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Topic: Ancient Joke, will cause females to kill me
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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 06:19
Oh god , another remark like that and I might need to shut this topic down.Now I'm don't mind a good joke, well i do mind a good joke, many people like a good joke better then me.  sorry the monty python me watching stealin lines from it again. Now that was worse, but also what wrong with a shaven....cat?
------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 06:28
I refrained from answering earlier, but since FeistyGirl and MPHG have spoken up, I'd just like to toss my ¥2.All well and good, but there are lines we should tread carefully around. Just a friendly reminder, ne? Hmmm. Well, I was never good at speechifying stuff. You get the point. ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 07:29
you can speak up more other , or tell me to lock it, it's all good and i will do so.to go over a line is one thing ,but this is going into a different land and whatnot.
------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 07:38
quote: Originally posted by FeistyGirl: Chineseman!!! I'm simply appalled... you're worse than [b]Axalon!!!  [/B]
Hey, now we had nothing to do with that one! Now you're *(he's) really looking to lock thread on purpose! Give him a warning, to chill him out a bit  ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow
[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 22 March 2002).]

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 07:50
Hmmm... I could beat on him a little bit with my croquet mallet.But then again, that could be counterproductive, since from what I understand some men (ahem) like that  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 07:57
who was the "(ahem)" referring to?------------------ quote: Not understanding is not a sign of unintelligence. It is a sign of untelligence.

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 08:08
She has a fur ball caught in her throat it seems ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 08:17
quote: Originally posted by Carina Flaer: Btw I like cats, too. Preferably with a little bit of tabasco sauce.
quote: Originally posted by Carina Flaer: I think I'm in love... with another girl.
quote: Originally posted by Carina Flaer: "Save the trees, eat a beaver today!"
quote: Originally posted by Axalon: She has a fur ball caught in her throat it seems
ROFLMAO!! Been eating cats (or beavers) again, Carina??? hahahahahahahahaha... j/k  ------------------ "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful." [This message has been edited by FeistyGirl (edited 22 March 2002).]

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 08:22
OOOOHHH NOOOOO!!! Feisty has put together the pieces of the puzzle .. Where this will all lead only time will tell  ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 08:34
(looks confused)Pah, rendered speechless for once. Oyasumi... (good night). ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 08:42
Sweet Dreams & Sleep Tight .. and don't let the Caa no the Beaa, I mean the bed bugs bite  ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 13:37
I think that ahem was at me?.... heh heh..... feisty... I can't comment on that because I don;t want to have another one locked out..... ------------------ How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 13:53
it's been an epidemic of locked forums. take two modesty pills and call me in the morning. quote: haken-machaken....(-groin-)
------------------ quote: Not understanding is not a sign of unintelligence. It is a sign of untelligence.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 14:32
Yeah.... I seemed to have caught it.... I have been given a shot for it though.....------------------ How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 14:32
The suspense is killing me!!  ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 17:04
*yawn*I'd put up a pic right now, but I just got up and ain't decent yet  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 22:33
Hey... just because your aren't decent doesn't mean you can't put up a pic......------------------ How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 22 March 2002 22:36
wa wa was that???? sum 1 open a door or sumtin'????? ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 22 March 2002 22:43
open a door? heh heh....peek through the window......------------------ How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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^_^editor Squire

Posts: 41 From: Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 24 March 2002 19:21
Just like chinseman and the others i have a joke that will prevent me from getting a fast death. Oh well: A man and woman (who was quite beutiful) are on a five day train ride in the same sleeping area. The man and the woman have never met. After some *moments* in which they got changed, the couple went to bed (the sleeping area has two bunks). In the middle of the night the man wakes up and notices his blankets are gone. He turns over and asks the woman if she could get him a blanket. The woman replies, "I have a better idea lets act as if we are marryed." The man with a big grin on his face replies,"Ok,Ok!!" The woman replies, "Good. Get your own damn blanket!" (^_^editor pleads for his life. Then sells soul for immortality agenst ****ed off females)------------------ I have to sell this, i'm half morman and christin.I got 5 wifes and 90 children

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 24 March 2002 20:29
ROTFLMAO!!!!!------------------ How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 25 March 2002 01:54
Sorry.  Sorry.  Sorry.  Sorry.  Sorry.  *Chineseman plans to stay in the mountains more, and hopes to meditate and relinquish his *sshole-naturedness* 
------------------ I just love cats... Yeah, maybe Carina too...

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 25 March 2002 19:54
Don't worry Chineseman, we still luvs ya!! You don't have to stay in the mountains any more my friend!! LOL!! hehehe ...------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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^_^editor Squire

Posts: 41 From: Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 27 March 2002 12:32
It's ok chineseman, you can stay in the mountians, i'll be their soon.------------------ I have to sell this, i'm half morman and christin.I got 5 wifes and 90 children

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 31 March 2002 23:43
Back from the mountains... of Scotland.Anyway, you won't be hearin' anything like that from me ever again. I don't want to get whacked by Carina's croquet mallet! 
------------------ A man who does not get satisfied is like a snake which tries to eat an elephant.

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