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Topic: Proof that Girls are Evil
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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 13 February 2002 12:02
Here it is: undeniable mathematical proof that girls really are evil:Girls require time and money: GIRLS = TIME x MONEY And we all know that time is money: TIME = MONEY Which gives us: GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY = (MONEY)^2 We also know that money is the root of all evil: MONEY = SQRT(EVIL) Which gives us: GIRLS = (SQRT(EVIL))^2 Which means: GIRLS = EVIL (but you all knew that already...)  ------------------ "I'm a miracle worker. If I work, it's a miracle."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 13 February 2002 13:52
~>>>>>>>>~ "LADY EVIL" ~<<<<<<<<~ lyrics by R.J.D. There's a Place Just South of Witche's Palace Where They Say the Wind Won't Blow And They Only Speak in Whispers of Her Name There's a Lady They Say Who Feeds the Darkness It Eats Right from Her Hand With a Icy Cry, She'll pierce the sky And Freeze You Where You Stand Lady Evil ... Evil ... She's a Magical Mystical Woman Lady Evil ... Evil in My Mind She's the Queen of the Night There's a Place Just South of Witche's Valley Where They Say the Rain Won't Fall And Thunder Cracks the Sky, and Makes it Bleed There's a Lady They Say Who Needs the Darkness And Swallows Up the Light With an Fiery Sigh, She'll Scorch the Sky And Burn You through Your Darkest Night Lady Evil ... Evil ... She's a Magical Mystical Woman Lady Evil ... Evil on My Mind She's the Queen of the Night So if You Ever Get to Witche's Valley Don't Dream or Close Your Eyes And Never Trust Your Shadows in the Dark There's a Lady I Know Who Takes Your Vision And Twists it All Around The Things You See, and What You'll Be Forever Lost and Never Found Lady Evil ... Evil ... Evil in My Mind She's the Queen of the Night ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken." [This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 25 February 2002).]

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 13 February 2002 15:33
not all ladies are evil. I knew a girl that just wanted to talk.nothing more, just free talking over a cup of tea. oh well at least i get to talk to her over the net and phone still  ------------------ Bring Back the Classic. Bring Back the Knowledge. Bringing back to D2 The Classic

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 13 February 2002 15:53
Evil though she may be by mathematical calculation, I love my wife all the same and wouldn't trade her for any other cute bundle of evil (except maybe Gwen Stefani of No Doubt... )  ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download Version 1.1 of Sanctuary in Chaos - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Mephistopheles Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1131 From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet) Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 14 February 2002 08:09
Im not sure if I should say some or evil or all are evil. Hmmm.... Ay i guess only some are evil. And Gwen of NO DOUBT is fine. Im glad she dont have pink hair no more - I didnt like that.
Ight - U all have anice day/night - Ima' go grab some COFFEEE!!
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WaxMonkey Squire

Posts: 46 From: Portland, OR Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 14 February 2002 09:46
Like I needed mathematical proof of this??? By the way is there some equation that proves men are actually pigs?

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 14 February 2002 09:54
yeah...MEN = PIGS lol  ------------------ "Free speech is a right... not a never-ending obligation."

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Mephistopheles Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1131 From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet) Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 14 February 2002 10:46
SCHWEIN?? Hmmm.... Na' where nice were not pigs see =o) krapp thats ma' bad day face.haha  Ok Im done here - Xtra' TestIKALZ is gunna make ay call home -
Now kidz u play nice - OR NO COOKIES L8ER
MMFCL -Meph
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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 14 February 2002 15:51
quote: Originally posted by Mephistopheles: And Gwen of NO DOUBT is fine. Im glad she dont have pink hair no more - I didnt like that.
More than being attractive, she has personality, spunk, wit and just a decent level of "coolness." Hell, even my wife approves. Tells me that if I'm gonna have a tryst with someone, she would be willing to give her blessing with regard to Gwen. Too bad for me that (a) I'm awfully unlikely to ever get the chance, and (b) would probably feel too guilty to do it even if I had the chance (then again, I am a man, so the "pig" gene might override my conscience in this one case). ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download Version 1.1 of Sanctuary in Chaos - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary [This message has been edited by jbouley (edited 14 February 2002).]

