posted 04 March 2002 18:38
"Every flying particle always hits an eye." "Ride a bike: Where ever you go, you're climbing a hill and against the wind." "The most needed information is always the most difficult to find." "It worths more to have a bird in our hands than one flying above it." "Nothing is that bad that it can't be worse." "Being born is the first step to die."
Ancient_WarMage Squire
Posts: 29 From: Registered: Feb 2002
posted 04 March 2002 18:42
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Ancient_WarMage Squire
Posts: 29 From: Registered: Feb 2002
posted 04 March 2002 18:47
Why there are so many people in China? R: Because they always use to sticks.
What is GREEN SMELL? R: Hulk's poop
Ancient_WarMage Squire
Posts: 29 From: Registered: Feb 2002
posted 04 March 2002 18:53
Your mom is so fat that she belongs to both sides of the family!
Your mom is so ugly that the government changed the Halloween date to her birthday!
Your mom is so fat that the only pictures of her that you have were taken by satelites!
Yor mom is so stupid that she took a rule to her bed to see how much she slept
Your mom is so fat that she bought two airline tickets to back to her house!
Your mom is so fat that she could be on E.T., but when she crossed the moon with the bycicle, we couldn't see the moon anymore.
Ancient_WarMage Squire
Posts: 29 From: Registered: Feb 2002
posted 04 March 2002 18:58
Ugly women's husband always wakes up scaried
Poor people only fills the belly when they drown
Who likes ugly women are beauty salloons
Old people like to give advices, because they can't give bad e.g. of life to you anymore!
When the chick(en) is hot, the stick never fails.
My friend's wife is always mean to me. It's only after midnight...
Da3MoN Knight
Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002
posted 18 March 2002 09:51
just thought i'd be the FIRST person to post to this topic, besides the one who started it where'd u get all of the jokes? the same (-bad-) site?