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Feanor
Knight

Posts: 59
From: Middle Earth
Registered: Sep 2001

posted 16 September 2001 10:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Feanor        Reply w/Quote   Visit Feanor's Homepage!
It was by Alkor, and this is what he said:
"Yes, Natalya is a *cute* girl. However I think she could use a 'special potion.' Let me see here...'Radient Beauty'? No. 'Ray of Sunshine'? No, that's not it. Ah, here it is: 'Relax Frosty *****'. This should help her out.

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Zhoulomcrist
Forum Admin.

Posts: 3239
From: USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 18 September 2001 01:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Yeap. I have to agree on that . That might make a good new itemtype right there .

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FireandBrimstone
Squire

Posts: 38
From: Alpharetta Georgia United States
Registered: Sep 2001

posted 24 September 2001 18:09     Click Here to See the Profile for FireandBrimstone        Reply w/Quote   Visit FireandBrimstone's Homepage!
Actually I'm kinda partial to Gheed's "Den of Evil" one and Alkor's "Oh Ashera's a good customer. She buys a potion of manliness from me every week."

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Is the world still out there when I close my eyes? Yes. We all need mirrors to believe, I'm no different from anybody else. --Memento

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An evil force
Serf

Posts: 16
From: Israel
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 07 October 2001 10:02     Click Here to See the Profile for An evil force   Click Here to Email An evil force        Reply w/Quote   
I like refering to malah`s "you knew things would eventually come down to this. Kill baal! finish the game!"

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solistus
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 301
From:
Registered: May 2001

posted 12 October 2001 18:57     Click Here to See the Profile for solistus   Click Here to Email solistus        Reply w/Quote   Visit solistus's Homepage!
I like Gheed's gossip about getting high

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I want to be in another place
I hate when you say you don't understand
(you'll see it's not meant to be)
I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy
A place for my head

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Chafenox
Serf

Posts: 2
From: daf
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 17 October 2001 17:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Chafenox   Click Here to Email Chafenox        Reply w/Quote   
THe most interesting Albeit, Funny to myliking gossip is Gheed's I'll party like it's 999!! that also gives an idea of what time is diablo in!!

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Ohh **** U IOWAN
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jbouley
Forum Admin.

Posts: 4907
From: Portland, Maine, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 18 October 2001 12:28     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
Let me guess...you're Worldstone re-registered under a new name...or some other jag-off who acts up around here, cannot be nice, and cannot just go away once banned.

Enough with the **** iowan (as in your sig) or **** any other moderator/admin. Expect to be kicked out of here again, whoever you are. If you want to waste time re-registering so you can continue to be an a-hole...you really need a life. Most of the people here can cop a clue and be peaceful modders and mod players. Why some of you cannot be civilized is beyond me. So if you think iowan is a #@$$&%$, count me in with the same expletives. Goodbye.

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"A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer."
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Starwolf
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 535
From: Burton, Ohio
Registered: May 2001

posted 18 October 2001 12:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Starwolf   Click Here to Email Starwolf        Reply w/Quote   
Owned.

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Zhoulomcrist
Forum Admin.

Posts: 3239
From: USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 18 October 2001 12:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Yeap. He is worldstone. Read this topic that I locked.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~phrozenkeep/ubb/Forum29/HTML/001704.html

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iowan
Forum Admin.

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From: Netherlands
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 18 October 2001 13:47     Click Here to See the Profile for iowan   Click Here to Email iowan        Reply w/Quote   Visit iowan's Homepage!
just ignore him , it aint worth the energy

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Squall
WarLord

Posts: 229
From: One Proud American
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 18 October 2001 14:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Squall   Click Here to Email Squall        Reply w/Quote   
no no must not ignore him,how about I take..."care" of him?

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I know I'm on my own
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jbouley
Forum Admin.

Posts: 4907
From: Portland, Maine, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 19 October 2001 01:16     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
Hey, Squall, if you're for hire, I'd rather you take care of my new landlord...who is WAAAAY too chintzy with the heat. It's cold up in here!

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- JEFF
"A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer."
For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download at http://www.fileplanet.com/dl/dl.asp?/planetdiablo/phrozenkeep/mods/sic_beta.zip - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Starwolf
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 535
From: Burton, Ohio
Registered: May 2001

posted 19 October 2001 17:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Starwolf   Click Here to Email Starwolf        Reply w/Quote   
Simply pathetic, is there a link to the bannage? I mean, I can tell how pathetic it looks when someone who's been banned comes back and tells the staff members to... umm... well, you know. I'm betting that the actual banning is even moreso, though.

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Zhoulomcrist
Forum Admin.

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From: USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 19 October 2001 20:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Worldstone committed 3 acts that ultimately lead to his exile at the banishing stone.

1. A senseless and in-appropriate post made to a thread started by Jeff on a serious matter. The post from Worldstone stated that "People whom kill themselves should be sent to a military service".

2. A shooting match in the Mod Releases forum which started out with a Worldstone post stating "Mod under development, no further news".

3. A dis-respecting of Iowan to top it off.

The committing of these 3 sins (and others) ultimately lead to Worldstone's exile into the abyss.

Chafenox has revealed himself as Worldstone and launched a verbal attack. This error has drawn attention on him again. As stated by Iowan, he should be ignored for best results. Aint worth wasting no time over.

