Darkmoor Serf
Posts: 21 From: Fl. Registered: Jul 2001 |
posted 19 September 2001 06:48
this old man was sitting on his porch one day when he saw this boy come walking by. the boy had something in his hands. the old man said,"hey boy. what'cha got in your hands?" the boy said," chicken wire." the old man said,"chicken wire? what'cha gonna do with that?" the boy said,"i'm gonna catch me some chickens." the old man said," boy, don't you know you cain't catch no chickens with no chicken wire?" the boy shrugged his shoulders and walked off. Later that day the old man saw that boy come walking by and the boy had 4 chickens. The next day the old man is sitting out on his front porch and he sees that boy come walking by and the boy has something in his hands. The old man says,"hey boy. What'cha got in your hands?" the boy says,"duck tape." The old man says,"Duck tape? what'cha gonna do with that?" the boy says,"i'm gonna catch me some ducks." The old man says,"boy, don't you know you cain't catch no ducks with no duck tape?" The boy shruggs his shoulders and walks off. Later that day the old man sees that boy come walking by and the boy has 4 ducks. The next day. The old man is sitting out on his front porch and he sees the same boy come walking by. the boy has something in his hands. The old man says,"hey boy.What'cha got in your hands?" The boy says,"pusywillow." The old man says,"hang on! I'm coming with you! Let me get my hat![This message has been edited by Darkmoor (edited 19 September 2001).] [This message has been edited by Darkmoor (edited 19 September 2001).]

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