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Topic: 10 jokes I found in my student planner (but funny nonetheless)
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Feanor Knight

Posts: 59 From: Middle Earth Registered: Sep 2001 |
posted 12 September 2001 14:10
1.) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up the "Quit while you're ahead"?2.) Eagles may soar, but weasles are never sucked into jet engines. 3.) "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." Winston Bennett 4.) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 5.) "striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing." Harriet Braiker 6.) If the shoe fits, find another one just like it. 7.) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 8.) "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." George Gobel 9.) When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? 10.) It took awhile, but when their number dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 12 September 2001 15:13
Thanks, I needed that.  ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." Visit my mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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l@st 1 WarLord
  
Posts: 236 From: Aust. WA Registered: Sep 2001 |
posted 13 September 2001 19:50
lolvery funnie. but guess what?? I am now a LORD. I think.. but yeah, funnie. Read my Post " FW: Funnies" they are REALLY REALLY funny promise. ------------------ Trust Me = it takes a lifetime to find where U belong, and two lifetimes to find your Soulmate, but, I do not have a Lifetime or 2 of time on my hands....

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l@st 1 WarLord
  
Posts: 236 From: Aust. WA Registered: Sep 2001 |
posted 13 September 2001 19:50
hey..I should be now  ------------------ Trust Me = it takes a lifetime to find where U belong, and two lifetimes to find your Soulmate, but, I do not have a Lifetime or 2 of time on my hands....

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Thunder Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 429 From: Greece Registered: Jul 2001 |
posted 21 September 2001 15:06
lol,Very good.------------------ I just know that I know nothing - Socrates

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Dannira^6 Serf
Posts: 13 From: Registered: Sep 2001 |
posted 22 September 2001 13:42
hey those are in my planner also, hehe never thought to look thru it.------------------ A boat built in water can also sink in it

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Feanor Knight

Posts: 59 From: Middle Earth Registered: Sep 2001 |
posted 22 September 2001 14:43
Really? What school are you from. I'm from (believe it or not) Ichabod Crane School .

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 22 September 2001 18:21
...well, don't lose your head over it...(many, many apologies...the joke, however bad, was too easy to pass up) ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download at http://www.fileplanet.com/dl/dl.asp?/planetdiablo/phrozenkeep/mods/sic_beta.zip - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Mephansteras Moderator
   
Posts: 970 From: San Diego, CA USA Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 22 September 2001 21:39
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Get back to modding, you who would assult us with puns!!! ------------------ -Mephansteras Don't take life to seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive! Download my mod: Tides Of War

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Little_Marc Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 317 From: The sticks of a Sub-Development Next to a Cornfield Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 04 November 2001 19:46
=D =) =D =) =D =) =D Whew, my day just got better!

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Deathscythe Moderator
   
Posts: 1185 From: The Darkest Part of Hell (Shadow Land) Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 07 November 2001 00:03
i like the joke espicially no. 2... lolz feeling better..------------------ You're Good But Im better!

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RAK_theundead Squire

Posts: 27 From: Dublin,Ireland Registered: Nov 2001 |
posted 25 November 2001 01:47
Brill! I needed that after dissing Worldstone...

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