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MPHG
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From: simwhere
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posted 14 March 2002 17:45     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Sorry that i felt i needed to correct you , but you may think i'm insane but i have

Holy grail on VHS and DVD along with the special edition DVD (3 copies)

Meaning of life and life of brian on VHS (looking for DVD's soon)

Monty Python Flying Circus all 14 DVD
and I have Season 1~4 on VHS

I have the tribute on VHS 1 of the 2 german episodes and a few other random tapes including the Rare Live at hollywood bowl

I'm a PythoFanatic!

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Beaver
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From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
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posted 14 March 2002 18:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Wow.... you really are a pythonatic.....

And what else floats on water?.... gravy... small pebbles.... apples.....

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MPHG
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posted 14 March 2002 19:03     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
a duck

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Carina Flær
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posted 15 March 2002 01:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
ignores everybody else and keeps on kissing Brother Laz

:big evil grin:

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Chineseman
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posted 15 March 2002 04:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Hey...what about me...a noob...don't I get a...you know...um...something like...uh...

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Da3MoN
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From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 15 March 2002 07:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
*Da3MoN hands chinesman a pair of coconuts.

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(>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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Beaver
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posted 15 March 2002 15:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
lmao....

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Chineseman
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posted 18 March 2002 04:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Da3MoN:
*Da3MoN hands chinesman a pair of coconuts.

Thanks, but I was expecting "something" from Carina...

BTW: Chineseman's a jerk. Not a wimp. Not a creep. Just a jerk. And maybe an @sshole.

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Da3MoN
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posted 18 March 2002 09:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
maybe carina would allow you a pair of coconuts... ::BIG evil GRIN::

*Da3MoN takes the coconuts from chineseman, leaving him coconutless, hint hint.

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Carina Flær
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posted 18 March 2002 22:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
(whacks Da3MoN with her croquet mallet)

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Chineseman
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posted 19 March 2002 04:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Uhhh... where did the coconuts go?

*finds Da3mon, instead of coconuts, in a corner, holding his head, possibly bearing a big lump*


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I just love cats...
Yeah, maybe Carina too...

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Da3MoN
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posted 19 March 2002 09:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
Haha! I am invincible!

*Rubs head some more.

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 12:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Your pic is making me dizzy..... it is all sideways..... or did it forget to have its v8 today?

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Mephansteras
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From: San Diego, CA USA
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posted 19 March 2002 12:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephansteras   Click Here to Email Mephansteras        Reply w/Quote   Visit Mephansteras's Homepage!
I like you people...you're all silly!

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Don't take life to seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive!

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Da3MoN
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posted 19 March 2002 13:03     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
i guess in the world of Linux, everything IS sideways.

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 15:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Ahhh.... A moderator that I have never seen before.... You guys always pop in at the strangest times.....

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Baldrick
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From: The ShadowHaven
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 19 March 2002 16:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Baldrick   Click Here to Email Baldrick        Reply w/Quote   
[taken from the script]
KNIGHTS
We're knights of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times
We're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
Booming basses. A routine where two XYLOPHONISTS play parts of KNIGHTS'
armour producing a pleasing effect.

In war we're tough and able.
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot.



ARTHUR
Hello.

MAN
'Allo. Whoo is eet?

ARTHUR
I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round
Table. Whose castle is this?

MAN
This is the castle of of my master, Guy de Loimbard.

ARTHUR
Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God
with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for
this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

MAN
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen.
He's already got one, you see?

ARTHUR
What?

GALAHAD
He says they've already got one!

They are stunned.

ARTHUR
Are you sure he's got one?

MAN
Oh yes. It's very nice.

* (missing)

ARTHUR
Well ... can we come up and have a look?

MAN
Of course not! You are English pigs.

ARTHUR
Well, what are you then?

MAN
I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you
silly king?

GALAHAD
What are you doing in England?

MAN
Mind your own business.

ARTHUR
If you will not show us the Grail we shall storm your castle.

