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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

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From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 27 March 2002 15:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
I had this wild and crazy dream last night *(I have wild and crazy dreams every night!!) =) .. anyway .. it's about this sword ... I was in a room in Chinatown where my friend attempted the translation ... along with about 20 shouting elderly Chinese men .. And .. MPHG was there!!

So all of this shouting in Chinese is going on and MPHG (looking very Jesus-like):-) walks up to the chaos and says, "Hey, hey .. calm down my friends! No need for all of this shouting .. please don't argue" .. then all of a sudden one of the "elderly gentleman" turns to him and yells at him in Chinese, but I understood what he was yelling, "Why don't you mind your own !@#$% business, you %$#@! fool!!!!" and then kicks him in pretty hard in the head with a good round house kick!!! hehehe .. Lmao!! ... so I freaked ...and MPHG is lying knocked out on the floor as the shouting continues as if nothing had happened!!! So I'm kneeling over MPHG flicking water in his face from a glass yelling, "Tim, Tim!! Wake up man!! Are you alright!! Can you hear me!!! Wake up!!!"

Lmao!! hehehe ... all I remember is that he finally groggily answered, "What happened?? Where are my glasses???" ... hehehe ...

When I woke up I was ROTFLMAO!!! hehehe

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As above .. so below
gathered by the wind
then rooted in the ground
only to rise from below
then above .. we grow

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AresGodofWAR
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From: Wake Forest, North Carolina, USA
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posted 27 March 2002 16:00     Click Here to See the Profile for AresGodofWAR   Click Here to Email AresGodofWAR        Reply w/Quote   Visit AresGodofWAR's Homepage!
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your chicks...heh.

Guys, I'll join you, and I think Axalong actually is a billionare! And what do you mean, Beaver, my nick's stupid, I think you need to go see the dam dam for the dam dam, and not for the dam wood, dam it.

JK

No need to start a flame war.
I'll go, and t could even be the masumeme (Sp?)

That would rock.

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Sig files are fun, for I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring you Fire! Dadada, okay, I can't sing.

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

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From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 27 March 2002 16:11     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hey Ares!! How's it it going my friend!!(a little to the south you fool!!) .. I don't think Beaver was mentioning your sig, I think he was referring to "Call me damnit!" ..and saying "why would anyone want to call themselves *damnit*?" ..Lmao!!

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then rooted in the ground
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then above .. we grow

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Axalon
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posted 27 March 2002 16:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Where is MPHG??? He must be off on a Quest to divine the swords true origins

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As above .. so below
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then above .. we grow

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MPHG
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From: simwhere
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posted 27 March 2002 17:00     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
yea i was little....knocked out...i mean late
been reading ,modding ,and wood crafting today

busy busy busy...and in 1 hour that 80 show joyous news.

nothing so far about the sword on this end ,but searching

btw nice story

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Axalon
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posted 27 March 2002 17:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
LOL!! I really did have that wild dream! It was just too funny, like out of The Three Stooges or something!! Lmao!!

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then above .. we grow

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Beaver
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From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
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posted 27 March 2002 17:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I am glad you explained that axalon.... I had no clue what he was talking about.... But yes axalon was correct with his explanation.....

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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^_^editor
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posted 28 March 2002 16:18     Click Here to See the Profile for ^_^editor   Click Here to Email ^_^editor        Reply w/Quote   
I have some friends that speak chinease, and one knows alot about swords and other deadly items. Maybe i can ask him for some help.

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I have to sell this, i'm half morman and christin.I got 5 wifes and 90 children

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barkosis
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From: Deland,Florida,USA
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posted 30 March 2002 12:42     Click Here to See the Profile for barkosis   Click Here to Email barkosis        Reply w/Quote   
I just read the first page, but I find it funny how things get sooooo off topic
There we go, i accidently put that in there lol.

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Axalon
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posted 30 March 2002 16:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
LOL!! Welcome to the show "barkosis" (yes, that is his name Beaver, I didn't make it up) .. The original topic by Feisty I think got one or two replys (mine was the first) .. then from there to this 134 reply it's been "the world of sword-o-rama" .. hehehe .. and where it will end up is anybody's guess! LOL!! .. Sooo .. welcome to the show!

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As above .. so below
gathered by the wind
then rooted in the ground
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then above .. we grow

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Beaver
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posted 30 March 2002 16:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I had barkosis once... everytime the mail man would walk by it would start acting up really bad......

Since this has gone so far off topic, I am shocked this one hasn't been moved like the other one we had....

