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Pharaoh
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From: Kentucky, United States
Registered: Jul 2001

posted 21 July 2001 18:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Pharaoh   Click Here to Email Pharaoh        Reply w/Quote   
A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the
airport after midnight, and while enroute to his home, asked the driver if he
would be a witness, as he suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected
to catch her in the act. The driver agreed, and they both tiptoed into the bedroom,
turned on the lights, pulled back the blanket. There she was, in bed with another man.

The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife shouted, "Don't do it!
This man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I
bought for you? Who do you think paid for our new boat? He did!" The husband looked
over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do in a case like this?"

The cabbie smiled and answered, "I'd cover him up before he catches cold."

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