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Topic: Funniest Gossip In Game
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Feanor Knight

Posts: 59 From: Middle Earth Registered: Sep 2001 |
posted 16 September 2001 10:17
It was by Alkor, and this is what he said: "Yes, Natalya is a *cute* girl. However I think she could use a 'special potion.' Let me see here...'Radient Beauty'? No. 'Ray of Sunshine'? No, that's not it. Ah, here it is: 'Relax Frosty *****'. This should help her out.

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 18 September 2001 01:40
Yeap. I have to agree on that . That might make a good new itemtype right there .------------------ Darkness blankets the land so long as the ZhoulomCrypt rules the night within the world of Sanctuary. ZhoulomCrypt keeper. For more information/download on the ZhoulomCrypt mod, visit the web-site.

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FireandBrimstone Squire

Posts: 38 From: Alpharetta Georgia United States Registered: Sep 2001 |
posted 24 September 2001 18:09
Actually I'm kinda partial to Gheed's "Den of Evil" one and Alkor's "Oh Ashera's a good customer. She buys a potion of manliness from me every week."------------------ Is the world still out there when I close my eyes? Yes. We all need mirrors to believe, I'm no different from anybody else. --Memento

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An evil force Serf
Posts: 16 From: Israel Registered: Aug 2001 |
posted 07 October 2001 10:02
I like refering to malah`s "you knew things would eventually come down to this. Kill baal! finish the game!"------------------ "He who has the answer, but does not know that, is as lost as he who had no answer at all"

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solistus Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 301 From: Registered: May 2001 |
posted 12 October 2001 18:57
I like Gheed's gossip about getting high  ------------------ I want to be in another place I hate when you say you don't understand (you'll see it's not meant to be) I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy A place for my head

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Chafenox Serf
Posts: 2 From: daf Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 17 October 2001 17:05
THe most interesting Albeit, Funny to myliking gossip is Gheed's I'll party like it's 999!! that also gives an idea of what time is diablo in!!------------------ Ohh **** U IOWAN ASS ASS ASS

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 18 October 2001 12:28
Let me guess...you're Worldstone re-registered under a new name...or some other jag-off who acts up around here, cannot be nice, and cannot just go away once banned.Enough with the **** iowan (as in your sig) or **** any other moderator/admin. Expect to be kicked out of here again, whoever you are. If you want to waste time re-registering so you can continue to be an a-hole...you really need a life. Most of the people here can cop a clue and be peaceful modders and mod players. Why some of you cannot be civilized is beyond me. So if you think iowan is a #@$$&%$, count me in with the same expletives. Goodbye. ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download at http://www.fileplanet.com/dl/dl.asp?/planetdiablo/phrozenkeep/mods/sic_beta.zip - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Starwolf Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 535 From: Burton, Ohio Registered: May 2001 |
posted 18 October 2001 12:32
Owned.------------------ You're good, but I'm better!

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 18 October 2001 12:58
Yeap. He is worldstone. Read this topic that I locked. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~phrozenkeep/ubb/Forum29/HTML/001704.html ------------------ Darkness blankets the land so long as the ZhoulomCrypt rules the night within the world of Sanctuary. ZhoulomCrypt keeper. For more information/download on the ZhoulomCrypt mod, visit the web-site.

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iowan Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 766 From: Netherlands Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 18 October 2001 13:47
just ignore him , it aint worth the energy ------------------ did u try my MOD launcher yet ? get it here !

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Squall WarLord
  
Posts: 229 From: One Proud American Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 18 October 2001 14:46
no no must not ignore him,how about I take..."care" of him?------------------ I know you can't forgive me I know I'm on my own I know that I betrayed you I walk alone..

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 19 October 2001 01:16
Hey, Squall, if you're for hire, I'd rather you take care of my new landlord...who is WAAAAY too chintzy with the heat. It's cold up in here!------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download at http://www.fileplanet.com/dl/dl.asp?/planetdiablo/phrozenkeep/mods/sic_beta.zip - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Starwolf Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 535 From: Burton, Ohio Registered: May 2001 |
posted 19 October 2001 17:34
Simply pathetic, is there a link to the bannage? I mean, I can tell how pathetic it looks when someone who's been banned comes back and tells the staff members to... umm... well, you know. I'm betting that the actual banning is even moreso, though.------------------ You're good, but I'm better!

