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Exar Kun
WarLord

Posts: 181
From: FL
Registered: Jun 2001

posted 09 April 2002 18:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Exar Kun   Click Here to Email Exar Kun        Reply w/Quote   
( don't make this story get locked )

I will start it.

In a Galaxy far, far away a young modder began his journey to make best mod ever.

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Sindaram
WarLord

Posts: 178
From: Mirkwood
Registered: Apr 2002

posted 09 April 2002 19:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Sindaram   Click Here to Email Sindaram        Reply w/Quote   Visit Sindaram's Homepage!
but he sucked so he needed some place to learn

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Three rings for the Elven Kings under the sky. Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone. Nine for the mortal men, doomed to die. One for the Dark Lord in his dark throne, in the land of Mordor where Shadows lie. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of Mordor where Shadows lie...

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 09 April 2002 22:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
and everytime he asked someone to teach him, they would wack him over the head with an Adamantium Alloy Croquet Mallet!!

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Pink?? Hmmm .. Not so bad a color if you "really" think about it. (Use your imagination);-)

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Renen666
Knight

Posts: 66
From: Sweden
Registered: Sep 2001

posted 09 April 2002 23:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Renen666   Click Here to Email Renen666        Reply w/Quote   
But then one day, he finally found some tutorials on the phrozenkeep.

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Irishguitarist
Knight

Posts: 52
From: Danville, CA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 09 April 2002 23:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Irishguitarist   Click Here to Email Irishguitarist        Reply w/Quote   Visit Irishguitarist's Homepage!
Everyone was helpful, despite his bleeding head from Carina's mallet.

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Jolly_Reaper
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 384
From: The Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 10 April 2002 00:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Thanks to his wonderful new friends at the phrozen keep he finished his mod in no time at all.

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The ultimate warrior: The Virtuous Avatar wearing one of FeistyGirl's magical pink Tutu's.
Britannia, beware!!!

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Chineseman
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 357
From: The Philippines
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 10 April 2002 02:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
But he realized that his Barbarian had the head of a Sorceress.


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It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

[This message has been edited by Chineseman (edited 10 April 2002).]

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Carina Flær
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 561
From: Akihabara, Japan
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 10 April 2002 02:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
He was also kept up nights by spurious General Protection Faults and "not xlated call Ken" messages.

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" In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Jolly_Reaper
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 384
From: The Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 10 April 2002 03:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Which finally made him throw his pc out of his window from 17 stories high.

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The ultimate warrior: The Virtuous Avatar wearing one of FeistyGirl's magical pink Tutu's.
Britannia, beware!!!

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 10 April 2002 04:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Falling from its 17 story decent, the PC crushes and instantly kills the supreme ambassador of the ultra highly evolved penguins from "another" parallel universe!!

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Pink?? Hmmm .. Not so bad a color if you "really" think about it. (Use your imagination);-)

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Jolly_Reaper
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 384
From: The Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 10 April 2002 04:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

The other penguins retaliate with their portable nukes and in just a matter of seconds earth is obliterated.

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The ultimate warrior: The Virtuous Avatar wearing one of FeistyGirl's magical pink Tutu's.
Britannia, beware!!!

Read some really good fantasy related stories here:
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~phrozenkeep/ubb/Forum19/HTML/000458.html
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~phrozenkeep/ubb/Forum19/HTML/000424.html

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FeistyGirl
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 729
From: a padded cell somewhere
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 10 April 2002 10:13     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
"Wow, what a strange and frightening dream!" The guy thinks to himself as he wakes up.

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... And Feisty said "Let there be tutu's, and let them go forth over the Keep and multiply". And she lovingly crafted the avatars, and sent them forth, and lo, they did bring tutu's and much madness forth upon the Keep. And Feisty looked upon her creation and saw that it was good.

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 10 April 2002 11:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Then he rolls over to the other side of the bed, finding himself face to beak with a cross-eyed penguin!

whaak! whaak! whaak!! whaak!!!

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Pink?? Hmmm .. Not so bad a color if you "really" think about it. (Use your imagination);-)

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jbouley
Forum Admin.

Posts: 4907
From: Portland, Maine, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 10 April 2002 12:54     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
Suddenly, the Webmaster appears from nowhere and announces, in an attempt to head off a thread that will clearly induce spamming, says:

"I like stories in which people submit the next section...but there will be two rules: First, the limit is not one sentence but rather one paragraph, so that posters will actually have to put some thought into things, making the post more relevant. Second, posting more than one contribution to this story per day will put you in violation of the Keep's Terms of Service and result in a warning."

I'm willing to let this thread live, but those are the rules from here on out...I don't want a 30-page thread of one-sentence nonesense and people running up their post counts.

Hope I don't seem anal, but I see trouble all over this thread if it stays so open-ended.

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- JEFF
"A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer."
For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download Version 1.03 of Sanctuary in Chaos

- Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Renen666
Knight

Posts: 66
From: Sweden
Registered: Sep 2001

posted 10 April 2002 12:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Renen666   Click Here to Email Renen666        Reply w/Quote   
"Away with thee, evil penguin!!!" he screamed when he threw the penguin out from the window.

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jbouley
Forum Admin.

Posts: 4907
From: Portland, Maine, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 10 April 2002 13:12     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
(Another interlude with the Webmaster) I'll assume that you were posting as I was, and I will therefore cut you some slack on violating rule #1 that I set forth...anyone can come up with one sentence (and too many will if I don't emphasize this point) and make this nothing but a spam-fest...let's be putting more thought into it than that...any more one-sentence posts and this thread get locked down for being a tremendous waste of time and the collective intelligence of the members.

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- JEFF
"A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer."
For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download Version 1.03 of Sanctuary in Chaos

- Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Sindaram
WarLord

Posts: 178
From: Mirkwood
Registered: Apr 2002

posted 10 April 2002 17:02     Click Here to See the Profile for Sindaram   Click Here to Email Sindaram        Reply w/Quote   Visit Sindaram's Homepage!
intelligence of the members? now there's a good one, way the go Jeff, your making jokes

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Three rings for the Elven Kings under the sky. Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone. Nine for the mortal men, doomed to die. One for the Dark Lord in his dark throne, in the land of Mordor where Shadows lie. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of Mordor where Shadows lie...

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Zhoulomcrist
Forum Admin.

Posts: 3239
From: USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 10 April 2002 19:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
I hate to have to do this. But, Jeff's post was not meant as a joke. But, a serious note directed towards the prevention of spam. We want the population here to enjoy themselves and if yall are enjoying it, we are pleased with that.

But, rules also need to be present to maintain order and keep things from getting too far out of hand, thus resulting in an eventual chaos for many of us. It is NOT my goal to be offensive in any way, form, or fashion. But, in this case, sadly, I'm gonna have to draw a conclusion to this story.

If you wish to start a new thread, please take the following into account (along with what Jeff had already stated).

1. Try to stray from posting one-sentence threads. If anything, try to consolidate thoughts into a larger post rather than a number of short posts.

2. Try to keep them as meaningful and consistant with the topic at hand as humanly possible.

By making lots of one-sentence posts, you run the risk of making the topic "too large", thus causing the topic to become technically unstable as the original FeistyGirl topic which had reached around 740 posts had done. This is due to a bug in the UBB software. We hope to implement some kind of remedy in the future to this current bug issue.

Anyway, I'm not pointing fingers at anyone or making a judgemental verdict. In any case, this topic has been dead-bolted.

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You know nothing, will do nothing, and will be nothing until I say so. If I catch you doing ANY of this without my consent, I'll RIP you apart with my axe and set your remains ablaze with the flames of eternal hatred.

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