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Clueboy
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From: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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posted 01 April 2002 07:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Clueboy   Click Here to Email Clueboy        Reply w/Quote   

Man that mallot's seen a lot of action.

How do you get all the gore off that thing?

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jbouley
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posted 01 April 2002 11:30     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
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Originally posted by Clueboy:

Man that mallot's seen a lot of action.

How do you get all the gore off that thing?


Actually, the gore helps give Carina's mallet a nice, shiny finish...better than any household cleaning product.

Also, it doesn't hurt that with all the mallet-smacking going on, the old gore gets knocked off upon striking the latest victim...Carina has a mean swing.

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Beaver
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posted 01 April 2002 11:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Very insightful.....

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Chineseman
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posted 01 April 2002 19:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Said it clearly like a well-rounded person. Actually the crouet mallet is one fine weapon. Even the Horadric Malus can't send anyone to lower earth orbit, wherever that is.

In the hnds of Axalon, it becomes cursed. In the hands of the owner, it becomes insurance.

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