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Brother Laz
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posted 17 March 2002 12:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Laz   Click Here to Email Brother Laz        Reply w/Quote   
This already happened two months ago...

Leveling up my elemental druid in CS, and having serious problems with the megademons - they kept running straight through my volcanoes, and with the four second timer, I was getting frustrated. Then another player, seeing the trouble I was having, said:

'use tomatoes, it do more dmg!'

I have no idea if he was very bad at English, or just mocking the class.

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Jolly_Reaper
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From: The Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 18 March 2002 00:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

I think he was mocking you
I have a character of each class and none is as worthless as my druid. (He's a shapeshifter and a summoner.)

Btw: What's that about Belgium being the capital of The Netherlands?

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Brother Laz
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posted 18 March 2002 01:03     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Laz   Click Here to Email Brother Laz        Reply w/Quote   
(Note to admins: lots of Dutch words used in this post)

OK, will change that. Just kiddin'.

That was a result of the trauma I got from my Dutch teacher two years ago. Twenty-five years old and thinking he was a demigod. The 'the correct word for velo is bike' type (bike as in NOT a translation of fiets, but a honest 'Dutch' word according to this moron. 'Ik kwam op mijn bike naar de les'). He tried to make us use his 'néerlanglais' which he called 'correct Dutch' because he was too young and brainless to actually ask himself why 'velo' is supposed to be wrong and 'bike' is supposed to be right.

...that capital thing was just a joke. Just like you guys probably tell jokes about us. If it offends you, no prob, it's almost gone. It's not as if we don't have any targets in Belgium itself... (als die stomme Walen hun faciliteiten krijgen in Vlaanderen, ontplof ik!)

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 18 March 2002 05:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Wow, your teacher was a real retard!
Correct dutch my behind.
By the way, I am not offended by the capital thing I hardly get offended at all
About the targets in Belgium, I don't have a clue what is going on out there What kind of facilities do you mean?

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