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Carina Flær
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Posts: 561
From: Akihabara, Japan
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 04 March 2002 08:01     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
(You've probably come across this in a washroom somewhere.)

All of you who
Answer nature's call
Why do you write
Upon the wall?
Is it to show
Your pretty wit?
You only shine
Where others sh_t.

Ok, so it was in bad taste. Ugh. Mondays suck.

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" In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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FeistyGirl
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 729
From: a padded cell somewhere
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 04 March 2002 08:18     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
How about these little gems:

"I came here to sit and think
But all I do is sh!t and stink"

"You're lucky, you had your chance,
I tried to fart, and pooped my pants"

"Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to sh!t and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullsh!t on the walls"

(Yeah those are in bad taste too... perhaps we should put a warning up? LOL aaaaah Mondays...)

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"We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Axalon
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Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 04 March 2002 13:01     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm .. girls, you really, really, really, really, really don't want to know what they write in the MEN'S room.

Ummm, Jess?? Where did you see your 3rd one??

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"A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 04 March 2002).]

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Squirrel_Farmer
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Posts: 29
From:
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 04 March 2002 13:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Squirrel_Farmer   Click Here to Email Squirrel_Farmer        Reply w/Quote   
heh... this wa in my school:

Why are you looking here on the wall for laughs? The joke is in your hands.

I find it amusing..

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..and the Lord created the squirrels, and with them their farmer, and it was good. (john 5:24)

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FeistyGirl
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Posts: 729
From: a padded cell somewhere
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 04 March 2002 13:49     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Axalon:
Ummm, Jess?? Where did you see your 3rd one??

You know me, Alex... sneaking around locker rooms and stuff

J/k... saw them on a jokes website long ago. Here's some more:

"We aim to please,
You aim too, please!"

"Please don't throw cigarette butts in our toilets. We don't pee in your ashtrays."

and of course the ever-popular rhyme:

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be neat and wipe the seat!"


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"We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Axalon
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Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 05 March 2002 04:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
*Axalon shakes his head in bewilderment at the above posts he has been reading. He wonders if this is the end of civilization as we know it!

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"A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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FeistyGirl
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Posts: 729
From: a padded cell somewhere
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 05 March 2002 19:30     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
*FeistyGirl starts singing REM's song...

"It's the end of the world as we know it... and I feel fiiiiiiiiiine....."

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"We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Axalon
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Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 06 March 2002 10:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Aaahhh, Feisty gives me an idea for a song, thanks Jess. Strange to find an idea in the bathroom humor post!

*Singing about the end of the world?? .. hmmm ...

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"A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Mephistopheles
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Posts: 1131
From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet)
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 06 March 2002 11:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
Umm... Hmm.... Jess- ur an odd 1 but thats ok we still give u luv.


So for now I think Ill just walk off n the other direction- so ja here i go- cuz ive just in Aww


*Walks off in the other direction-*


-Meph

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In front of the middle of a deep fall
and under masks, fades smooth
black glass is everywhere
how beautiful you were is forgotten


-"Schwarzes Glas"

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MPHG
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Posts: 1693
From: simwhere
Registered: Jun 2001

posted 06 March 2002 13:12     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
tinkle tinkle in the car
how i wonder what you are.

down below the seat so low
yadda yadda
needs to rhymn...

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Proud owner of every That 80's Show on VHS, VCD, and Divx format.
Go ahead ask me a question.

Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn

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FeistyGirl
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Posts: 729
From: a padded cell somewhere
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 06 March 2002 13:25     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by MPHG:
tinkle tinkle in the car
how i wonder what you are.

down below the seat so low
...


... like a yellow stream you flow ...

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"We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Da3MoN
Knight

Posts: 73
From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 13 March 2002 11:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
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Originally posted by MPHG:
tinkle tinkle in the car
how i wonder what you are.
down below the seat so low
...


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to save your seat you best go slow.

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- Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu...

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