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Watcher
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From: Who cares anyway?
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 21 February 2002 13:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Watcher   Click Here to Email Watcher        Reply w/Quote   
Sorry for cheating... but I got one more.

Hello, room service, I need:

Three comic magazines printed in 1972
The seven of clubs I asked you to remove before, along with an extra nine of hearts
And a compilation of the complete Euclid's Elements in esperanto

Don't ask, just do it! Thank you.

Watcher

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Mephansteras
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From: San Diego, CA USA
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 21 February 2002 13:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephansteras   Click Here to Email Mephansteras        Reply w/Quote   Visit Mephansteras's Homepage!
Very, well. Room Service? Yes, you...no I'm NOT going to eat you right now, the cow I had you send up last time will last for the rest of the month.

Now, please send up:

A bed of gold coins
A bucket of gems, prefferably dark emeralds
A magical, self-playing harp.

Now, perhaps I'll actually be able to fall asleep in this place!!!

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SneakyRaven
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From: middle of somewhere
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posted 21 February 2002 17:31     Click Here to See the Profile for SneakyRaven   Click Here to Email SneakyRaven        Reply w/Quote   Visit SneakyRaven's Homepage!
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Originally posted by jbouley:
Kindly send up:

Bill Gates' ATM card and PIN number

Angelina Jolie's other twin sister and her good friend, Gwen Stefani's twin sister...strictly for conversation, of course.

and...oh, hell, what else would I need?

Oh, yes, I guess I would need a cold compress for the bruise on my head when the story about how Angelina-3 and Gwen-2 and I were talking about particle physics all night falls on the "deaf ears" of my wife.


LOL and of course, we can't forget Gwen, hmmm... A HAH! new topic: 10 hottest women on earth?

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Deathscythe
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From: The Darkest Part of Hell (Shadow Land)
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 21 February 2002 19:01     Click Here to See the Profile for Deathscythe   Click Here to Email Deathscythe        Reply w/Quote   Visit Deathscythe's Homepage!
being honest i dont know gwen... can any of you give me some clue who shse was??

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Axalon
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From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 21 February 2002 23:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
LOL Deathscythe .. Gwen Stefani is the hot lead singer for the rock band "No Doubt" .. hehehe Trying out a few different new avatars I see, my old friend. I hope you find one that makes you happy. Soooo ....

Hi, good old room service! I kindly need:

A Clap on! Clap off! The Clapper! power switch.

A 5000 foot extension cord.

And Richard Simmons securely strapped into an electric chair inside a hot air baloon hovering 5000 feet above the hotel.

Thx

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Axalon
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From: New England, USA
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posted 23 February 2002 13:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Room service .. wass uup? In stealth mode send me:

A Geiger counter.

A divining rod (no, not that kind!).

And the blueprints to the south-west corner of my of my bathroom.

*It's not what you think. (what do you think?) really?)

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Necroboycer
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Posts: 238
From: Baerum, Norway
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 25 February 2002 11:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Necroboycer   Click Here to Email Necroboycer        Reply w/Quote   
Hey room service...
this is the guest who tipped you 300 dollars last night...
Please send up the following:
A slip of paper with Bill Gates's mothers maiden name

A utility which will allow me to implant Linux on every PC in the world

A computer with 2TB and 16GB of RAM so that I can fulfill the Maximum System Requirements for D2.

Heres your 1800 dollars.

SO sorry if this isnt funny, I stumbled across this topic 10mins ago and felt an irresistible impulse to join in...
Tell me what would have made this funny if it isnt.

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Squirrel_Farmer
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Posts: 29
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Registered: Feb 2002

posted 25 February 2002 13:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Squirrel_Farmer   Click Here to Email Squirrel_Farmer        Reply w/Quote   
Hello room service? This is mcgiver and my sink is broken. Just send me:

1) a fresh avocado
2) a moldy mint (preferably from the olive garden)
3) a human ear

Thank you.


(first post!! wohoo!... ok i'm done now)

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Axalon
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From: New England, USA
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posted 25 February 2002 19:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Oh ye who service thy roometh, sendeth thy upeth:

1. The green shell of a watermelon with all the red stuff removed without making a scratch to the watermelon.

2. A pair of size 18 tapping shoes.

3. And 2 untamed Bengal Tigers with their teeth and claws sharpened beyond belief.

And take your time .. I'm repainting all the walls to a paler shade of white.

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Sir_General
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posted 26 February 2002 00:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Sir_General   Click Here to Email Sir_General        Reply w/Quote   Visit Sir_General's Homepage!
Uh... yeah... room service, I would like:

1. A single plum floating in perfume in a man's hat.

2. A pink and blue neon sign that blinks really fast and says, "The rabbit has seen the crow. I repeat- the rabbit has seen the crow."

3. And the soul of an unspoiled maiden. One that can knows how to say the alphabet backwards while standing on her head if possible.

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Axalon
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From: New England, USA
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posted 27 February 2002 04:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Arda, dorlas renniah .. valir enu sel,

1. A tortoise shell finely ground into a silky smooth powder.

2. Two one-eyed jacks, vintage 440 B.C. from the Ming Dynasty.

3. And a swirling dervish with green hair screaming, "Moe!! Larry!! the cheese!!! Woo!! Woo!! Woo!!".

*And make sure you pluck nose hairs before you come up.

