John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly dove into the
deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in
and saved him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled John out.The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately
ordered that David be discharged from the Mental Hospital, as he considered
him to be OK.
The Doctor said, "We have good news and bad news for you, David! The good
news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your
senses. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient you must be
mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient whom you saved hung
himself
in the bathroom and died."
"No, no, no, Doctor," explained David. "He didn't hang himself. I hung him
there to dry."
This is only a joke and well Please no offense. I know people that have taken offense due to a family member is in one.
then again I heard this one from my uncle who's in one to it's a 50-50
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