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Topic: Windows Err0rs
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Blaza Lord
 
Posts: 119 From: Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 15 March 2002 15:11
Win98 Err c001: Mouse error - mouse not functioning, please click the left mouse button to continue.Win98 Err c002: Erroneous Error - nothing is wrong. Win98 Err c003: Help error - Help! we can't figure out our own code! Win98 Err c004: Window error - Window closed, do not look outside. Win98 Err c005: Window Error - Window open do not look inside. Win98 Err c006: Blackmail error - $100 to Gates or we show your wife the jpegs you just downloaded. Win98 Err c007: Virus error - Insufficient memory to continue the destruction of this computer, (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? I had more but I can't remember them all right now.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 15 March 2002 15:30
Finally... someone with more time on their hands than me.....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 15 March 2002 15:40
System error: Windows XP setup requires more RAM than you have available. Please install more RAM and then press any key to continue.This program has performed an illegal operation and will be thrown in jail. An error occurred: Contact your PC manufacturer, support group, or administrator. Error: Unreal Tournament requires a good computer. Installation cannot continue. Go buy a new system. (Your system: 486DX2 66 MHz 4MB RAM installed) Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue or DEL to enter Setup. System internet support update error: The updates you were downloading have been lost due to the following error. "The company and/or manufacturer of your PC has just gone out of business" Microsoft Excel 97 has caused an invalid page fault in address 666A-HELL. To resolve this error, you must have The Touch. Setup Error: You're too stupid to use this program. Setup cannot continue. ------------------ Your madness ends here, Betrayer. [This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 15 March 2002).]

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RexxLaww Moderator
   
Posts: 1158 From: USA Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 19 March 2002 15:21
Warning: Your system has been running for 24 hours. Windows will now crash.You have been detected as a Government Employee. Windows will now go into sleep mode. Your system does not meet the minimum requirements listed. Diablo 3 requires 12 TerraBytes of RAM and at least a 6.66 ghz processor (2D only). ------------------ The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick. Darkness Weaves The UTC Project [This message has been edited by RexxLaww (edited 19 March 2002).]

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 15:28
I like the gov employee one.... that is funny...------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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KillBurn Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 440 From: Norway Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 19 March 2002 17:47
hehehe  ------------------ my people have been long without tp.. no man should be without tp...bow down for the allmighty bungholio!

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^_^editor Squire

Posts: 41 From: Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 24 March 2002 19:33
Windows Login error: you keep typing in the wrong password, here is a new one. Windows System Error: You have a better OS on this system, Windows is deleting. Linux error 00232: Gnome is copying a crapy OS (windows 98). Black and White: Your system has runs too well, please install a virus then reinstall. Any Old Dos Game: Your system is too damn fast, go buy a $50 computer first. AOL error 7.0:Hello, Goodbye, Loading........ loading......Loading....(^_^editor takes out shot gun and prepairs to fire)loading.... loading....Aol has found you a better internet provider...we will now charge you 50% more to convert you to a cable modem (which does not require any internet provider besides AT&T)...Hello(^_^editor yelps with joy)..Goodbye..(^_^editor fires shotgun at computer).------------------ I have to sell this, i'm half morman and christin.I got 5 wifes and 90 children

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RexxLaww Moderator
   
Posts: 1158 From: USA Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 26 March 2002 14:26
Error: No connection to the internet could be detected. Would you like to go online for updates?Windows is now running in safe mode. This special diagnostic mode will help troubleshoot Windows errors. Please reboot now. ------------------ The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick. Darkness Weaves The UTC Project

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