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Pharaoh
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From: Kentucky, United States
Registered: Jul 2001

posted 24 July 2001 23:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Pharaoh   Click Here to Email Pharaoh        Reply w/Quote   
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She said to him, "I
couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

He answered, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink a case of whiskey
a week, eat fatty foods, and never ever exercise."

"Wow. That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.

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