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Topic: Hello Room service...
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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 20:53
WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! Pure Oxygen!!!!Room service, I need 12 cases of Ramen noodles a few gallons of hot water and a high-powered microwave Deliver this to the large bank safe in MPHG's room... just in case everyone forgets about me in there  ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 21:55
Well, I already have FeistyGirl sitting here in my lap as I type this, ... along with the handcuffs, whipped cream, a lasso, tight-fittin' leather chaps, a bathtub filled with lime jello, a lot of Hershey's chocolate syrup, pure oxygen, and a lot of other very essential items ... (also an array of extremely powerful, ultra accurate, heavily armored laser cannons which will incinerate any unwelcome intruders )So, room service? What I REALLY need now is: 3976 feet of bungie cord An X-ray machine And two original copies of The Necronomicron *And I need them pronto, like yesterday, you lazy fool who I tip WAY too much for doing very simple things which should have already been in the room before I arrived!!!* ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 22:15
So am I hiding out somewhere? being hunted down by johnny-b's AK-47? locked in MPHG's large bank vault? sitting on Axalon's lap??  Maybe Beaver really did succeed in cloning me (about 3/4 down)... if so I fear for the world! Oh and room service? I need: A triple-reinforced flak jacket A turbo powered jet pack and Batman's utility belt I'm getting the hell out of here!!  ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 00:45
ROFL!! Jess  Hmmm ... Rrrrooomm service, are you still alive? If so, send up: A genetic splicing machine A very large atomic reactor And an anti-matter conversion chamber AND HURRY!!!! *Ok, you manifestation of Feisty on my lap, what is your favorite classical music piece??? Hmmm???*  ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 05:51
"So, baby... heard any good classical music lately?" Axalon asked the good-looking babe sitting on his lap. She smiled and stared blankly back at him. He decided to try a different approach. "Hey, I've got Carmina Burana on 8-track here... I'll play it if you ask me real nice." Again, nothing but a smile and blank stare. That's when the horror dawned upon him:He was trying to seduce a mindless clone!!!  Room Service, just one more request before I check out  a one-way plane ticket to Maui a collapsible beach chair and one of those fruity drinks with a little umbrella in it  ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 08:45
LOL!! LOL!!  OOOHHHH NOOOOO!!!!! I've been MORE than seducing a mindless clone!!!!  Hhhelp meee, room service, for I am in dire need of: A black cloak A poison dagger And 666 pounds of multi-colored Play Dough!!!  *Look!! A Great, Big, Green Canary!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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Mephistopheles Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1131 From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet) Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 10:21
Hmmm.... Whut 2 say whut 2 say....Hey room service pick up da fone ay need: a 100ft rope made a cheese 5 lil' hamsterz and.. and a semI tRuck full of glue. -Meph ------------------ ENTeam- http://cgi-bin.spaceports.com/~enteam/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi Let Darkness Reign- *Come Visit Our Forum Today* ENTeam Site -
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Mephistopheles Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1131 From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet) Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 10:24
RooM SeRviC ImA' neEDBrittney Spears 2 boxZ of paper clips and.. 10 threading needles -Meph ------------------ ENTeam- http://cgi-bin.spaceports.com/~enteam/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi Let Darkness Reign- *Come Visit Our Forum Today* ENTeam Site -
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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 20 February 2002 16:01
halo? Room service I need: 1) a rope 2) a chair 3) somethin to hold the rope onto and would hold a 100 lb. kid See, I'm gonna hang myself for all the mean stuff I said![This message has been edited by johnny-b! (edited 20 February 2002).]

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 16:21
{delete flame-ish comment... my apologize to those who had to read it }Cool it johnny-b... I'm not your girl and your comments somewhat offend me  ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation." [This message has been edited by FeistyGirl (edited 20 February 2002).]

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 16:40
OH NO!! Johnny-B! is losing it!! Get a grip of your self man!! Stick your head in the toliet bowl or something to cool youself down!!  ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 16:55
This topic is borderlinin' Turn them damned flame throwers off and we are not a sex joint here neither. That goes for the whole lot....*Reset switch was pressed.... Now, lets start over and try something cleaner. We are not a porno forum.  ------------------ Legend of the Eternal Warrior CD2/D2X project administrator [This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 20 February 2002).]

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 18:59
Very border line and sorry to make a topic that ended off offending people.But to make it better and off topic. I need 12 can of spam (1 a month) 11 people silly walking 10 people dressed as vikings  ------------------ Bring Back the Classic. Bring Back the Knowledge. Bringing back to D2 The Classic

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 19:01
... 9 LADDIES doing a kilted jig  8 maids to clean my house  ...(someone else continue this please my mind is gone!!) ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 19:19
Hmmm ... I'm not even Jess and I feel I've been violated ... sheeesh ... unbelievable ....Anyway, let's try keep this cool topic flowing (nicely)  Hello, room service, could you please send up: 5 Golden Rings! Verses # 4, # 3, # 2 And a partridge in a ... fig?(no)apple?(No)eucalyptus??(NO) pear tree!
------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 19:22
What happened to # 7 & # 6 ???  ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 20 February 2002 19:28
aight, I'm kewl, now room service, can u plz send up: 1) a tissue (to dry up my tears) 2) an eraser (to erase everything I've said) 3) a miracle (that feistygirl will forgive me )------------------ Jonathan S. Bowler

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 19:45
Hmmm ... Johnny??? I think it would help if HEAVILY edit the offending topic ... and make a proper apolgie to the good lady. Yes?------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 19:57
I am in full agreement. Otherwise, I'll be forced to do so myself.------------------ Legend of the Eternal Warrior CD2/D2X project administrator

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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 20 February 2002 20:15
don't worry, don't worry, I did. Jesh, can't even make a joke anymore wit out it bein taken seriously  ------------------ Jonathan S. Bowler

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 20:28
Alright Johnny, you did good ... no need to hang yourself or anything like that ... relax ... we'll still play with you, and you can still make nice jokes ... but if do find the opportunity, a nice gentlemen-like apoligie to Jess would be a really nice (and smart) thing to do.  ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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SneakyRaven Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 299 From: middle of somewhere Registered: Jul 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 22:26
*Picks up phone at 3:12*Hello? Who is this? *room service dude* ummmmm sir? you called us... Yeah sure, whatever you say... just send up: A penny with three sides fuzzy handcuffs and angelina jolie's twin sister that is in love with me 
------------------ My Ancestral Recall Fan site! "There is no right and wrong, only fun and boring..."

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 21 February 2002 00:59
Kindly send up:Bill Gates' ATM card and PIN number Angelina Jolie's other twin sister and her good friend, Gwen Stefani's twin sister...strictly for conversation, of course. and...oh, hell, what else would I need?  Oh, yes, I guess I would need a cold compress for the bruise on my head when the story about how Angelina-3 and Gwen-2 and I were talking about particle physics all night falls on the "deaf ears" of my wife. ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download Version 1.1 of Sanctuary in Chaos - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Solamnus Knight

Posts: 59 From: Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 21 February 2002 08:44
Uh..*dials up* Room Service? Yup, I need your help with a few things.. One, I need a large car battery, preferrably brand new.
Two, I need a broken broom and a plank of wood. Three, I need a blender and some jumper cables. There is an interrogation going on in my room and some of my supplies are getting broken.  ------------------ -Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Watcher WarLord
  
Posts: 196 From: Who cares anyway? Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 21 February 2002 13:26
Hello room service, I need:A Finnish dictionary A deck of cards with three jokers and no seven of clubs And a map of Canada Thank you! Watcher ------------------ To fail is human. Complete breakdown requires a computer.

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