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^_^editor
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posted 02 April 2002 19:53     Click Here to See the Profile for ^_^editor   Click Here to Email ^_^editor        Reply w/Quote   
10. Troops all dressed up in schoolgirl outfits
9. voice acting easly done by one person
8.Able to call Voltron after 22 stage
7.large eyes make it easyer to identify
6. Every third soldier is a cyborg and doesn't know it
5.infantry can attack with spiky hair in close range combat.
4.The always tantalizing hints of lesbinism
3.Archers eventualy upgrade to "super-Mega Shoot Go Go!!!!"
2.wailfishy thin bodied troops move faster than big fat C&C troops.
1. one word: Tentacles.


if you have more please post.

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 02 April 2002 23:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Well, there is one HUGE advantage, when they run out of ammo they can shoot energy-balls at each-other. That's the only one I can think of (don't watch anime alot).

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Beaver
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posted 03 April 2002 06:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Anyone ever consider making an anime mod?

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Carina Flær
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posted 03 April 2002 07:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
Dammit Beaver, you just gave the secret mod project away

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Clueboy
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posted 03 April 2002 09:12     Click Here to See the Profile for Clueboy   Click Here to Email Clueboy        Reply w/Quote   

*sniffs the air*

Is that Adamentium I smell? Run Beaver!!

I think a few people on this board are anime characters and we don't know it

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Axalon
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posted 03 April 2002 09:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
I just saw Tweetee Bird chasing after Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny with Carina Flaer's Adamantium Alloy Croquet Mallet!!!

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Mephansteras
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posted 03 April 2002 10:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephansteras   Click Here to Email Mephansteras        Reply w/Quote   Visit Mephansteras's Homepage!
Always use female troops with anime, and make them wear bikinis. Since, somehow, the less a woman in an anime is wearing, the more indestructible she is! (Don't remmeber WHICH law of anime that was, but it is one...)

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FeistyGirl
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posted 03 April 2002 10:07     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm... your theory doesn't seem to hold true for most of Urotsukidoji

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Mephansteras
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posted 03 April 2002 12:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephansteras   Click Here to Email Mephansteras        Reply w/Quote   Visit Mephansteras's Homepage!
Ok...ok...so it's NOT a law if you're dealing with Hentai. But that stuff has it's own rules anyway, and you shouldn't be mixing that stuff with RTS games in the first place!

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Beaver
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posted 03 April 2002 14:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Sorry to give away your secret project..... You wouldn't hit a cute beaver in a tutu would you?


I tawt I taw a putty tat.....

I can't wait to see the anime mod.... schweet....

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 03 April 2002 23:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

OH MY GAWD! Now Clueboy is wearing a tutu too!
This forum is out of control! Where are the moderators?!?

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Due to the fact that certain people are wearing pink tutu's nowadays I felt left behind...
...until now!

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Chineseman
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posted 04 April 2002 02:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
I think those are nice reasons for modding.

And the rules stated that less cloth is more powerful, I guess holds true for most animes. That's the thing in Japan. They don't mind the exposure. I guess.

Is that adamantium I smell...?

Meow.

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Beaver
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posted 04 April 2002 10:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
What? Did I hear chinese man say he wanted a tutu?

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Chineseman
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posted 05 April 2002 19:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Oh please don't!

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Beaver
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posted 05 April 2002 23:01     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Too late......

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^_^editor
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posted 07 April 2002 16:12     Click Here to See the Profile for ^_^editor   Click Here to Email ^_^editor        Reply w/Quote   
It's almost sad how this conversation went from anime to hentai to anime, now to tutu's

You people are becoming sick sad little, Censored.

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Beaver
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posted 07 April 2002 20:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Well, I am not feeling bad.... So I can't say I am sick.... Most definitly not sad, things are going good for me right now.... Little.... do you consider 6 ft to be little?

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 08 April 2002 00:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by ^_^editor:
It's almost sad how this conversation went from anime to hentai to anime, now to tutu's

You people are becoming sick sad little, Censored.


Jolly: "Why, I haven't been insulted like that my entire life!"
^_^editor: "And how well did you like this first experience?"


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Beaver
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posted 08 April 2002 10:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
ROTFLMAO!!! That is too funny....

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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^_^editor
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posted 11 April 2002 20:43     Click Here to See the Profile for ^_^editor   Click Here to Email ^_^editor        Reply w/Quote   
OK, now i have to admit my life has become extermly dull, all i do is sit here read the fourm, barly work on my mod, then go to sleep or stare at my homework untill it magicly gets done ( i think it might be little nerdy underpants gnones). still, now i'm begging to think their may be hope for me if i never get a tutu.

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Carina Flær
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posted 11 April 2002 21:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
There's a reason long stories get edited.
quote:
"Ok. I cut. I cut."

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Chineseman
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posted 12 April 2002 00:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Uh, Carina, that's also the reason why my thread got locked!

Tim, sorry 'bout that. I was way out of line...

I think that line could be a signal for the admins to come and close threads...


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WARLOCH the Immortal
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posted 12 April 2002 16:07     Click Here to See the Profile for WARLOCH the Immortal   Click Here to Email WARLOCH the Immortal        Reply w/Quote   
You all forgot the main reason why Anime should be used for more RTS games...

Quicker Load Times!!!!

Ummm, you see because Anime typically has fewer colors used in it's spectrum wich means that there is less demands placed on the graphical...oooooooooo never mind.

Hmmmm, these new meds suck

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Theli
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posted 13 April 2002 12:50     Click Here to See the Profile for Theli   Click Here to Email Theli        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by ^_^editor:
10. Troops all dressed up in schoolgirl outfits
9. voice acting easly done by one person
8.Able to call Voltron after 22 stage
7.large eyes make it easyer to identify
6. Every third soldier is a cyborg and doesn't know it
5.infantry can attack with spiky hair in close range combat.
4.The always tantalizing hints of lesbinism
3.Archers eventualy upgrade to "super-Mega Shoot Go Go!!!!"
2.wailfishy thin bodied troops move faster than big fat C&C troops.
1. one word: Tentacles.


if you have more please post.


And don't forget 10m high robots with heads the size of peanuts.

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