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FeistyGirl
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posted 26 March 2002 09:37     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   

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Mephansteras
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posted 26 March 2002 10:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephansteras   Click Here to Email Mephansteras        Reply w/Quote   Visit Mephansteras's Homepage!
I like it.

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Beaver
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posted 26 March 2002 12:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Well.... I almost spit my water all over the place... that was too funny.....

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Axalon
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posted 26 March 2002 18:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
*Cough* *cough!* *cough!!* aahh, hehehe .. That one is killing me!! It should be on every pack of cigarettes .. truth in advertising!

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 27 March 2002 00:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Well, that is indeed very funny
I'm glad I don't smoke.
But, smokers, please do remember the words of a certain Denis (Dennis?) Leary: Smoking takes 10 years of your life, but the worst years are the years on the end! I don't want those years! You can have 'em!

Anybody knows this bit? This guy's too funny!

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Mephistopheles
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posted 30 March 2002 21:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
Whack is all I gotta say.


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Massimo84web
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posted 31 March 2002 11:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Massimo84web   Click Here to Email Massimo84web        Reply w/Quote   Visit Massimo84web's Homepage!
SMOKE WILL KILL YOU ALL!!

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Beaver
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posted 31 March 2002 15:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
So what are you trying to say?.....

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Clueboy
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posted 31 March 2002 19:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Clueboy   Click Here to Email Clueboy        Reply w/Quote   
I thought it was a little unclear myself

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Chineseman
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posted 01 April 2002 21:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
I think he doesn't want us to breathe any kind of smoke whatsoever, so don't burn anything.

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Beaver
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posted 02 April 2002 10:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Don't burn anything? Well then I wouldn't be a pyronmaniac any more..... and that takes all the fun out of it....

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Chineseman
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posted 04 April 2002 01:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Well, we all have to make sacrifices in life. I guess reclining your pyromaniacism is included. Don't smoke cigars, people! They're bad... very very bad...

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Beaver
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posted 04 April 2002 10:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
No cigars either? What about cuban cigars? I am going to mexico in a few weeks and I was planning on getting some....

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DrasKiller
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posted 04 April 2002 10:47     Click Here to See the Profile for DrasKiller   Click Here to Email DrasKiller        Reply w/Quote   
Thats pretty neat feisty :cool

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johnny-b!
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posted 05 April 2002 19:39     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
yea! u go girl!

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Chineseman
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posted 05 April 2002 20:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Well, I guess it's fine to smoke Cuban cigars...

Just press "Quit" when you reach 96% to prevent cancer's full installation.

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Beaver
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posted 05 April 2002 23:02     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Will do......

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Vimes
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posted 07 April 2002 06:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Vimes   Click Here to Email Vimes        Reply w/Quote   Visit Vimes's Homepage!
LOL
Nice, one!

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M6n6M6
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posted 14 April 2002 00:07     Click Here to See the Profile for M6n6M6   Click Here to Email M6n6M6        Reply w/Quote   
Heh...why do people care if other people smoke...as long as its not around em, why do u care. If peole wanna smoke let em, i dont care, i just dont like it when they smoke around you ya know. My opinion again...

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I been raised and labeled as crazed. My mother wasn't able to raise me, full of crazy rage. An angry teenager.
Nothing could change me back. Gangsta rap made me act like a maniac, I was boosting, so influenced by music
I used it as an excuse to do ****. Ooh I was stupid! No one could tell me nothing, Hip hop overwhelmed me. To the point where it had me in a whole 'nother realm. It was like isolating myself was healthy
It felt like we was on welfare but wealthy.

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Beaver
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posted 14 April 2002 11:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Well, it is more out of concern than anything else that we care about others smoking. I honestly don't care if people want to speed up there deathm the gene pool needs a little cleansing any way. But I do care if, say, my neice were to start smoking. So you see in that light it is just more from caring than anything else.

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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aRacHnE
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posted 14 April 2002 11:40     Click Here to See the Profile for aRacHnE        Reply w/Quote   
oh-oh hope deathscythe could read this so he may stuff puffing and puffing and coughing...lolz...where's that guy anyway? guess have to pull him to this thread...

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M6n6M6
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posted 14 April 2002 12:04     Click Here to See the Profile for M6n6M6   Click Here to Email M6n6M6        Reply w/Quote   
Actually Beaver, I completely agree with you on that one, as long as its not someone I care about, I dont care if they smoke, as long as its not around me.

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I been raised and labeled as crazed. My mother wasn't able to raise me, full of crazy rage. An angry teenager.
Nothing could change me back. Gangsta rap made me act like a maniac, I was boosting, so influenced by music
I used it as an excuse to do ****. Ooh I was stupid! No one could tell me nothing, Hip hop overwhelmed me. To the point where it had me in a whole 'nother realm. It was like isolating myself was healthy
It felt like we was on welfare but wealthy.

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Da3MoN
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posted 16 April 2002 10:11     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
we're speaking cigarettes, right? down with the little wraps of cancer! >(

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Massimo84web
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posted 18 April 2002 11:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Massimo84web   Click Here to Email Massimo84web        Reply w/Quote   Visit Massimo84web's Homepage!
I said it again smoke is a danger it will kill all the smokers!
I am tired of breathing the passive smoking it make my clothes malodorous and also it is a danger for the lungs also smoking is only a way that people who are not sure of themsels use for show to the other that they are good guys or just follow the other abitudines

ALL THE all the not smokers reunite! don't smoke it is useless and it is a danger!

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Beaver
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posted 19 April 2002 10:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I am too much of a loner to join in a group against something... other wise I would... sorry....

::: grabs backpak and walks into the sunset :::

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