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Pharaoh
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From: Kentucky, United States
Registered: Jul 2001

posted 21 July 2001 18:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Pharaoh   Click Here to Email Pharaoh        Reply w/Quote   
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella
said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The Fairy
Godmother replied "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good,whole-some life since
we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: "I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold.

Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother."
The Fairy Godmother replied "It is the least I can do."

"What does your heart wish for your second wish?" Cinderella looked
down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I was young and full of the beauty
of youth again" At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage
had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years
and long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her very soul.

Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish, what shall you have?"
Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said "I wish you to
transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful, and handsome young man." Magically, Alan
suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet. The Fairy Godmother again
spoke: "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life." And, with a blazing shock of
bright blue electricity, she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella
sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close to her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath,

"I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"

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Masamunes Edge
WarLord

Posts: 245
From: Den Bosch, Holland
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 21 July 2001 19:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Masamunes Edge   Click Here to Email Masamunes Edge        Reply w/Quote   

That one's real good...
I do admit I already saw it somewhere, in comic form. Nonetheless, this is still a very nice one...

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Pharaoh
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From: Kentucky, United States
Registered: Jul 2001

posted 22 July 2001 00:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Pharaoh   Click Here to Email Pharaoh        Reply w/Quote   
I haven't saw any comics about this one. I'm not good at coming up with jokes and I wouldn't dare try to come up with one because no one would get it. I just found a couple that I liked from a site and posted them on here because I thought everyone else might want to see them. If I ever do come up with one myself I'll post it on here. It's untelling how corny it will be.

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Masamunes Edge
WarLord

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From: Den Bosch, Holland
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 22 July 2001 05:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Masamunes Edge   Click Here to Email Masamunes Edge        Reply w/Quote   
Hey, even if they're corny, there's always SOMEONE who likes them. And why should anyone mind where you get your jokes? As long as they're funny to someone...

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