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FeistyGirl
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posted 19 February 2002 20:53     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! Pure Oxygen!!!!

Room service, I need

12 cases of Ramen noodles
a few gallons of hot water
and a high-powered microwave

Deliver this to the large bank safe in MPHG's room... just in case everyone forgets about me in there

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Axalon
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posted 19 February 2002 21:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Well, I already have FeistyGirl sitting here in my lap as I type this, ... along with the handcuffs, whipped cream, a lasso, tight-fittin' leather chaps, a bathtub filled with lime jello, a lot of Hershey's chocolate syrup, pure oxygen, and a lot of other very essential items ... (also an array of extremely powerful, ultra accurate, heavily armored laser cannons which will incinerate any unwelcome intruders )

So, room service? What I REALLY need now is:

3976 feet of bungie cord

An X-ray machine

And two original copies of The Necronomicron

*And I need them pronto, like yesterday, you lazy fool who I tip WAY too much for doing very simple things which should have already been in the room before I arrived!!!*

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FeistyGirl
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posted 19 February 2002 22:15     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
So am I hiding out somewhere? being hunted down by johnny-b's AK-47? locked in MPHG's large bank vault? sitting on Axalon's lap??

Maybe Beaver really did succeed in cloning me (about 3/4 down)... if so I fear for the world!

Oh and room service? I need:

A triple-reinforced flak jacket
A turbo powered jet pack
and Batman's utility belt

I'm getting the hell out of here!!

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Axalon
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posted 20 February 2002 00:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
ROFL!! Jess

Hmmm ... Rrrrooomm service, are you still alive? If so, send up:

A genetic splicing machine

A very large atomic reactor

And an anti-matter conversion chamber

AND HURRY!!!!

*Ok, you manifestation of Feisty on my lap, what is your favorite classical music piece??? Hmmm???*

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FeistyGirl
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posted 20 February 2002 05:51     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
"So, baby... heard any good classical music lately?" Axalon asked the good-looking babe sitting on his lap. She smiled and stared blankly back at him. He decided to try a different approach. "Hey, I've got Carmina Burana on 8-track here... I'll play it if you ask me real nice." Again, nothing but a smile and blank stare. That's when the horror dawned upon him:

He was trying to seduce a mindless clone!!!

Room Service, just one more request before I check out

a one-way plane ticket to Maui
a collapsible beach chair
and one of those fruity drinks with a little umbrella in it

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Axalon
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posted 20 February 2002 08:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
LOL!! LOL!!

OOOHHHH NOOOOO!!!!! I've been MORE than seducing a mindless clone!!!!

Hhhelp meee, room service, for I am in dire need of:

A black cloak

A poison dagger

And 666 pounds of multi-colored Play Dough!!!

*Look!! A Great, Big, Green Canary!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Mephistopheles
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posted 20 February 2002 10:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm.... Whut 2 say whut 2 say....

Hey room service pick up da fone
ay need:

a 100ft rope made a cheese
5 lil' hamsterz
and..
and a semI tRuck full of glue.

-Meph

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Mephistopheles
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posted 20 February 2002 10:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
RooM SeRviC ImA' neED

Brittney Spears
2 boxZ of paper clips
and..
10 threading needles

-Meph

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johnny-b!
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posted 20 February 2002 16:01     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
halo? Room service I need:
1) a rope
2) a chair
3) somethin to hold the rope onto and would hold a 100 lb. kid
See, I'm gonna hang myself for all the mean stuff I said!

[This message has been edited by johnny-b! (edited 20 February 2002).]

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FeistyGirl
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posted 20 February 2002 16:21     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
{delete flame-ish comment... my apologize to those who had to read it }

Cool it johnny-b... I'm not your girl and your comments somewhat offend me

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[This message has been edited by FeistyGirl (edited 20 February 2002).]

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Axalon
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posted 20 February 2002 16:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
OH NO!! Johnny-B! is losing it!! Get a grip of your self man!! Stick your head in the toliet bowl or something to cool youself down!!

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 20 February 2002 16:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
This topic is borderlinin' Turn them damned flame throwers off and we are not a sex joint here neither. That goes for the whole lot....

*Reset switch was pressed....

Now, lets start over and try something cleaner. We are not a porno forum.

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[This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 20 February 2002).]

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MPHG
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posted 20 February 2002 18:59     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Very border line and sorry to make a topic that ended off offending people.

But to make it better and off topic.

I need
12 can of spam (1 a month)
11 people silly walking
10 people dressed as vikings

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FeistyGirl
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posted 20 February 2002 19:01     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
...
9 LADDIES doing a kilted jig
8 maids to clean my house
...

(someone else continue this please my mind is gone!!)

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Axalon
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posted 20 February 2002 19:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm ... I'm not even Jess and I feel I've been violated ... sheeesh ... unbelievable ....

Anyway, let's try keep this cool topic flowing (nicely)

Hello, room service, could you please send up:

5 Golden Rings!

Verses # 4, # 3, # 2

And a partridge in a ... fig?(no)apple?(No)eucalyptus??(NO) pear tree!

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Axalon
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posted 20 February 2002 19:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
What happened to # 7 & # 6 ???

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johnny-b!
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posted 20 February 2002 19:28     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
aight, I'm kewl, now room service, can u plz send up:
1) a tissue (to dry up my tears)
2) an eraser (to erase everything I've said)
3) a miracle (that feistygirl will forgive me )

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Axalon
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posted 20 February 2002 19:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm ... Johnny??? I think it would help if HEAVILY edit the offending topic ... and make a proper apolgie to the good lady. Yes?

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 20 February 2002 19:57     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
I am in full agreement. Otherwise, I'll be forced to do so myself.

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johnny-b!
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posted 20 February 2002 20:15     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
don't worry, don't worry, I did. Jesh, can't even make a joke anymore wit out it bein taken seriously

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Axalon
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posted 20 February 2002 20:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Alright Johnny, you did good ... no need to hang yourself or anything like that ... relax ... we'll still play with you, and you can still make nice jokes ... but if do find the opportunity, a nice gentlemen-like apoligie to Jess would be a really nice (and smart) thing to do.

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SneakyRaven
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posted 20 February 2002 22:26     Click Here to See the Profile for SneakyRaven   Click Here to Email SneakyRaven        Reply w/Quote   Visit SneakyRaven's Homepage!
*Picks up phone at 3:12*

Hello? Who is this? *room service dude* ummmmm sir? you called us...
Yeah sure, whatever you say... just send up:

A penny with three sides
fuzzy handcuffs
and angelina jolie's twin sister that is in love with me

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jbouley
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posted 21 February 2002 00:59     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
Kindly send up:

Bill Gates' ATM card and PIN number

Angelina Jolie's other twin sister and her good friend, Gwen Stefani's twin sister...strictly for conversation, of course.

and...oh, hell, what else would I need?

Oh, yes, I guess I would need a cold compress for the bruise on my head when the story about how Angelina-3 and Gwen-2 and I were talking about particle physics all night falls on the "deaf ears" of my wife.

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Solamnus
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posted 21 February 2002 08:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Solamnus        Reply w/Quote   
Uh..*dials up* Room Service? Yup, I need your help with a few things..


One, I need a large car battery, preferrably brand new.

Two, I need a broken broom and a plank of wood.

Three, I need a blender and some jumper cables. There is an interrogation going on in my room and some of my supplies are getting broken.

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Watcher
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posted 21 February 2002 13:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Watcher   Click Here to Email Watcher        Reply w/Quote   
Hello room service, I need:

A Finnish dictionary
A deck of cards with three jokers and no seven of clubs
And a map of Canada

Thank you!

Watcher

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