Murmurs of assent.

MAN
You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your
bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called
Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets.

He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry.

GALAHAD
What a strange person.

ARTHUR
Now look here, my good man!

MAN
I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal
food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother
was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

GALAHAD
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

MAN
No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

ARTHUR
Now this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonab...

CUT BACK TO battlements. A cow is led out of a stall.

CUT BACK TO ARTHUR.

ARTHUR
Now that is my final offer. If you are not prepared to agree to my
demands I shall be forced to take ... Oh Christ!

A cow comes flying over the battlements, lowing aggressively. The cow
lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely.
*
* ROBIN
* What a cruel thing to do.
*
* BEDEVERE
* (Choking back tears)
* It hadn't even been milked.
*
ARTHUR
Right! Knights! Forward!

ARTHUR leads a charge toward the castle. Various shots of them battling
on, despite being hit by a variety of farm animals.

ARTHUR
(as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep)
Knights! Run away!

Midst echoing shouts of "run away" the KNIGHTS retreat to cover with the
odd cow or goose hitting them still. The KNIGHTS crouch down under cover.

LAUNCELOT
The sods! I'll tear them apart.

ARTHUR
(restraining LAUNCELOT from going out and having a go)
No!

BEDEVERE
I have a plan, sir.

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Your Mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!
If you leave the k I will have to taunt you a second timea!
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ShadowHaven and QFG mod assistant developer.

[This message has been edited by Baldrick (edited 19 March 2002).]

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 17:02     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Maybe we should run away more.....

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Carina Flær
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posted 19 March 2002 20:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
laughs hysterically

That was rich, Baldrick

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MPHG
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posted 19 March 2002 20:55     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Bah!
any pythonic person could of gotten that script, but can you beat this Baldrick?

[song]
Ich bin ein Holzfäller und fühl mich stark,
Ich schlaf des Nachts und h@ck am Tag.

Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark,
Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.
Ich fälle Bäume, ich ess mein Brot,
Ich geh auf das WC,
Am Mittwoch geh ich shopping,
Kau Kekse zum Kaffee.

Er fällt die Bäume, er isst sein Brot,
Er geht auf das WC,
Am Mittwoch geht er shopping,
Kaut Kekse zum Kaffee.
Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark,
Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.

Ich fälle Bäume und hüpf und spring,
Steck Blumen in die Vas'
Ich schlüpf in Frauenkleider
Und lümmel mich in Bars.

Er fällt die Bäume, er hüpft und springt,
Steckt Blumen in die Vas'
Er schlüpft in Frauenkleider
Und lümmelt sich in Bars...?
Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark,
Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.
Ich fälle Bäume, trag Stöckelschuh
Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter.
Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter.

Er fällt die Bäume, trägt Stöckelschuh
Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter...?
...Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter!


[edit:]a german word is cencored so I corrected my spelling sorry for th @ might need to talk to iowan
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[This message has been edited by MPHG (edited 19 March 2002).]

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 21:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
What is it with you people and posting in different languages..... sheesh....

::: runs to get translator :::

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 21:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Oh and one more thing... it was funny that you locked the other thread...... I actually laughed harder at that then anything else in the thread......

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MPHG
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posted 19 March 2002 21:47     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
I can't let people get too carried away now can i

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 22:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Well.... you can.... but it is not always good too..... it was the whole chocolate syrup thing wasn't it..... it's not my fault I like making chocolate milk......

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Axalon
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posted 20 March 2002 03:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Rotflmao! Making Chocolate milk?? LOL!!

Hmmm .. Tim, you could of gave us a "fair warning" you know. We would have ended it there .. It's Ok, you probably didn't have enough time anyway It went from chocolate syrup to doing 500 mph in the 20 mph zone in a matter of minutes! .. Don't worry about it .. we still luvs ya a lot!

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As above .. so below
gathered by the wind
then rooted in the ground
only to rise from below
then above .. we grow

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