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Topic: Women are like web servers
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Mephistopheles Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1131 From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet) Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 02 April 2002 13:38
400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers 401 UNAUTHORIZED: I'm married 402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner 403 FORBIDDEN: don't even think about it 404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls' night out 405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question 406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question 407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first 408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call? 409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde? 411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this "big"? 412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don't have a condom? 413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won't fit! 415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period 501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that 503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache 504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that's all? DOWNLOAD COMPLETE: "God! You were FAN-TASTIC! " SERVER NOT AVAILABLE: keep getting that damn answering machine... ILLEGAL OPERATION: *SLAP!* "Where the hell do think you're putting that?!?!" ENJOY!!! 
-Meph (Got this from etplanet.com)
------------------ In front of the middle of a deep fall and under masks, fades smooth black glass is everywhere how beautiful you were is forgotten -"Schwarzes Glas"

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 02 April 2002 16:54
Heh heh m heh 403s.------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 02 April 2002 23:45
Rotflmfao!  That's too funny  ------------------ The Lamborghini Countach LP400S: One car to rule them all!

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 03 April 2002 04:18
Hehehe .. That's why we have h@ackers.  ------------------ Pink?? Hmmm .. Not so bad a color if you "really" think about it. (Use your imagination);-)

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PhrozenHeart Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 557 From: Central IL Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 03 April 2002 18:08
LMAO, now that's funny...  ------------------ "I'll give up my copy of LoD when you pry it from my cold dead hands..."

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 03 April 2002 19:21
Phrozen? OMG! It is good to see you around these parts.... Anything new?------------------ Do you like my tu tu?

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 04 April 2002 01:44
Too funny... I almost fell off my chair.  I meant Phrozen Heart posting... 
------------------ A man whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow an elephant.

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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 05 April 2002 19:43
ROFLMAO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is a good one! ROFLMAO!------------------ Download jons Zone 1.0 at: http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/jondapimp2000/lst?&.dir=/mod&.src=bc&.view=l "Ohe, defessus sum." -hannibal the quote means: Boy, am I tired! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHA!

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Brother Laz Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1134 From: the place where angels watch... Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 08 April 2002 12:50
quote: Originally posted by Chineseman: I meant Phrozen Heart posting... 
Phrozen Heart? Who was that again?  ------------------ You may think it's beyond you to rip through the heavens, to master the code, to defy the laws of physics, to mock hardcoding. Be told, nothing is beyond your reach... -wip3out manual

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 00:53
I think he's the main reason why we're all here, Brother Laz! 
------------------ It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 10:09
Well... technically.... D2 is the reason we are here, phrozenheart makes it possible for us to be here.But that is me being all technical... ------------------ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 10 April 2002 00:37
quote: Originally posted by Beaver: Well... technically.... D2 is the reason we are here, phrozenheart makes it possible for us to be here.But that is me being all technical...
"Oh, yes, I agree!" -- Chrono Miner from Yuri's Revenge
------------------ It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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AnTTraxX Serf
Posts: 12 From: a place where Coca Cola grows on the trees... Registered: Apr 2002 |
posted 22 April 2002 12:22
Maybe a good time to let out a joke of the same type..  What does a woman and a modem have in common? They're both making that ringing/screaming noice when they're comming!  ------------------ [insert standard lame SIG here, followed by "Thanks to (name) for making this awesome sig"] Nah, dream on :D

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