LOL, thats pretty funny... I came across something like that at www.reallyweirdstuff.com here it is :
SEXUAL FOOTBALL PHRASES
* The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
* He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
* It's a game of inches.
* That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
* When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
* He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
* He found his tight end.
* End around.
* He had to stretch to get it in.
* He gets penetration in the backfield.
* He blows them off (at the line).
* He bangs it in.
* He could go all the way.
* He gets it off just in time.
* He goes deep.
* He found a hole and slid through it.
* He pounds it in.
* He beats them off (the line).
* He's got great hands.
lol....
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