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FeistyGirl
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posted 15 March 2002 08:38     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Coconuts??? We are giving group hugs... not riding horses

yes Alex I was feeling quite silly that day... (THAT day??? try everyday lol)...

preferred group hugger? awww I feel special... need to ask an admin to change my title from "Honorary Warlord" to "Official Group Hugger"

GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!

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Da3MoN
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posted 15 March 2002 08:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
*Da3MoN hands fiestygirl a pair of coconuts as well.

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Who will win??

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Da3MoN
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posted 15 March 2002 08:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
WE RIDE AT DAWN!

hark! Gaze upon the enemy's castle on the horizon... let it not daunt you! for we are the three riders!

*Da3MoN pulls out his own pair of coconuts.

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MPHG
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posted 15 March 2002 08:47     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
How to use your Coconuts
13Mb's Divx format
it will be up fer the next 7 days

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Da3MoN
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posted 15 March 2002 09:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
A wise and powerful being! Quick, we must recruit him before the enemy hears of these proceedings! wise and powerful one, care you to aid us in storming the dark castle?
WE RIDE AT DAWN!


*Da3MoN offers the God-Like one a pair of coconuts.
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Beaver
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posted 15 March 2002 15:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
If we change feisty's then can we change mine to "preffered to be group hugged"?

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Carina Flær
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posted 15 March 2002 22:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
(ignores everybody and starts looking around for Brother Laz)

:big evil grin:

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posted 16 March 2002 04:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
(ignores everybody else and goes to play with FeistyGirl)

Coconuts? Riding Horses?? What goes on here???

Silly "everyday", are we Jess? I like "silly" We should get "silly" together someday ... hmmm .. we've already done that here?? (((need to break the chains of virtual reality!!)))

Hmmm .. Beaver can be the "preferred to be group hugged" as long as I get to be the "preferred to be Feisty hugged"

Soo .. You want to be the "Official Group Hugger" .. hmmm .. I'm sure you won't get any complaints .. After all, you are the Cute Little Pointy-Eared Elven Chick from a faerie ring, hidden deep in the forest *(don't worry, I'll never tell where you are hidden) =)

And don't worry MPHG, this isn't mindless flirting .. this is mindful precision-like flirting =)

Seems a few of my hugs (and kisses) have not been appreciated as much as they should

Sooo .. Feisty gets .. hmm .. ~ ((((BIG WARM HUG)))) ~

and .. of course .. hmm .. ~ ((((BIG WARM KISS)))) ~

*(I could have used better words, but???) =)

Hey, just call me ~ "silly" ~


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FeistyGirl
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posted 16 March 2002 08:52     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Oh Alex... I would... but I'm too nice to cause everyone else to feel left out

lol...

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Da3MoN
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posted 16 March 2002 10:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
The castle sleeps!

*A ray of first light breaks cloud and lands in front of Da3MoN.

DAWN!!!!! We ride, NOW!

*Da3MoN mounts his coconuts and rides toward the castle.

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 10:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
*Rats!! Why does she have to be Sooo nice all the time!! ... Too nice?? Maybe she should be just "a little" not *too nice* just once in a "little" while?? ... I wouldn't tell a soul (even Santa Claus) if she was a wee bit "nasty" once in a while ... hmmm ... Did I ever say where she was hidden "Deep In the Forest"?? ... NO, of course not!! .. I can keep a secret or two!! Sssshhhhhh?? .. be very quite! I'm hunting for a cute little pointy-eared elven chick ... ssshhhh ... *hush* ... I hear the prancing of cute little feet

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Da3MoN!!!!!! I said to be QUITE!!!! You coconut brained FOOOL!!! Now I lost her trail!!! RATS!!! rrrRRRrrre!!!!! I brain YOU with the CASTLE!!!

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FeistyGirl
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posted 16 March 2002 11:11     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Wow... Imagine that Alex... I start reading your post and what song should start playing on my Winamp??? The Offspring "Want You Bad"!!! Coincidence? or Fate?!!

too funny

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:14     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
It's FATE I tell you!! Yes, Jess It's FATE!! rotflmao!!

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FeistyGirl
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posted 16 March 2002 11:19     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Ooops, too late... now it's Korn's "Falling Away from Me"... maybe it's NOT meant to be hehehehehe

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Soooo ... you wanna get *silly*??? Perhaps a "little" bit *nasty* too??? .. Ok, how about a little *not too nice* Hmmmm????

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
KORN SUCKS!!!!

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FeistyGirl
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posted 16 March 2002 11:26     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
fine then... no more Korn...

*scans thru her Winamp playlist...

ahhh... here's a good one

NIN "Closer"

better?

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Sooo .. How ya been Jess?

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm .. Closer is better! Don't ya think

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FeistyGirl
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posted 16 March 2002 11:29     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
that song kicks ass it gets me all *ahem* "happy" and stuff (great beat)

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
LMAO ... anyway, have you had chance to write any new poetry lately? Meph wrote a couple of cool ones

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
I'm happy your *ahem* happy!

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Strange we're having this small conversation on the topic "Ancient Joke: Will cause all females to kill me!!" .. Hmmmm??? Whatever did happen too "Hawk" Noooo!! Don't tell me .. hmmm ... my lips are sealed

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FeistyGirl
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posted 16 March 2002 11:49     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Go back to the first page... I "incinerated" him...

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