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FeistyGirl
Honorary Warlord

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From: a padded cell somewhere
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 16 April 2002 13:43     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Dunno about the rest of you peeps still in school... but I have exams soon... I offer this prayer for myself and all of you:

Now I lay me down to study
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty
If I should fail to learn this junk
I pray the Lord I will not flunk
But if I do, don't pity me at all
Just lay my bones in the study hall
Tell my teacher I did my best
Then pile my books upon my chest
Now I lay me down to rest
I pray the Lord I pass my test
If I should die before I wake
That's one less test I'll have to take...

(no I did not write this myself...)

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"We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Da3MoN
Knight

Posts: 73
From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 16 April 2002 14:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
hehehe.... I like it. fitting, too. I just had a test today. one of my friends studied for 8 1/2 hours... and he was still ready to shoot himself (not literally). derned hard test, too... we had an hour.. and barely finished! on the actual exam, we only get half of that time for the same thing!!! TESTS ARE THE PITS

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Not understanding is not a sign of unintelligence.
It is a sign of untelligence.

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Massimo84web
Lord

Posts: 125
From: Meta, Italy
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 18 April 2002 11:57     Click Here to See the Profile for Massimo84web   Click Here to Email Massimo84web        Reply w/Quote   Visit Massimo84web's Homepage!
eheheh It is useless to study so long
In my Classroom there is a very cooperative atmosphere and everybody help everybody that's great!
Also I know all the places to hide the message with the solution and my teachers never discovered it!!

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Beaver
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From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 19 April 2002 10:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Yes, but doing it that way doesn't help you retain it in your memory. When you don't retain it you are learning nothing and might as well be considered an idiot. I am not saying that is you, I am just saying that cheating to pass is for losers.

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If serious has gotten to be too serious, what does it become?

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Massimo84web
Lord

Posts: 125
From: Meta, Italy
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 20 April 2002 07:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Massimo84web   Click Here to Email Massimo84web        Reply w/Quote   Visit Massimo84web's Homepage!
you didn't understand me well
I want to say that study a lot of houres in one time is wrong
Instead of study 8 hours the day before the test you have to study 1 houres in the days before and divide your study like I do.
I study a lot but never more than 2 hours a day and I use cheats at school only when the situation is BAD like in latin test (HARD)and also study so much in one days is wrong becouse the study is essenzial but in this way you get crazy don't move your mind and enjoy and after some time you forgot what you had studied for so many time in 1 days


Be happy don't let the school make you mad

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