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Zhoulomcrist Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 3239 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 19 October 2001 20:55
Worldstone committed 3 acts that ultimately lead to his exile at the banishing stone. 1. A senseless and in-appropriate post made to a thread started by Jeff on a serious matter. The post from Worldstone stated that "People whom kill themselves should be sent to a military service". 2. A shooting match in the Mod Releases forum which started out with a Worldstone post stating "Mod under development, no further news". 3. A dis-respecting of Iowan to top it off. The committing of these 3 sins (and others) ultimately lead to Worldstone's exile into the abyss. Chafenox has revealed himself as Worldstone and launched a verbal attack. This error has drawn attention on him again. As stated by Iowan, he should be ignored for best results. Aint worth wasting no time over. Now, back to modding. Another funny gossip in the game I've heard is Greiz's "That Lysander's a grumpy old cuss. You'd better not disturb him while he's working on his potions or ...... BOOM!!! You could get blasted to the moon." . ------------------ Darkness blankets the land so long as the ZhoulomCrypt rules the night within the world of Sanctuary. ZhoulomCrypt keeper. For more information/download on the ZhoulomCrypt mod, visit the web-site. [This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 19 October 2001).]

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Starwolf Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 535 From: Burton, Ohio Registered: May 2001 |
posted 20 October 2001 07:27
Sometimes Magicawe will log on IRC and mention his banning, was this perhaps because he mentioned how fun it is to talk in Red's caps type on a thread about the tragedy of the attack on the US?------------------ You're good, but I'm better!

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DigiBO Moderator
   
Posts: 1413 From: Bulgaria,Varna Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 25 October 2001 01:28
Damn,hehe,this is stupid...and funny...hehe...hehehe------------------ My Supah Cool Mod will come out soon!!!And then you all will be UNEMPLOYED!!!Mwahahaha!

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ZaN_Li WarLord
  
Posts: 170 From: Sweden Registered: Aug 2001 |
posted 25 October 2001 08:33
Ok i´m with »Ða Evil Force« I think Mala´s Finish The Game is the most cool in the game, it could be a great idea add own comments and new voices for character like Warriv introduces the mod and so on But it´s just 1 BIG problem the size of the mod......------------------ Diablo 2 - Unholy Wars will be avaible in 3-5 weeks. Diablo 2 - Unholy Wars

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Nithaak Mistshadow Squire

Posts: 46 From: Hämeenlinna, Häme, Finland Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 27 October 2001 04:51
I think the funniest gossip in the game is Gheed's Den of evil or ¨Guess what! I named a boil in my ass after you.It,too bothers me every time I sit down¨

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Baldrick Moderator
   
Posts: 1334 From: The ShadowHaven Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 28 October 2001 21:41
My absoulute favorite Is Gheed on Blood Raven "Im soory the Undead are bad for trade, I have a strict 'no return' policy!". ------------------ "My name is Kate" said Kate "Isn't that a girls name" said Blackadder "No it's short for Bob" said Kate"So I suppose you'll go back to shoveling dung like when I found you" said Blackadder "No it took me years to get that job, and I suspect it'll take years more to get it back" said Baldrick [This message has been edited by Baldrick (edited 28 October 2001).] [This message has been edited by Baldrick (edited 28 October 2001).]

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Baldrick Moderator
   
Posts: 1334 From: The ShadowHaven Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 08 November 2001 17:17
Nithaak your gossip was the Forgotten Tower one not the den evil.  ------------------ "My name is Kate" said Kate "Isn't that a girls name" said Blackadder "No it's short for Bob" said Kate "So I suppose you'll go back to shoveling dung like when I found you" said Blackadder "No it took me years to get that job, and I suspect it'll take years more to get it back" said Baldrick

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RAK_theundead Squire

Posts: 27 From: Dublin,Ireland Registered: Nov 2001 |
posted 24 November 2001 13:03
The Mutilator likes the first things Gheed and Alkor say...

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RAK_theundead Squire

Posts: 27 From: Dublin,Ireland Registered: Nov 2001 |
posted 24 November 2001 13:12
The Mutilator agrees with the previous post by Jeff and would kill Chafenox, shove his head down his ass and make him **** a dead dog... And The Mutilator would use my hands and I would regain my Youth Championship... The Mutilator is the toughest person who ever had an idea... F*** Chafenox's *****friend...

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RAK_theundead Squire

Posts: 27 From: Dublin,Ireland Registered: Nov 2001 |
posted 24 November 2001 13:21
Worldstone is a bas***d who I would personally rip from limb from limb, if this topic is still open, The Mutilator is sick of him, He personally insulted moderators, and indirectly insulted The Undead Soldier so make him F**K A PIECE OF S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 24 November 2001 16:48
OK, dude...chill...  We try to keep things pleasant around here, even when talking about jerks. And Worldstone, whether a jerk or not (depending on your point of view) is old history as far as I'm concerned. Onward to the future!  ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download at http://www.fileplanet.com/dl/dl.asp?/planetdiablo/phrozenkeep/mods/sic_beta.zip - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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RAK_theundead Squire

Posts: 27 From: Dublin,Ireland Registered: Nov 2001 |
posted 25 November 2001 01:17
Well then that's the problem with life, Why can't he just **** off, He ain't funny, and if you want me for hire you have to find me... I need time to find cronies... I'm only a teenager... There are bigger guys in school...  [This message has been edited by RAK_theundead (edited 25 November 2001).]

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