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Feanor
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posted 12 September 2001 14:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Feanor        Reply w/Quote   Visit Feanor's Homepage!
1.) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up the "Quit while you're ahead"?

2.) Eagles may soar, but weasles are never sucked into jet engines.

3.) "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
Winston Bennett

4.) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

5.) "striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing."
Harriet Braiker

6.) If the shoe fits, find another one just like it.

7.) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

8.) "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Gobel

9.) When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

10.) It took awhile, but when their number dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

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jbouley
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posted 12 September 2001 15:13     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
Thanks, I needed that.

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l@st 1
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posted 13 September 2001 19:50     Click Here to See the Profile for l@st 1   Click Here to Email l@st 1        Reply w/Quote   
lol

very funnie.

but guess what??
I am now a LORD. I think..

but yeah, funnie. Read my Post " FW: Funnies"

they are REALLY REALLY funny promise.

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l@st 1
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posted 13 September 2001 19:50     Click Here to See the Profile for l@st 1   Click Here to Email l@st 1        Reply w/Quote   
hey..

I should be now

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Thunder
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posted 21 September 2001 15:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Thunder   Click Here to Email Thunder        Reply w/Quote   
lol,Very good.

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Dannira^6
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posted 22 September 2001 13:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Dannira^6   Click Here to Email Dannira^6        Reply w/Quote   
hey those are in my planner also, hehe never thought to look thru it.

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Feanor
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posted 22 September 2001 14:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Feanor        Reply w/Quote   Visit Feanor's Homepage!
Really? What school are you from. I'm from (believe it or not) Ichabod Crane School .

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jbouley
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posted 22 September 2001 18:21     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
...well, don't lose your head over it...

(many, many apologies...the joke, however bad, was too easy to pass up)

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"A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer."
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Mephansteras
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posted 22 September 2001 21:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephansteras   Click Here to Email Mephansteras        Reply w/Quote   Visit Mephansteras's Homepage!
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get back to modding, you who would assult us with puns!!!

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Little_Marc
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posted 04 November 2001 19:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Little_Marc   Click Here to Email Little_Marc        Reply w/Quote   Visit Little_Marc's Homepage!
=D =) =D =) =D =) =D Whew, my day just got better!

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Deathscythe
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posted 07 November 2001 00:03     Click Here to See the Profile for Deathscythe   Click Here to Email Deathscythe        Reply w/Quote   Visit Deathscythe's Homepage!
i like the joke espicially no. 2... lolz
feeling better..

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RAK_theundead
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posted 25 November 2001 01:47     Click Here to See the Profile for RAK_theundead   Click Here to Email RAK_theundead        Reply w/Quote   
Brill! I needed that after dissing Worldstone...

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