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Topic: A punch line to die for...
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PhrozenHeart Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 557 From: Central IL Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 12 June 2001 22:05
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas. "They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me.." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 16-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton...." 
------------------ The Phrozen Keep http://www.phrozenkeep.com "You can take your whiskey soaked, foaming at the mouth, toilet talking, pea soup spewing, sweating blood demon breath out of my face" "Lullaby" - Alice Cooper

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PhrozenHeart Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 557 From: Central IL Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 14 June 2001 21:40
*the sound of a distant cricket chirping breaks the seemingly endless silence*Hmmm...think I'll stick to running the website and leave comedy WELL alone... ------------------ The Phrozen Keep http://www.phrozenkeep.com "You can take your whiskey soaked, foaming at the mouth, toilet talking, pea soup spewing, sweating blood demon breath out of my face" "Lullaby" - Alice Cooper

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Squall WarLord
  
Posts: 229 From: One Proud American Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 14 June 2001 23:12
*runs in* sorry im late phrozen! lol good story  oh and phrozen btw IM BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *walks away*------------------ Under wondering stars i've grown,by myself but not alone...I ask no one! ..And my ties are servered clean,the less i have the more i gain,off this beaten path i riegn.Rover,Wanderer,Nomad,Vagabond...call me what you will.

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Masamunes Edge WarLord
  
Posts: 245 From: Den Bosch, Holland Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 15 June 2001 14:41
This joke is just that special kind of funny that nothing can be said about it than HAHA LOL...And I don't think everybody wants to spam the post with that...By the way, HAHA LOL!!! ------------------ Always look on the bright side of life!---Man, just crucified...Monty Python, the Life of Brian

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DigiBO Moderator
   
Posts: 1413 From: Bulgaria,Varna Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 18 June 2001 16:52
HAHA LOL  ------------------ If you click here you'll really help me! www.neopets.com Thanks!

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PhrozenHeart Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 557 From: Central IL Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 18 June 2001 19:03
Hey Digi, you get any of my emails regarding your site or what?------------------ The Phrozen Keep http://www.phrozenkeep.com "You can take your whiskey soaked, foaming at the mouth, toilet talking, pea soup spewing, sweating blood demon breath out of my face" "Lullaby" - Alice Cooper

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DigiBO Moderator
   
Posts: 1413 From: Bulgaria,Varna Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 27 June 2001 09:18
Nothing in my mail,Phrozen,nothing... You sended them to my yahoo mail,right?------------------ If you click here you'll really help me! www.neopets.com Thanks!

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PhrozenHeart Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 557 From: Central IL Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 27 June 2001 21:01
Yes bud, to your yahoo account. I replied to both of your emails several times. The general gist was : don't worry about it, just get your *** in gear re-upload the site  ------------------ The Phrozen Keep http://www.phrozenkeep.com "You can take your whiskey soaked, foaming at the mouth, toilet talking, pea soup spewing, sweating blood demon breath out of my face" "Lullaby" - Alice Cooper

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DigiBO Moderator
   
Posts: 1413 From: Bulgaria,Varna Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 28 June 2001 00:29
Well,probably this isn't the exact place to tell you this,but I really hate writing mails. After really thinking about it I think that it would be better for the Keep to get me out of here.Get hosted someone else that deserves it more.After the X-pack comes out I'll make a new mod and upload it to a free server.Simple.This way you guys won't have to wait for me to "get my *** in gear" and I won't feel so damn bad that I fail you again and again.------------------ If you click here you'll really help me! www.neopets.com Thanks!

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PhrozenHeart Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 557 From: Central IL Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 28 June 2001 17:12
I'll have a word with Joe at PD about it and get back to you.------------------ The Phrozen Keep http://www.phrozenkeep.com "You can take your whiskey soaked, foaming at the mouth, toilet talking, pea soup spewing, sweating blood demon breath out of my face" "Lullaby" - Alice Cooper

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max_power WarLord
  
Posts: 167 From: Registered: May 2001 |
posted 03 July 2001 11:42
thats was great i loved it! so simple yet clever!LOL ------------------ Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding . ohh ohh ice cream truck ice cream truck

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SneakyRaven Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 299 From: middle of somewhere Registered: Jul 2001 |
posted 10 July 2001 03:58
hehehe------------------ Raven Zer0

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Djinn Squire

Posts: 47 From: South Gate CA USA Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 30 July 2001 00:55
quote: Originally posted by PhrozenHeart: *the sound of a distant cricket chirping breaks the seemingly endless silence*Hmmm...think I'll stick to running the website and leave comedy WELL alone...
Good idea. ------------------ Your Wish Is My Command, Master.

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