The following is a transcript of a recent tournament in Sanctuary which also bears proof of the fact that the world of Diablo is moving up in the world of technology 
Activated mutators: Excessive Overkill UT/StrangeLove Ver. 2
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Baal was ripped to shredds by Elzix's Flak Cannon (Elzix "That had to hurt.")
Hratli went out in Halbu's big nuclear fireball (Halbu "My house!")
Lazarus drank a glass of Snotspill's dripping green load (Snotspill "You suck.")
Drognan was smacked down by Deckard Cain's Rocket Launcher (Deckard Cain "I just slaughtered that guy.")
Greiz put a bullet through Duriel's head (Greiz "Anyone else want some?")
Lysander blew himself to high hell
Fara went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball
Atma went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball "Double Kill"
Elzix went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball "Multi Kill"
Meshif went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball "ULTRA KILL" (Killing spree)
Geglash went out in Lysander's big nuclear fireball "MOMOMOMOMOMOMONSTER
KILL...KILL...Kill....kill"
Qual Kehk inflicted mortal damage upon Diablo with the Shock Rifle (Quak Kehk "Burn, baby!")
Griswold's minigun turned The Butcher into a leaky piece of meat (Griswold "I'm on fire!")
Mephisto was ripped to shredds by Ormus's Flak Cannon (Ormus "Eat that.")
Lachdanan riddled Gharbad the weak full of holes with the enforcer (Lachdanan "Let's rock!")
Malah put a bullet through Nihlathak's head (Malah "Try turning the safety off.")
Akara inflicted mortal damage upon Gheed with the Shock Rifle (Akara "Try a bigger gun")
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(Insert a mention of boredom which spawned the desire to post this) 
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Zhoulomcrist telefragged Baal
Diablo was vaporized by Zhoulomcrist's Redeemer
Mephisto was ripped to shredds by Zhoulomcrist's Flak Cannon
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Classic Diablo II: ZhoulomCrypt Project Administrator
[This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 01 February 2002).]