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Topic: I knew it!
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Squall WarLord
  
Posts: 229 From: One Proud American Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 07 August 2001 19:21
A wife is having an affair behind her husbands back. One day right after going a round, the woman's six year old kid walks in. The woman panics, and tells her son they're going to play a game, and that he should go hide in the closet while her and her friend get dressed. As soon as they do, the womans husband walks in the door. She tells the man she's having an affair with to go hide in the closet until she can get her husband out of the house. In the closet, the little boy says, "Its dark in here." 'Yes it is," the man replies. "I have a baseball," the boy says proudly. "I see that" "You wanna buy it" "Nah, Thats alright," the man says, trying not to sound annoyed. "My dad's outside ya know." The man sighs, "How much?" "Fifty dollars" "Fine, whatever," he says and buys the baseball. A few weeks later similar events occur, and the man finds himself in the closet with the little boy again. "Its dark in here" "Yes it is" "I have a mit" "Thats very nice" "You wanna buy it?" "Nah tha---" "My dad's outside again" "HOW MUCH!?" "100 dollars." "Sweet Jeasus, here!" The next week the father asks the boy to go play baseball "Grab your ball and mit and meet me in the yard," he tells the boy. "I cant," the boy replies "Well why not?" The father asks. "I sold 'em" "For how much?!" "150 dollars" "150 DOLLARS?" the father is shocked, "You shouldn't rip off your friends like that, Im taking you to church to confess." At church, the father escorts his son into the confessional. Inside, the boy looks around for a while, "Its dark in here" he says. 'DONT START THAT S**T AGAIN! I HAVENT SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM FOR DAYS!!" Man i had to edit out all the swearing 
------------------ Under wondering stars i've grown By myself but not alone I ASK NO ONE! ...and my ties are severed clean The less i have the more i gain Off the beaten path i riegn Rover,Wanderer Nomad,Vagabond Call me what you will....

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DigiBO Moderator
   
Posts: 1413 From: Bulgaria,Varna Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 08 August 2001 05:48
Mwahahahaha!------------------ D.I.G.I.B.O.: Digital Intelligent Galactic Infiltration and Battle Organism D.I.A.B.L.O.: Digital Individual Assembled for Battle and Logical Observation B.A.A.L.: Biomechanical Artificial Assassination Lifeform D.U.R.I.E.L.: Digital Unit Responsible for Infiltration and Efficient Learning F.A.L.L.E.N.: Functional Artificial Lifeform Limited to Exploration and Nullification A.M.A.Z.O.N.: Artificial Machine Assembled for Zealous Observation and Nullification

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Mephistopheles Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1131 From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet) Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 08 August 2001 09:52
lol haha funny **** that was sweetbut i almost forgot my name. damn ------------------ Call 1-800 Accept no imitations KMFDM one world - one nation

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