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Topic: cheesy pick-up lines
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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 06 March 2002 06:36
What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard (or used )?"I lost my phone number... can I borrow yours?" "I'm a thief... and I'm here to steal your heart" "If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together" ------------------ "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 06 March 2002 07:51
Worst, dunno, cheesy, most probably:"What's a cute girl like you doing in a place like this?" "Hi... haven't I seen you somewhere?" "You look like someone I know." My favourite comebacks: "I'd love to, but..." 1. I'm trying to cut down. 2. my favourite commercial is on tv. 3. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. Best response to an unwanted pickup: He: So what do you do for a living? Me: I'm a female impersonator.  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 06 March 2002 10:04
Well, hello there, beautiful. I would use a pick up line, but I don't want to ruin my chances.  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 07 March 2002 07:13
Well, if you girls have some beautiful pick-up lines for a 23 year old single guy with an unbelievable shyness, then I would be eternally grateful  ------------------ I read this somewhere: We are all different. Doesn't that make us all equal? - Stop racism ;)

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 07 March 2002 08:52
If i told you , you had a beautiful body would you hold it ageinst me  I am no longer infected
------------------ Proud owner of every That 80's Show on VHS, VCD, and Divx format. Go ahead ask me a question. Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 08 March 2002 02:36
quote: I am no longer infected
? o_0 ? ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Wyvern Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1137 From: A very large cave Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 09 March 2002 09:42
Here is a stupid one by me when i was 14 . You wanna **** as friends? She turned me down when i asked her out nicely . Oh well that is not even a pick up line... ------------------ God is the reason we live in dismay It is his will that this world's suffering If we do not believe what you foretell We can expect afterlife will be hell -deicide[This message has been edited by Wyvern (edited 09 March 2002).]

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 09 March 2002 10:53
it's a old monty python line from the hungarian pharse bookHee hee sorry i'm a pythoholic  Do you want to go back to my place bouncy bouncy? ------------------ Proud owner of every That 80's Show on VHS, VCD, and Divx format. Go ahead ask me a question. Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn

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General Nutt Lord
 
Posts: 123 From: Great White North Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 09 March 2002 20:44
Hey you have French in you don’t you? No, How would you like some?Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see my self in them. Wana F@ck? (my friend used this line in a bar and it worked!) That’s all I can remember right now. Pick Up Line: Hey babe you must be from Jamaica cause you Jamaican me Horny. Reply: You must be from Yukon cause you can go screw yourself.
edit couple more. Pick Up Line: Hey babe you must be a General cause your making my privates stand at attention. Reply: Hmmm. There still a MAJOR disappointment. Pick up line. Hey lets play carpenter. First we get hammered then you get nailed. Reply: You didn’t bring enough wood. ------------------ Speak Softly and carry a big sword (or two) [This message has been edited by General Nutt (edited 09 March 2002).]

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 11 March 2002 01:12
How about these: Hi, I have an excellent tast for women so you should be honored to talk to me. Hi, is that your real haircolor? Hi, are you rich? Hi, I am rich. Hi, I am single, rich and I want to buy you. Hi! <Puts on sunglasses> Wow, you are so beautiful I'd better wear my sunglasses! <Throw drink over woman's clothing> I am so sorry, you know what? My house is nearby, you can use my washing machine, and while your clothes are being washed we can ... . Hi, I want to marry you.Well, I would NEVER use these, just to let you know.  I wonder why I am single  ------------------ Anyone recognizes my avatar? First one who knows where he's from is a really smart person. :)

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 11 March 2002 12:29
The best pick up line is with no words at all ... "The *Eyes* have it" ... You flirt with *eye contact* .. you can say Hello, I like you, You like me, We like each other, I find you very attractive, You find me attactive too, I'd like to seduce You, Hmmm .. You'd like to seduce Me! Yes, I agree, we WOULD be very good together . Ok, now let's do some small talk now, and then You and I can Move On and then Out of here to Bigger and Better Things!!  That's 5 - 10 minutes tops .. without one word spoken, and you won't be spending the night alone.  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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thezed Serf
Posts: 7 From: Iowa, USA Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 11 March 2002 13:09
i got a few;Nice shoes. Wanna F@ck? but my favorite is: He: Do you wanna go out for pizza and then go have sex? She: No! He: Why not? dont you like pizza? ha ha

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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 11 March 2002 18:33
He: Do you wanna go out for pizza and then go have sex? She: No! He: Why not? dont you like pizza?lol, nice one! Gotta try that one out just kiddin
------------------ Jon's Zone 1.0 coming soon! Just a few more updates on it! Ask not what phrozenkeep can do for you, but ask what u can do for phrozen keep! (myself!) Jonathan S. Bowler

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 12 March 2002 00:37
Hmm, It's all in the eyes, huh? I'll have to remember that. Thanks Axalon  ------------------ Anyone recognizes my avatar? First one who knows where he's from is a really smart person. :)

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 12 March 2002 15:23
quote: Originally posted by Jolly_Reaper:
Hmm, It's all in the eyes, huh? I'll have to remember that. Thanks Axalon 
Trust me bro .. with a little practice, it works like a charm.  Hmmm .. Ok, this "Cobra" avatar of yours??? So, you want someone to guess where it came from??? ... Hmmm .. it looks familiar, but I just can't place it .. perhaps a small hint?? .. is it from a movie?? Yes or no?? 
------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 12 March 2002 16:21
not really a pickup line but more of a line... a friend of mine used this on his girlfriend, with several of us in the room. All of us not involved couldn't keep a straight face  ::::: girl: It's cold in here. guy: I could give you my sweater... or my jacket... or "whatever you want"... ::::: but then again, they aren't the shiniest apples from the farm...------------------ - Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu...

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 12 March 2002 17:23
looks like a cover from a Ultima PC game i think 7 perhaps?------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remeber to have your Deed recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 12 March 2002 17:52
Ah, is MPHG this really smart person you've been seeking, Jolly_Reeper??? LOL!! hehehe .. (the pythonic genius strikes again!!!) ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 13 March 2002 00:26
Yes, MPHG, you hit the jackpot! It is the Serpent of Balance from Ultima VII part 2: Serpent Isle. It is still my favorite game after all this time.  I thought everyone would have forgotten that great game, but now I know otherwise.  ------------------ Anyone recognizes my avatar? First one who knows where he's from is a really smart person. :) Hint: you need a ring, a necklace and earrings to communicate with him.

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BigStalkerman Squire

Posts: 41 From: outside your window Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 31 March 2002 21:35
*See my friend over there? He wants to know if you like me.------------------ [url]Most people shun him for his peculiar looks and ways, but none doubt the power of the Necromancer, for it is the stuff of nightmares.[/url]

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 01 April 2002 00:36
Hi. I'm a cat. I can lick any body part. 
------------------ A man who does not get satisfied is like a snake which tries to eat an elephant.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 01 April 2002 11:38
bigstalker.... That is too funny....Ok.. my cheesy ones.... guy - Did it hurt? girl - Did what hurt? guy - your fall from heaven? Has anyone ever told you that you look like <insert any beautiful celebrity here>? Honestly, I have never seen anyone as beautiful as you, well except for myself. Helloooooo Nurse...... Ok, I am drawing blanks now, I will put more up as I think of them....
------------------ How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 01 April 2002 20:54
That dress is beautiful.... But it would look better on my bedroom floor.....------------------ Do you like my tu tu?

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 01 April 2002 21:46
I really don't believe in God, but I do believe in angels, 'cause I'm with one right now. 
------------------ A man whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow an elephant.

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