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Shadow Hunter
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posted 10 August 2001 12:50     Click Here to See the Profile for Shadow Hunter   Click Here to Email Shadow Hunter        Reply w/Quote   
This is a joke I got from a mailing list a while back. I was bored, so I thought I'd share it...

THE THEORUM OF EXECUTIVE SALARIES
As any engineer knows, the formula for Power is Work divided by Time. Let us infer two postulates:

Postulate A: Knowledge equals Power.
Postulate B: Time equals Money.

Again, P = W / T.
Substituting the values given in Postulates A and B, we arrive at:
K = W / M, or Knowledge equals Work divided by Money.
Solving for Work, we multiply both sides by M. We now have:
K * M = W, or Knowledge times Money equals Work.
Therefore, we can see that as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

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jbouley
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posted 10 August 2001 14:00     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
LOL...great, I have to get a frontal lobotomy to get ahead...

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Skylancer
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posted 10 August 2001 16:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Skylancer        Reply w/Quote   
Lol

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Thunder
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posted 15 August 2001 14:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Thunder   Click Here to Email Thunder        Reply w/Quote   
Very good

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