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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 01 February 2002 08:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
The following is a transcript of a recent tournament in Sanctuary which also bears proof of the fact that the world of Diablo is moving up in the world of technology

Activated mutators: Excessive Overkill UT/StrangeLove Ver. 2

Begin transcript

Baal was ripped to shredds by Elzix's Flak Cannon (Elzix "That had to hurt.")

Hratli went out in Halbu's big nuclear fireball (Halbu "My house!")

Lazarus drank a glass of Snotspill's dripping green load (Snotspill "You suck.")

Drognan was smacked down by Deckard Cain's Rocket Launcher (Deckard Cain "I just slaughtered that guy.")

Greiz put a bullet through Duriel's head (Greiz "Anyone else want some?")

Lysander blew himself to high hell

Fara went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball

Atma went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball "Double Kill"

Elzix went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball "Multi Kill"

Meshif went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball "ULTRA KILL" (Killing spree)

Geglash went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball "MOMOMOMOMOMOMONSTER
KILL...KILL...Kill....kill"

Qual Kehk inflicted mortal damage upon Diablo with the Shock Rifle (Quak Kehk "Burn, baby!")

Griswold's minigun turned The Butcher into a leaky piece of meat (Griswold "I'm on fire!")

Mephisto was ripped to shredds by Ormus's Flak Cannon (Ormus "Eat that.")

Lachdanan riddled Gharbad the weak full of holes with the enforcer (Lachdanan "Let's rock!")

Malah put a bullet through Nihlathak's head (Malah "Try turning the safety off.")

Akara inflicted mortal damage upon Gheed with the Shock Rifle (Akara "Try a bigger gun")

End transcript (Insert a mention of boredom which spawned the desire to post this)

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Zhoulomcrist telefragged Baal
Diablo was vaporized by Zhoulomcrist's Redeemer
Mephisto was ripped to shredds by Zhoulomcrist's Flak Cannon

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[This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 01 February 2002).]

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Axalon
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posted 01 February 2002 10:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Zhoul, where is this tournament? If it's real (or 'Unreal') I want to play in it!

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 01 February 2002 21:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
That's the Friday Night Frag-house Slaughter held in the kingdom of Westmarch .

*Zhoulomcrist watches ripper discs Zippity Doo Dah across the arena takin' large chunks out of the bodies of the other gladiators. The crowd ducks as a cluster of 6 grenades explode inside the arena sending body parts a flyin' .

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Zhoulomcrist telefragged Baal
Diablo was vaporized by Zhoulomcrist's Redeemer
Mephisto was ripped to shredds by Zhoulomcrist's Flak Cannon

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Classic Diablo II: ZhoulomCrypt Project Administrator

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Axalon
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posted 01 February 2002 23:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Ah, the Kingdom of Westmarch, I know it well I have fond memories of blowing up little sheep in the land of Hexen II I will be there friday night with my modified nuclear Flak Cannon to mutafragalate Ormus's silly hide!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!

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"To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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