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Topic: A joke...
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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 07 April 2002 00:29
A man's wife is in deathbed. And the wife has a secret she has kept for so long, and now she wants her husband to know before she goes away."Honey, I must tell you something..." said the wife. "No, dear, just rest and conserve your energy," replied her husband. "No, I want to tell you, so that I could have peace of mind." "Yes, dear, I know, but it's okay not to tell me. Everything is just fine." "No, I want to tell you. I slept with your brother, your father, and your best friend," said the wife. "Yes, dear, I know all about that. Why do you think I poisoned you?" 
------------------ It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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Vimes Lord
 
Posts: 106 From: The Netherlands Registered: Apr 2002 |
posted 07 April 2002 06:21
LOL! Oh man... That was great! Well, I laughed, didn't anyone else? Sorry, I'll go away...------------------ For the last 20 years I've been trying to get a life... Maybe in the next 20 years I'll try harder...

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 07 April 2002 09:26
As bad as that it, it is still hilarious..... I have to share that with some of my friends who I know would appreciate it....------------------ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 08 April 2002 00:10
 Well, I thought it was funny  ------------------ The ultimate warrior: The Virtuous Avatar wearing one of FeistyGirl's magical pink Tutu's. Britannia, beware!!!

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 01:24
I thought it was funny too...How about this... A man is having trouble with his "little buddy". Seems that his "little buddy" ain't so little. He's well endowed with 25 inches flat! So he goes to a doctor and claims, "Doc, I'm having trouble in bed. My "gun" is too big." The doctor says, "I have no solution to your problem. But I could ask you to try out the Enchanted Frog. You can find her at the pond behind this hospital. Talk to her and ask her to marry you. Everytime she says, 'No.', your "gun" will become 5 inches shorter!" "Thanks, doc," replied the happy man. Now he goes to the pond behind the hospital and sees the Enchanted Frog. He approaches and asks the frog, "Will you marry me?" The frog said, "No." Suddenly the man felt a bit lighter. When he looked down to check, he realized that his "gun" had indeed become 5 inches shorter! But he realizes that it is still too long, so he asks again, "Will you marry me?" The frog again said, "No." The man felt lighter again. He looked down and saw that his "gun" went 5 inches shorter again! Still not satisfied that his "gun" had 15 inches in length, he again asks the frog, "Will you marry me?" The irate frog then said, "How many times will I have to tell you?! No! No! No!" 
------------------ It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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Sir_General Moderator
   
Posts: 697 From: Registered: Aug 2001 |
posted 09 April 2002 01:32
That's pure evil.------------------ Sir_General That's Sir_General with an _. Leave it out and I'll beat you with a rubber chicken.

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 02:24
Huh? You didn't like it, Sir_General? 
------------------ It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 03:27
Aw man, that is harsh  Poor guy... From 25 inches to zilch.------------------ The ultimate warrior: The Virtuous Avatar wearing one of FeistyGirl's magical pink Tutu's. Britannia, beware!!!

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Sir_General Moderator
   
Posts: 697 From: Registered: Aug 2001 |
posted 09 April 2002 09:51
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Huh? You didn't like it, Sir_General?
No, no. It's not bad, but that doesn't make it any less evil. ------------------ Sir_General That's Sir_General with an _. Leave it out and I'll beat you with a rubber chicken.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 10:17
Horrible.... truly horrible..... funny.... but horrible..... 25 inches... I would go be a porn star.... ------------------ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Vimes Lord
 
Posts: 106 From: The Netherlands Registered: Apr 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 13:13
Auch...  ------------------ For the last 20 years I've been trying to get a life... Maybe in the next 20 years I'll try harder...

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 09 April 2002 22:56
I will observe all of this from a safe distance.  ------------------ Pink?? Hmmm .. Not so bad a color if you "really" think about it. (Use your imagination);-)

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 10 April 2002 02:07
Okay. I also would expect this thread to get locked if it was really evil, but I thought that it was funny.Before any other form of sh*t happens, here's another one... A woman is courted by an Arab. She really doesn't like the guy, even though he is rich, and has several companies worldwide. So to brush him off, she says, "If you want to marry me, give me the biggest diamond in the world." The guy says, "Okay. I buy. I buy." With this, the woman realized that her tactic didn't go well. So she said, "I also want a mansion in Malibu." The guy then says, "Okay. I build. I build." Realizing that material wthings are way too easy for the man, she says, "Well, I want my man to be endowed with 14 inches of manhood!" The guy then thinks hard, and babbles to himself. After much thought, he replies, "Okay. I cut. I cut." 
------------------ It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 10 April 2002 02:49
Man, that's perverted. I like it.  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 10 April 2002 04:44
Eeow! Sick, dude!  ------------------ The ultimate warrior: The Virtuous Avatar wearing one of FeistyGirl's magical pink Tutu's. Britannia, beware!!! Read some really good fantasy related stories here: http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~phrozenkeep/ubb/Forum19/HTML/000458.html http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~phrozenkeep/ubb/Forum19/HTML/000424.html

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 10 April 2002 10:13
gone to far...sorry------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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