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Squall
WarLord

Posts: 229
From: One Proud American
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 07 August 2001 19:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Squall   Click Here to Email Squall        Reply w/Quote   
A wife is having an affair behind her husbands back. One day right after going a round, the woman's six year old kid walks in. The woman panics, and tells her son they're going to play a game, and that he should go hide in the closet while her and her friend get dressed. As soon as they do, the womans husband walks in the door. She tells the man she's having an affair with to go hide in the closet until she can get her husband out of the house.
In the closet, the little boy says, "Its dark in here."
'Yes it is," the man replies.
"I have a baseball," the boy says proudly.
"I see that"
"You wanna buy it"
"Nah, Thats alright," the man says, trying not to sound annoyed.
"My dad's outside ya know."
The man sighs, "How much?"
"Fifty dollars"
"Fine, whatever," he says and buys the baseball.

A few weeks later similar events occur, and the man finds himself in the closet with the little boy again.
"Its dark in here"
"Yes it is"
"I have a mit"
"Thats very nice"
"You wanna buy it?"
"Nah tha---"
"My dad's outside again"
"HOW MUCH!?"
"100 dollars."
"Sweet Jeasus, here!"

The next week the father asks the boy to go play baseball "Grab your ball and mit and meet me in the yard," he tells the boy.
"I cant," the boy replies
"Well why not?" The father asks.
"I sold 'em"
"For how much?!"
"150 dollars"
"150 DOLLARS?" the father is shocked, "You shouldn't rip off your friends like that, Im taking you to church to confess."

At church, the father escorts his son into the confessional.
Inside, the boy looks around for a while, "Its dark in here" he says.
'DONT START THAT S**T AGAIN! I HAVENT SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM FOR DAYS!!"


Man i had to edit out all the swearing

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Under wondering stars i've grown
By myself but not alone
I ASK NO ONE!
...and my ties are severed clean
The less i have the more i gain
Off the beaten path i riegn
Rover,Wanderer
Nomad,Vagabond
Call me what you will....

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DigiBO
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Posts: 1413
From: Bulgaria,Varna
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 08 August 2001 05:48     Click Here to See the Profile for DigiBO   Click Here to Email DigiBO        Reply w/Quote   Visit DigiBO's Homepage!
Mwahahahaha!

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Mephistopheles
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 1131
From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet)
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 08 August 2001 09:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
lol haha funny **** that was sweet

but i almost forgot my name. damn

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