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MPHG
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posted 22 March 2002 06:19     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Oh god , another remark like that and I might need to shut this topic down.

Now I'm don't mind a good joke, well i do mind a good joke, many people like a good joke better then me.
sorry the monty python me watching stealin lines from it again.

Now that was worse, but also what wrong with a shaven....cat?

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Carina Flær
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posted 22 March 2002 06:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
I refrained from answering earlier, but since FeistyGirl and MPHG have spoken up, I'd just like to toss my ¥2.

All well and good, but there are lines we should tread carefully around. Just a friendly reminder, ne?

Hmmm. Well, I was never good at speechifying stuff. You get the point.

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MPHG
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posted 22 March 2002 07:29     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
you can speak up more other , or tell me to lock it, it's all good and i will do so.

to go over a line is one thing ,but this is going into a different land and whatnot.

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Axalon
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posted 22 March 2002 07:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by FeistyGirl:
Chineseman!!! I'm simply appalled... you're worse than [b]Axalon!!!

[/B]


Hey, now we had nothing to do with that one! Now you're *(he's) really looking to lock thread on purpose! Give him a warning, to chill him out a bit


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[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 22 March 2002).]

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Carina Flær
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posted 22 March 2002 07:50     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm... I could beat on him a little bit with my croquet mallet.

But then again, that could be counterproductive, since from what I understand some men (ahem) like that

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Da3MoN
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posted 22 March 2002 07:57     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
who was the "(ahem)" referring to?

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quote:
Not understanding is not a sign of unintelligence.
It is a sign of untelligence.

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Axalon
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posted 22 March 2002 08:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
She has a fur ball caught in her throat it seems

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FeistyGirl
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posted 22 March 2002 08:17     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Carina Flaer:
Btw I like cats, too. Preferably with a little bit of tabasco sauce.

quote:
Originally posted by Carina Flaer:
I think I'm in love... with another girl.

quote:
Originally posted by Carina Flaer:
"Save the trees, eat a beaver today!"

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Originally posted by Axalon:
She has a fur ball caught in her throat it seems

ROFLMAO!! Been eating cats (or beavers) again, Carina??? hahahahahahahahaha... j/k

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Axalon
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posted 22 March 2002 08:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
OOOOHHH NOOOOO!!! Feisty has put together the pieces of the puzzle .. Where this will all lead only time will tell

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Carina Flær
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posted 22 March 2002 08:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
(looks confused)

Pah, rendered speechless for once. Oyasumi... (good night).

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Axalon
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posted 22 March 2002 08:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Sweet Dreams & Sleep Tight .. and don't let the Caa no the Beaa, I mean the bed bugs bite

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Beaver
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posted 22 March 2002 13:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I think that ahem was at me?.... heh heh.....

feisty... I can't comment on that because I don;t want to have another one locked out.....

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Da3MoN
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posted 22 March 2002 13:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
it's been an epidemic of locked forums.

take two modesty pills and call me in the morning.

quote:
haken-machaken....(-groin-)

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Beaver
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posted 22 March 2002 14:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Yeah.... I seemed to have caught it.... I have been given a shot for it though.....

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Axalon
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posted 22 March 2002 14:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
The suspense is killing me!!

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Carina Flær
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posted 22 March 2002 17:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
*yawn*

I'd put up a pic right now, but I just got up and ain't decent yet

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Beaver
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posted 22 March 2002 22:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Hey... just because your aren't decent doesn't mean you can't put up a pic......

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Axalon
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posted 22 March 2002 22:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
wa wa was that???? sum 1 open a door or sumtin'?????

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Beaver
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posted 22 March 2002 22:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
open a door? heh heh....peek through the window......

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posted 24 March 2002 19:21     Click Here to See the Profile for ^_^editor   Click Here to Email ^_^editor        Reply w/Quote   
Just like chinseman and the others i have a joke that will prevent me from getting a fast death. Oh well:
A man and woman (who was quite beutiful) are on a five day train ride in the same sleeping area. The man and the woman have never met. After some *moments* in which they got changed, the couple went to bed (the sleeping area has two bunks). In the middle of the night the man wakes up and notices his blankets are gone. He turns over and asks the woman if she could get him a blanket. The woman replies, "I have a better idea lets act as if we are marryed." The man with a big grin on his face replies,"Ok,Ok!!"
The woman replies, "Good. Get your own damn blanket!"
(^_^editor pleads for his life. Then sells soul for immortality agenst ****ed off females)

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Beaver
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posted 24 March 2002 20:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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Chineseman
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posted 25 March 2002 01:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.

*Chineseman plans to stay in the mountains more, and hopes to meditate and relinquish his *sshole-naturedness*


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I just love cats...
Yeah, maybe Carina too...

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Axalon
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posted 25 March 2002 19:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Don't worry Chineseman, we still luvs ya!! You don't have to stay in the mountains any more my friend!! LOL!! hehehe ...

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^_^editor
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posted 27 March 2002 12:32     Click Here to See the Profile for ^_^editor   Click Here to Email ^_^editor        Reply w/Quote   
It's ok chineseman, you can stay in the mountians, i'll be their soon.

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I have to sell this, i'm half morman and christin.I got 5 wifes and 90 children

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Chineseman
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posted 31 March 2002 23:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Back from the mountains... of Scotland.

Anyway, you won't be hearin' anything like that from me ever again. I don't want to get whacked by Carina's croquet mallet!

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