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Deathscythe Moderator
   
Posts: 1185 From: The Darkest Part of Hell (Shadow Land) Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 14 February 2002 20:17
this is how i mathematically calculate girls... girls = money + time
evil = girls girls + evil = PLEASURE does i got it right? ------------------
quote: Beware... for your nightmare is here.....death...
Deathscythe Visit me @ this site... www.deathscythe@isgreat.net [This message has been edited by Deathscythe (edited 14 February 2002).]

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 February 2002 20:58
quote: Originally posted by Deathscythe: this is how i mathematically calculate girls... girls = money + time
evil = girls girls + evil = PLEASURE does i got it right?
*Diddo* ... it sounds cool to me  ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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Deathscythe Moderator
   
Posts: 1185 From: The Darkest Part of Hell (Shadow Land) Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 14 February 2002 21:47
hehehe i guess axalon seems to agree...LOL------------------ quote: Beware... for your nightmare is here.....death...
Deathscythe Visit me @ this site... www.deathscythe@isgreat.net

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 February 2002 22:17
Send Me All of Your Evil Women, so When I Send Them Back To You, They Shall Be Beyond Evil!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!! ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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RexxLaww Moderator
   
Posts: 1158 From: USA Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 13:29
Some critical calculations left out here peeps.Using the previous formulae, let us expound on it. Evil Gyrlz * Time = Relationship Relationship/Emotions = Marriage Marriage + Time - (Emotions/Care) = Divorce Divorce + Lawyer + Court System + Alimony = Evil Ex Wives See, the core trait here of all Gyrlz is Evil. No matter what you do, cant get it out of them. "Ex Wives. Cant live with 'em, cant kill 'em, pass the beer nuts." ------------------ Good, Bad, Ive got the gun. Darkness Weaves

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 February 2002 14:22
*RexxLaww ... A mysterious warrior rising out of the ashes, like a Phoenix reborn ... wielding his bloody sword, he slices his way throughout the forums, carving out a frenzy of slashing posts, for all of us to see and wonder.  Well, I've seen you about, from time to time ... the avatar warrior, wielding high his bloody sword ... now suddenly making new posts everywhere ... *cool* ... it's good to see you getting into the fray of things, I never had a chance to say, "Hi" ... well hello, RexxLaww, glad you could join us.  Ah, now, this new calculation of yours ... adds more evidence to the equation: Gyrlz = Evil ... yes, you can't get it out of them ... and I wouldn't want to. I like my Gyrlz with a little Devil in them ... although I wouldn't mind exorcising the divorce, lawyer, alimony demons out of them ... I haven't been there yet, but when I do ... I would very much like these demons slain ... perhaps with your sword, and some of my dragon fire ... it would be quite an achievement, for all mankind ... a very noble and heroic deed, indeed. LOL ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken." [This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 20 February 2002).]

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Deathscythe Moderator
   
Posts: 1185 From: The Darkest Part of Hell (Shadow Land) Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 21 February 2002 16:39
hehehe i dont want that divorce to be happen in my wife...lolz------------------ quote: Beware... for your nightmare is here.....death...
Deathscythe Get my MOD "The Ancient® MoD" @ my website... Visit me @ this site... for Diablo 2 www.deathscythe@isgreat.net for Battle Realms™ site www.lotusgarden.isgreat.net

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 22 February 2002 11:58
The Ultimate Proof that Girls are Truly Evil:*Lie to them and they'll give you the Universe. *Tell them the truth and they'll give you Oblivion. ------------------ "To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken." [This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 22 February 2002).]

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General Nutt Lord
 
Posts: 123 From: Great White North Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 23 February 2002 18:44
lol, love the above posts too bad they're true, as for not all women all evil, HA!! maybe you have just not seen it yet evil is eternal, don't let your guard down.YA all men a pigs, dogs, but that's honest not evil. ------------------ Speak Softly and carry a big sword (or two)

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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 24 February 2002 20:01
and to respond to ur post feiry, is there proof men are pigs? Well here's the equation: Men=Food Food+Men= Stuffed Faces Stuffed Faces= men are pigs! Does that answer your question?------------------ Jonathan S. Bowler

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 25 February 2002 11:34
Men are not pigs at all .. We are actually horny devils. (and women are a lot closer to succubi than they think ) LOL!!------------------ "Be quick or be dead .. or take up knitting."

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Squirrel_Farmer Squire

Posts: 29 From: Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 25 February 2002 13:20
If someone starts singing "manner sind schweine" i'm going to kill myself------------------ ..and the Lord created the squirrels, and with them their farmer, and it was good. (john 5:24)

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