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Topic: Hello Room service...
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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 17 February 2002 17:32
Hello room service I need the followinga garden hose. a bottle of baby oil. and some fertilizer. [if you wish to play along in this twisted game pick 3 random items and put "hello romm service I need..." Me and a friend did this once for really and had the person that delivers the stuff askin me what do i need this for. ]

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 17 February 2002 19:22
Hello room service I need the following:975 yards of dental floss A can of gasoline And a small rubber ducky ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 17 February 2002 20:33
ROFL AxalonHello, Room Service? Could you please send up: 2 sets of handcuffs 5 gallons of whipped cream and a shaved goat  ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 17 February 2002 20:43
Greetings, room service. I require.....A left-handed monkey wrench. A board stretcher. Please send them up here ASAP ------------------ Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!! ********************* UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 18 February 2002 09:32
Hello Room service I needa pair of fuzzy dice a tub ole mayo and MS sidewinder joystick ------------------ Bring Back the Classic. Bring Back the Knowledge. Bringing back to D2 The Classic

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 18 February 2002 10:51
Hello, room service? I need some stuff really bad!!A welder's blow-torch A branding iron with a Z And a Mother Superior Nun ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 18 February 2002 20:56
Room service. How do you fare this night. I urgently need the following items *Pulls out a list....A 6000 Watt Sub-Woofer A cattle prod A Giga-sized Peperoni Pizza with a UT logo on it made by the peperonis A couple strings of firecrackers A Quad Processor motherboard for use with 4 AMD Thunderbird processors 4 gigabytes of RAM 10 Surround Sound speakers A 10 foot monitor A T3 connection to the net A prayer Please hurry, the big match is about to begin. ------------------ Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!! ********************* UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 18 February 2002 21:18
Greeting, Room Service! Would you kindly send over the following:a few sticks of butter some TNT and my old high school principal  ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 18 February 2002 21:21
Now Zhoul, that's not playing fair, your supposed to list only three items  When does the match begin?? I want to play too.  cattle prod?? Oh, yes, of course.  ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 18 February 2002 21:30
Damn. Only 3 items permitted at any one time. Well, I guess I'll have to break that down into 3 seperate service calls with 3 sets of 3 items since I listed 9 in there. I'll take care of the 10th item (the prayer) and save them the trouble  *Rigs up the system and charges into the deathmatch arena armed with the Great Pencil Eraser of Doom and the 4000 Giga-Ton Nuke of GOBACKTOHELL (SNEER)  Alright, well, here's a more legitimate call. Hello again, Room Service. I require.... My old College Algebra Book My old Algebra Final A loaded Eightball Cannon ------------------ Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!! ********************* UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 18 February 2002 21:52
ROFL Zhoul, MPHG, Feisty Hello, Roooom service, I request the following: A bag of clean sand A bag of dirty sand And the Sandman himself ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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SneakyRaven Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 299 From: middle of somewhere Registered: Jul 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 00:04
Hello room service?! I need...to know whats going on inside the heads of the people at Blizzard and how the weather will be in 23 years, 4 months, 1 day, 5 hours, and 29 seconds from now. And a big, fluffy, warm, CLEAN, towel... thanks... ------------------ My Ancestral Recall Fan site! "There is no right and wrong, only fun and boring..."

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 05:23
Howdy Room Service! Would y'all kindly toss overa lasso some tight-fittin' leather chaps and a wild buckin' bronco Y'all come on back in time fer the rodeo, y'hear? ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 07:23
Room Service. I need you to get meA Sniper Rifle An infrared scope Ammunition and get it up here on the double. *To Baal: Play time's over ya bastard. Better reckon on bringin' more than just yer trash can lid for a shield. Cause I reckon you're fixin' to get it real good now . ------------------ Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!! ********************* UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 07:44
Room service. Greetings from the cryptforge again. I need.....This old tandy PC hauled to the dump A 25 foot radio antenna for my truck An accurate weather forecast ------------------ Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!! ********************* UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 10:24
Allo, Room Serveece? I need deez tings right away!my bathtub filled with lime jello Hersheys chocolate syrup poured all over my bed and a wet noodle to beat the maid with ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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WaxMonkey Squire

Posts: 46 From: Portland, OR Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 February 2002 11:16
Hello, room service?Please send up the following...pronto! A tub of manteca Three female dwarves A meatloaf There's an extra dollar in it for you if you throw in a blindfold...

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 11:24
Room service. How do you do? Please get me the following 3 items and quickly.A flame thrower to get rid of these cursed roaches A set of earplugs 3rd, tell them noisy brutes next door to shut the hell up before I have to go in there myself and start firin' off red hot flak shards ------------------ Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!! ********************* UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 17:12
Now Feisty girl has the true intent on the game.  so does Axalon, fer a few. Wax monkey not bad combo.Sorry Zhoul,but each one of your means something somewhere and I can see where it's heading. Now get me ... A shampoo bottle some vicks vapor rub and a national geographic video about prime apes. ------------------ Bring Back the Classic. Bring Back the Knowledge. Bringing back to D2 The Classic

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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 February 2002 20:11
Ahola room service, I need these three items immediately, it's urgent!1. FeistyGirl in my room on my bed 2. An extra bra 3. A rope! If u can plz get me these three things, I'm gonna use the rope (3) to tie up FeistyGirl (1), then i'm gonna put on the bra (2)! Thxz! ------------------ Jonathan S. Bowler

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 20:23
*FeistyGirl gets very frightened and runs and hides*  Room service, I need these right away!! invisible ink vanishing cream and a good hiding place There's someone stalking me, I think...  ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 20:39
SERVICE, get me a....Cell Phone Cell Phone Batteries The Phone Number to the local Law Enforcement Agency We have a stalker in the hotel on the run.......

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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 February 2002 20:40
<--hears a knock at his door, and sees room service wit everything but FeistyGirl. Aight then go get me these three items: 1. An ak 47/M4A1 (which ever is easier to find) 2.50 lbs of ammo! 3. A infared sensor. It's time to hunt down FeistyGirl, even if I have to go through every house in the world!------------------ Jonathan S. Bowler

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 20:44
Now, yer talkin' Go get 'em!!  *Watches a man exit his room, armed to the teeth. Zhoulom returns the cell phone and phone book, deciding to refrain from calling the law and instead is amused by witnessing a brutal, noisy, and bloody manhunt throughout the hotel. [This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 19 February 2002).]

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 19 February 2002 20:48
Room Service i needa Bank safe a few tanks of O2 and the key to the safe to keep Feistygirl safe after the O2 runs out.

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