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Topic: Ancient Joke, will cause females to kill me
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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 02:40
Ugh, penguins... are.... evil... *coughLinuxcough*(whips out a flamethrower) Penguin steaks on the house! :big evil grin: ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Brother Laz Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1134 From: the place where angels watch... Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 18 March 2002 02:57
Found a piece of paper on my desk this morning. Surprise from a friend.'Linux is free!' Wrote my own message on the back and put it on his desk. 'Windows works!' ------------------ I have called you by your True Name, D2Game.dll, and I command you to do my bidding.

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 03:16
(is fighting her growing obsession with Brother Laz)   Edit: Slam dunk. Ouch.  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! " [This message has been edited by Carina Flær (edited 18 March 2002).]

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 11:40
I hope that a shrink never finds his way in here.... I am not real sure that there would be enough straight jackets to go around..... I do hate that I missed the whole nin, closer, conversation...... I have some interesting stories on that one..... ::: huge evil grin ::: ------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 18 March 2002 11:58
their coming to take me away ha ha their coming to take me away ho ho to the happy home where life is beatiful all the time and i'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats their coming to take me away ha haaaaaa.~ Napolion 14 i belive  ------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 13:08
SOILENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE........------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 14:09
Carina leaves no penguins... not even stuffed ones. :'(http://ferrets.net/noc_cam/Penguins.jpg ------------------ quote: When in doubt... You're probably wrong.
[This message has been edited by Da3MoN (edited 18 March 2002).]

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 18 March 2002 19:40
oh no you made him mad  ------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 22:20
(whacks MPHG's penguin into Lower Earth Orbit with her croquet mallet)  Edit: Yo Da3MoN, nice image, Linux penguins committing suicide  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! " [This message has been edited by Carina Flær (edited 18 March 2002).]

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 09:59
I would show my true face... but the penguins leave more to the imagination.  Linux is cool because it's open source... HOWEVER their mascots realized that everything was still sticking to windows, and decided it wasn't worth it anymore. ------------------ quote: When in doubt... You're probably wrong.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 12:50
Sad.... truly truly sad..... poor penguins....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 19 March 2002 15:07
Hmmm!!! Let it be known that "The Highly Evolved Penguins From The Parallel Universe" do not endorse Linux in anyway conceivable!! .. AND .. after they entered our reality through the whole in "The Wall" singing "Stairway To Heaven" in perfect unison (thanks to me and Da3MoN) ... they ex-quantumly deconstructed the Linux Source Code (similar to the unraveling of every known genetic code in ALL the infinite number of universes) by reversing the "Anti-Anti-Anti-Dark Matter Aeon Flux Tuetoniculecular Klatuu-less Nosenpicaru-U2345x8.79^Zxy/52>eq*9 Raa" .. resulting in no more Linux when the clock strikes 2 minutes to midnight @Bolivia watch time!!! .. Hmmm .. Yes, they are pi'ssed, but they forgive and forget ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 15:25
...penguins... everywhere... choking... me.... Linux...conspiracy?*Da3MoN kicks around wildly, just managing to type a message for help, as a mob of penguins mauls him. -gag- -choke- ------------------ quote: When in doubt... You're probably wrong.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 15:26
Huh? I think I need to go home and go to bed.... I don't understand anything right now....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 19 March 2002 15:39
Hmmm?? .. I guess they were more pi'ssed than they led me to believe .. Poor Da3MoN .. I think we might have a "little" problemo on our human hands .. Beaver?? Where you be going in our hour of need?? .. All (the other beaver's eyes) are upon you!  ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 16:59
Huh? who? me? what did I do? Hour of need? Well only if it is an hour.... I still have some unpacking to do.... pretty sad that I have so much stuff.....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 20:13
(hefts her croquet mallet menacingly)Carina Flær - 24 Penguins - 0  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 March 2002 03:08
Whoa .. Your pretty lethal with that croquet mallet!! I can just imagine what could do with my Flak Cannon or Zhoul's Redeemer!!! .. Silly penguins never had a sliver of a chance ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 20 March 2002 09:58
thx all!*color slowly returns to Da3MoN's blue face. more particularly... thx carina! ------------------ quote: When in doubt... You're probably wrong.
[This message has been edited by Da3MoN (edited 20 March 2002).]

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 20 March 2002 15:18
Hey... I like your new avatar.....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 20 March 2002 16:31
thx the old one had to go... because of certain penguin related mishaps.  ------------------ quote: When in doubt... You're probably wrong.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 20 March 2002 17:54
poor penguins.... when is the funeral.... are you going to have them cremated? if so I know a good place here in georgia...------------------ How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 21 March 2002 04:21
There's nothing left to cremate.  Penguin stew, anyone? ::Evil Grin:: ------------------ quote: Not understanding is not a sign of unintelligence. It is a sign of untelligence.

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 04:39
I have a joke too, but it's gonna make me a Deadman, no longer Chineseman. (Hawk2112, your student follows you...)Revelation: I'm a cat lover. Assertion: I don't like female porn stars. Explanation: Because they shave their pussies. *Chineseman runs towards the mountains, and plans to stay there for 2 months, when all this fooling around settles down*
------------------ I just love cats... Yeah, maybe Carina too...

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 06:13
Chineseman!!! I'm simply appalled... you're worse than Axalon!!!  ------------------ "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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