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Axalon
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posted 28 February 2002 23:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Ah, room service?, since I'm the *only* person in the hotel, I need:

1. 500 pounds of Stay Puff marshmallows.

2. An anvil, a hammer, and a 10, 000 degree forge.

3. And the re-animated corpse of Sigmund Freud singing "Ave Maria" out of his ass.

*And why am I the only guest left in this "Hotel California"???

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Squirrel_Farmer
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posted 01 March 2002 09:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Squirrel_Farmer   Click Here to Email Squirrel_Farmer        Reply w/Quote   
Ahem.. Sorry about that, i passed out in my bathtub with a hang over. i need

All the episodes of dungeons and dragons on DVD

500 ears of pygmys roasted lightly over the carcass of a shark that has been dead for 10 days stored in a tool shack.

And some common sense (the cheapest you can find please)

whoa, reading this over i sound really messed up.. hehe

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Timmah
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posted 01 March 2002 21:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Timmah        Reply w/Quote   
Hello, Room Service
I need

your spleen
1 box of rat intestines
and now 1 large bowl with a spoon

please send up soon, im hungry

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Axalon
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posted 14 March 2002 15:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
*I think I'll rent another room in this crazy hotel. Why? I don't know why. Why not??

I'm back my old friend, you know the drill, so bring unto me:

1. Two very large mutated (and hungry) Venus Fly Traps.

2. A pair of very crooked straight jackets, one black and one yellow, and both faded.

3. And The East Asia Minor Philharmonic Symphony Orchestra playing "The Flight of the Valkyries' Hot Looking Sisters" in the key of the locked door ~ F sharp.

*And why do you have a trembling, stuttering voice??

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Beaver
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From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 14 March 2002 18:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Can I order some stuff?

Let me get strawberries.

3 jenna clones

12 cans of whip cream

Oh wait.... one last thing.... 1 twister mat....

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Carina Flær
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posted 15 March 2002 01:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
'lo,

Send me:

(1) a telescope,

(2) a stomach pump, and

(3) a coat wire-hanger.

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Brother Laz
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From: the place where angels watch...
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 15 March 2002 02:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Laz   Click Here to Email Brother Laz        Reply w/Quote   
'lo, I need:

1) Diablo 1 Special Edition (using the Warcraft III Graphics Engine)
2) A cube recipe to create Claws of the Dead, The Moon Priestess, Cullwing, Electric Blue, Stag of Haekun, Blackmail, Magma Foundry, Tempus Vernum, Clearwater Fall, the complete Hathar's Primal Rites, Wirt's Cash Cow and Cthulhu's World Domination Kit sets, a rare amulet with at least Chanting, Stormcaller's and of the Seraph on it, a six socket thunder maul and the runes Sin, Ner, Bur, Nin and Hel out of a Minor Health Potion, and vice versa.
3) A potion of immort - wait a second, I only have one choice left, right? ...then I'll choose something more important. Erm, have you heard of a Japanese city called Akihabara?

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BigStalkerman
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posted 02 April 2002 03:19     Click Here to See the Profile for BigStalkerman   Click Here to Email BigStalkerman        Reply w/Quote   
Hey rooom service can i get:

259lbs or green jello

Alot of string cheese

The cast of Giligan's Isle

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Beaver
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posted 02 April 2002 10:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
You know... I would pay to see that....

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M6n6M6
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Posts: 319
From: Whatever
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posted 14 April 2002 00:15     Click Here to See the Profile for M6n6M6   Click Here to Email M6n6M6        Reply w/Quote   
hey just a question but didnt you "moderaters" get mad when they did that one sentance story or wahtever, cuz they would get their hits out, but you go and do this thing that make sno sense...again my opinion on things...but o well...

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Nothing could change me back. Gangsta rap made me act like a maniac, I was boosting, so influenced by music
I used it as an excuse to do ****. Ooh I was stupid! No one could tell me nothing, Hip hop overwhelmed me. To the point where it had me in a whole 'nother realm. It was like isolating myself was healthy
It felt like we was on welfare but wealthy.

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Sindaram
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posted 14 April 2002 05:30     Click Here to See the Profile for Sindaram   Click Here to Email Sindaram        Reply w/Quote   Visit Sindaram's Homepage!
to them this is humor

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Revenant
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From: Pheonix, Arizona, United States
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posted 14 April 2002 05:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Revenant   Click Here to Email Revenant        Reply w/Quote   
Room service? I need:
A spoon,
some towels oh and can I keep the delivery boy too?

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I am alone in the world.
No friends or enemies.
I do not fear the world,
yet the world fears me.
Because of who I am,
and what I can do.
But no-one understands,
they are afraid to trust.
So I search for a true heart,
To melt mine.

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Majinoh
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From: South of north-east by west
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posted 16 April 2002 16:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Majinoh   Click Here to Email Majinoh        Reply w/Quote   
Hello, room service?

1. I need a life-size model of Mister Mcfeely made from watermelon jello (the mailman from mister rodgers)

2. Several thousand dollars of bondage gear and tackle.

3. No regrets.

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Necroboycer
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Posts: 238
From: Baerum, Norway
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 03 May 2002 10:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Necroboycer   Click Here to Email Necroboycer        Reply w/Quote   
O, Servers of the Room, I command that ye bring me:

A free copy of Civ3

A free copy of W3

An upgrade to the comp I asked for last time.

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