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PhrozenHeart
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posted 12 June 2001 22:05     Click Here to See the Profile for PhrozenHeart   Click Here to Email PhrozenHeart        Reply w/Quote   Visit PhrozenHeart's Homepage!
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas. "They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me.." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 16-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton...."

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PhrozenHeart
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posted 14 June 2001 21:40     Click Here to See the Profile for PhrozenHeart   Click Here to Email PhrozenHeart        Reply w/Quote   Visit PhrozenHeart's Homepage!
*the sound of a distant cricket chirping breaks the seemingly endless silence*

Hmmm...think I'll stick to running the website and leave comedy WELL alone...

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"You can take your whiskey soaked, foaming at the mouth, toilet talking, pea soup spewing, sweating blood demon breath out of my face"

"Lullaby" - Alice Cooper

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Squall
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Registered: Feb 2001

posted 14 June 2001 23:12     Click Here to See the Profile for Squall   Click Here to Email Squall        Reply w/Quote   
*runs in*
sorry im late phrozen!
lol good story
oh and phrozen btw IM BACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*walks away*

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..And my ties are servered clean,the less i have the more i gain,off this beaten path i riegn.Rover,Wanderer,Nomad,Vagabond...call me what you will.

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Masamunes Edge
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From: Den Bosch, Holland
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 15 June 2001 14:41     Click Here to See the Profile for Masamunes Edge   Click Here to Email Masamunes Edge        Reply w/Quote   
This joke is just that special kind of funny that nothing can be said about it than HAHA LOL...And I don't think everybody wants to spam the post with that...

By the way, HAHA LOL!!!

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Always look on the bright side of life!---Man, just crucified...Monty Python, the Life of Brian

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DigiBO
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posted 18 June 2001 16:52     Click Here to See the Profile for DigiBO   Click Here to Email DigiBO        Reply w/Quote   Visit DigiBO's Homepage!
HAHA LOL

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PhrozenHeart
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posted 18 June 2001 19:03     Click Here to See the Profile for PhrozenHeart   Click Here to Email PhrozenHeart        Reply w/Quote   Visit PhrozenHeart's Homepage!
Hey Digi, you get any of my emails regarding your site or what?

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"You can take your whiskey soaked, foaming at the mouth, toilet talking, pea soup spewing, sweating blood demon breath out of my face"

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DigiBO
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posted 27 June 2001 09:18     Click Here to See the Profile for DigiBO   Click Here to Email DigiBO        Reply w/Quote   Visit DigiBO's Homepage!
Nothing in my mail,Phrozen,nothing...
You sended them to my yahoo mail,right?

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PhrozenHeart
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posted 27 June 2001 21:01     Click Here to See the Profile for PhrozenHeart   Click Here to Email PhrozenHeart        Reply w/Quote   Visit PhrozenHeart's Homepage!
Yes bud, to your yahoo account. I replied to both of your emails several times. The general gist was : don't worry about it, just get your *** in gear re-upload the site

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DigiBO
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posted 28 June 2001 00:29     Click Here to See the Profile for DigiBO   Click Here to Email DigiBO        Reply w/Quote   Visit DigiBO's Homepage!
Well,probably this isn't the exact place to tell you this,but I really hate writing mails.
After really thinking about it I think that it would be better for the Keep to get me out of here.Get hosted someone else that deserves it more.After the X-pack comes out I'll make a new mod and upload it to a free server.Simple.This way you guys won't have to wait for me to "get my *** in gear" and I won't feel so damn bad that I fail you again and again.

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PhrozenHeart
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posted 28 June 2001 17:12     Click Here to See the Profile for PhrozenHeart   Click Here to Email PhrozenHeart        Reply w/Quote   Visit PhrozenHeart's Homepage!
I'll have a word with Joe at PD about it and get back to you.

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max_power
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posted 03 July 2001 11:42     Click Here to See the Profile for max_power   Click Here to Email max_power        Reply w/Quote   
thats was great i loved it! so simple yet clever!

LOL

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SneakyRaven
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posted 10 July 2001 03:58     Click Here to See the Profile for SneakyRaven   Click Here to Email SneakyRaven        Reply w/Quote   Visit SneakyRaven's Homepage!
hehehe

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Djinn
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posted 30 July 2001 00:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Djinn   Click Here to Email Djinn        Reply w/Quote   Visit Djinn's Homepage!
quote:
Originally posted by PhrozenHeart:
*the sound of a distant cricket chirping breaks the seemingly endless silence*

Hmmm...think I'll stick to running the website and leave comedy WELL alone...


Good idea.

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