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Ancient_WarMage
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posted 04 March 2002 18:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Ancient_WarMage   Click Here to Email Ancient_WarMage        Reply w/Quote   

"Every flying particle always hits an eye."
"Ride a bike: Where ever you go, you're climbing a hill and against the wind."
"The most needed information is always the most difficult to find."
"It worths more to have a bird in our hands than one flying above it."
"Nothing is that bad that it can't be worse."
"Being born is the first step to die."

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Ancient_WarMage
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posted 04 March 2002 18:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Ancient_WarMage   Click Here to Email Ancient_WarMage        Reply w/Quote   
Best compression way: DEL = 100% compression

This virus requires 600kb. Please delete something to run it.

Format C: Yes.. Yes.. NOOOOO!!! ^C ^C ^C ^C ^C

Don't ever let your computer know that you are in a hurry!!

Backup file not found: (A)bort (R)epeat (P)anic

System error: Press F13 to continue

Media came to solve the problems that weren't here before it.

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Ancient_WarMage
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posted 04 March 2002 18:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Ancient_WarMage   Click Here to Email Ancient_WarMage        Reply w/Quote   

Why there are so many people in China?
R: Because they always use to sticks.

What is GREEN SMELL?
R: Hulk's poop

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Ancient_WarMage
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posted 04 March 2002 18:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Ancient_WarMage   Click Here to Email Ancient_WarMage        Reply w/Quote   
Your mom is so fat that she belongs to both sides of the family!

Your mom is so ugly that the government changed the Halloween date to her birthday!

Your mom is so fat that the only pictures of her that you have were taken by satelites!

Yor mom is so stupid that she took a rule to her bed to see how much she slept

Your mom is so fat that she bought two airline tickets to back to her house!

Your mom is so fat that she could be on E.T., but when she crossed the moon with the bycicle, we couldn't see the moon anymore.

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Ancient_WarMage
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posted 04 March 2002 18:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Ancient_WarMage   Click Here to Email Ancient_WarMage        Reply w/Quote   

Ugly women's husband always wakes up scaried

Poor people only fills the belly when they drown

Who likes ugly women are beauty salloons

Old people like to give advices, because they can't give bad e.g. of life to you anymore!

When the chick(en) is hot, the stick never fails.

My friend's wife is always mean to me. It's only after midnight...

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Da3MoN
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posted 18 March 2002 09:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
just thought i'd be the FIRST person to post to this topic, besides the one who started it where'd u get all of the jokes? the same (-bad-) site?

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