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Topic: Ancient Joke, will cause females to kill me
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Clueboy WarLord
  
Posts: 242 From: Somewhere over the rainbow. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 01 April 2002 07:21
Man that mallot's seen a lot of action. How do you get all the gore off that thing?

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 01 April 2002 11:30
quote: Originally posted by Clueboy:
Man that mallot's seen a lot of action. How do you get all the gore off that thing?
Actually, the gore helps give Carina's mallet a nice, shiny finish...better than any household cleaning product. Also, it doesn't hurt that with all the mallet-smacking going on, the old gore gets knocked off upon striking the latest victim...Carina has a mean swing. 
------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download Version 1.02 of Sanctuary in Chaos - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 01 April 2002 11:40
Very insightful.....------------------ How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 01 April 2002 19:47
Said it clearly like a well-rounded person. Actually the crouet mallet is one fine weapon. Even the Horadric Malus can't send anyone to lower earth orbit, wherever that is.  In the hnds of Axalon, it becomes cursed. In the hands of the owner, it becomes insurance.
------------------ A man whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow an elephant.

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