Pharaoh Knight

Posts: 84 From: Kentucky, United States Registered: Jul 2001 |
posted 24 July 2001 23:04
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She said to him, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long, happy life?"He answered, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never ever exercise." "Wow. That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.

|