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Axalon
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posted 30 March 2002 17:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
ROTFLMAO!!! Ooohh Sooo you no about barkosis???? heheheheheehe ... aahhhh!!! I'm dying!!!! .. Beaver???? Yor gonna klll me someday!!! From a laughing fit of ... uumm .. Something!!!!! lmao lmao lmao?!?!?!

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then rooted in the ground
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then above .. we grow

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Beaver
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posted 30 March 2002 17:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
You are so silly...... (the previous was said with a lisp)

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Axalon
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posted 30 March 2002 17:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Will you stay still you little lisp of a beaverette!!! You're making me dizzzzzzzzzzzzy!!!!!

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then above .. we grow

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MPHG
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posted 30 March 2002 20:14     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
wait a tic that banner isn't soppose to be in his sig...i kow that he edited it in there, but thats a big no no, i belive it's ToS'ed, anyway don't do again.

Welcome to the show yadda yadda making a movie about me mod...who would download a 6 minute clip about my mod?

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Axalon
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posted 30 March 2002 21:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm .. is it a joke?? or is he serious???

I'll take the chance MPHG?? Do you have a six minute clip of your mod for download?? If so .. I would like to download it for my viewing pleasure, if that's Ok with you??

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As above .. so below
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then rooted in the ground
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then above .. we grow

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barkosis
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posted 30 March 2002 22:46     Click Here to See the Profile for barkosis   Click Here to Email barkosis        Reply w/Quote   
Stop making fun of me

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Axalon
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posted 30 March 2002 23:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Sorry barkosis It's Ok, I'll make sure no one makes fun of you my friend These forums are full of surprises, a lot of off the wall humor here down south in the Humor an Off Topic forums, and before you know it you'll be right in the middle of the action making jokes about and along with all of these other crazy and beautiful people who hang out here .. "The Bark shall have the last Bark"!!

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MPHG
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posted 31 March 2002 07:56     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
geese can't take alitte fun making, it's all fun and games here cause people let others let the turn around be played all you needed was a good strike back.

Well theirs alot going, the name i long and not normal

hey axalon give him/her alittle time to ge a come back, mean while make aim at me, i need to good sparing partner in the ways of....witty remarks.

Also axalon after i figure out how to upload to fileplanet again the preview will be on my webpage

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Beaver
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posted 31 March 2002 15:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I am the beaver jokester.... I make fun of peoples names.... take no offense..... its what I do..... Umm... oh and I saw where you had put that into your sig, too funny....

Oh, and I am down for d/l a clip about your mod...... Sounds cool to me..... If you want you can upload it to me..... unless you have a really slow connection then I will wait until you put it on the pile flanet.....

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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^_^editor
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posted 02 April 2002 19:59     Click Here to See the Profile for ^_^editor   Click Here to Email ^_^editor        Reply w/Quote   
My friends being a big fat (beep) it seems he doesn't care about the coming apocylise that could be caused by the swords. Oh well.

Anyway how goes the quest, any new info on the sword?

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Axalon
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posted 03 April 2002 04:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
The characters have been translated pretty much the best they can be, it is the swords true origins that are in question.

The sister sword should be arriving here in few days, and then we'll know a lot more for sure.

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Pink?? Hmmm .. Not so bad a color if you "really" think about it. (Use your imagination);-)

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BatmanCRB
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posted 06 April 2002 09:14     Click Here to See the Profile for BatmanCRB   Click Here to Email BatmanCRB        Reply w/Quote   
I've been looking through forums because the comp w/ D2 on it is disconnected and I'm bored as **** and I have to say this :: Damn!, I read 6 pages and as the suspense fluxuated I was juming in and out of my seat. Then it just stopped! I'm gonna go on vacation and probably not be able to finish this story untill I return. You should write a small story about this quest (if it is ever solved) and post is somewhere. I MUST KNOW THIS SWORDS ORIGIN OR I'LL BE SCRATCHING MY HEAD UNTILL IT BLEEDS!

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Beaver
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posted 06 April 2002 10:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I have already scratched all the hair off my head.... hopefully axalon will come up with something.....

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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^_^editor
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posted 13 April 2002 17:26     Click Here to See the Profile for ^_^editor   Click Here to Email ^_^editor        Reply w/Quote   
Where the (censored) is MPHG it seems as if he died all the sudden, maybe the sword drained away is soul. We must find out.


Also as a side note anyone have about $999.99 that i could have to by miget armor (honst to god miget armor, it's real armor that i can fit in).

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I have to sell this, i'm half morman and christin.I got 5 wifes and 90 children

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