Now, back to modding. Another funny gossip in the game I've heard is Greiz's "That Lysander's a grumpy old cuss. You'd better not disturb him while he's working on his potions or ...... BOOM!!! You could get blasted to the moon." .

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Darkness blankets the land so long as the ZhoulomCrypt rules the night within the world of Sanctuary.

ZhoulomCrypt keeper. For more information/download on the ZhoulomCrypt mod, visit the web-site.

[This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 19 October 2001).]

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Starwolf
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 535
From: Burton, Ohio
Registered: May 2001

posted 20 October 2001 07:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Starwolf   Click Here to Email Starwolf        Reply w/Quote   
Sometimes Magicawe will log on IRC and mention his banning, was this perhaps because he mentioned how fun it is to talk in Red's caps type on a thread about the tragedy of the attack on the US?

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DigiBO
Moderator

Posts: 1413
From: Bulgaria,Varna
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 25 October 2001 01:28     Click Here to See the Profile for DigiBO   Click Here to Email DigiBO        Reply w/Quote   Visit DigiBO's Homepage!
Damn,hehe,this is stupid...and funny...hehe...hehehe

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ZaN_Li
WarLord

Posts: 170
From: Sweden
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 25 October 2001 08:33     Click Here to See the Profile for ZaN_Li        Reply w/Quote   Visit ZaN_Li's Homepage!
Ok i´m with »Ða Evil Force« I think Mala´s Finish The Game is the most cool in the game, it could be a great idea add own comments and new voices for character like Warriv introduces the mod and so on But it´s just 1 BIG problem the size of the mod......

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Nithaak Mistshadow
Squire

Posts: 46
From: Hämeenlinna, Häme, Finland
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 27 October 2001 04:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Nithaak Mistshadow   Click Here to Email Nithaak Mistshadow        Reply w/Quote   
I think the funniest gossip in the game is Gheed's Den of evil or ¨Guess what! I named a boil in my ass after you.It,too bothers me every time I sit down¨

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Baldrick
Moderator

Posts: 1334
From: The ShadowHaven
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 28 October 2001 21:41     Click Here to See the Profile for Baldrick   Click Here to Email Baldrick        Reply w/Quote   
My absoulute favorite Is Gheed on Blood Raven "Im soory the Undead are bad for trade, I have a strict 'no return' policy!".
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"My name is Kate" said Kate
"Isn't that a girls name" said Blackadder
"No it's short for Bob" said Kate

"So I suppose you'll go back to shoveling dung like when I found you" said Blackadder
"No it took me years to get that job, and I suspect it'll take years more to get it back" said Baldrick

[This message has been edited by Baldrick (edited 28 October 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Baldrick (edited 28 October 2001).]

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Baldrick
Moderator

Posts: 1334
From: The ShadowHaven
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 08 November 2001 17:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Baldrick   Click Here to Email Baldrick        Reply w/Quote   
Nithaak your gossip was the Forgotten Tower one not the den evil.

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"My name is Kate" said Kate
"Isn't that a girls name" said Blackadder
"No it's short for Bob" said Kate

"So I suppose you'll go back to shoveling dung like when I found you" said Blackadder
"No it took me years to get that job, and I suspect it'll take years more to get it back" said Baldrick

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RAK_theundead
Squire

Posts: 27
From: Dublin,Ireland
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 24 November 2001 13:03     Click Here to See the Profile for RAK_theundead   Click Here to Email RAK_theundead        Reply w/Quote   
The Mutilator likes the first things Gheed and Alkor say...

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RAK_theundead
Squire

Posts: 27
From: Dublin,Ireland
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 24 November 2001 13:12     Click Here to See the Profile for RAK_theundead   Click Here to Email RAK_theundead        Reply w/Quote   
The Mutilator agrees with the previous post by Jeff and would kill Chafenox, shove his head down his ass and make him **** a dead dog... And The Mutilator would use my hands and I would regain my Youth Championship...
The Mutilator is the toughest person who ever had an idea... F*** Chafenox's *****friend...

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RAK_theundead
Squire

Posts: 27
From: Dublin,Ireland
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 24 November 2001 13:21     Click Here to See the Profile for RAK_theundead   Click Here to Email RAK_theundead        Reply w/Quote   
Worldstone is a bas***d who I would personally rip from limb from limb, if this topic is still open, The Mutilator is sick of him, He personally insulted moderators, and indirectly insulted The Undead Soldier so make him F**K A PIECE OF S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jbouley
Forum Admin.

Posts: 4907
From: Portland, Maine, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 24 November 2001 16:48     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
OK, dude...chill...

We try to keep things pleasant around here, even when talking about jerks. And Worldstone, whether a jerk or not (depending on your point of view) is old history as far as I'm concerned. Onward to the future!

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- JEFF
"A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer."
For my latest mod (for LoD/expansion), download at http://www.fileplanet.com/dl/dl.asp?/planetdiablo/phrozenkeep/mods/sic_beta.zip - Or for old stuff (for classic D2), visit my orignal mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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RAK_theundead
Squire

Posts: 27
From: Dublin,Ireland
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 25 November 2001 01:17     Click Here to See the Profile for RAK_theundead   Click Here to Email RAK_theundead        Reply w/Quote   
Well then that's the problem with life, Why can't he just **** off, He ain't funny, and if you want me for hire you have to find me... I need time to find cronies... I'm only a teenager... There are bigger guys in school...

[This message has been edited by RAK_theundead (edited 25 November 2001).]

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