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FeistyGirl
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posted 13 February 2002 12:02     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Here it is: undeniable mathematical proof that girls really are evil:

Girls require time and money:

GIRLS = TIME x MONEY

And we all know that time is money:

TIME = MONEY

Which gives us:

GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY = (MONEY)^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil:

MONEY = SQRT(EVIL)

Which gives us:

GIRLS = (SQRT(EVIL))^2

Which means:

GIRLS = EVIL

(but you all knew that already...)

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Axalon
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posted 13 February 2002 13:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
~>>>>>>>>~ "LADY EVIL" ~<<<<<<<<~ lyrics by R.J.D.

There's a Place Just South of Witche's Palace
Where They Say the Wind Won't Blow
And They Only Speak in Whispers of Her Name
There's a Lady They Say Who Feeds the Darkness
It Eats Right from Her Hand
With a Icy Cry, She'll pierce the sky
And Freeze You Where You Stand

Lady Evil ... Evil ...
She's a Magical Mystical Woman
Lady Evil ... Evil in My Mind
She's the Queen of the Night

There's a Place Just South of Witche's Valley
Where They Say the Rain Won't Fall
And Thunder Cracks the Sky, and Makes it Bleed
There's a Lady They Say Who Needs the Darkness
And Swallows Up the Light
With an Fiery Sigh, She'll Scorch the Sky
And Burn You through Your Darkest Night

Lady Evil ... Evil ...
She's a Magical Mystical Woman
Lady Evil ... Evil on My Mind
She's the Queen of the Night

So if You Ever Get to Witche's Valley
Don't Dream or Close Your Eyes
And Never Trust Your Shadows in the Dark
There's a Lady I Know Who Takes Your Vision
And Twists it All Around
The Things You See, and What You'll Be
Forever Lost and Never Found

Lady Evil ... Evil ...
Evil in My Mind
She's the Queen of the Night

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[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 25 February 2002).]

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MPHG
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posted 13 February 2002 15:33     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
not all ladies are evil.
I knew a girl that just wanted to talk.

nothing more, just free talking over a cup of tea. oh well at least i get to talk to her over the net and phone still

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jbouley
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posted 13 February 2002 15:53     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
Evil though she may be by mathematical calculation, I love my wife all the same and wouldn't trade her for any other cute bundle of evil (except maybe Gwen Stefani of No Doubt... )

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Mephistopheles
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posted 14 February 2002 08:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
Im not sure if I should say some or evil or all are evil. Hmmm.... Ay i guess only some are evil.


And Gwen of NO DOUBT is fine. Im glad she dont have pink hair no more - I didnt like that.


Ight - U all have anice day/night - Ima' go grab some COFFEEE!!

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WaxMonkey
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posted 14 February 2002 09:46     Click Here to See the Profile for WaxMonkey   Click Here to Email WaxMonkey        Reply w/Quote   
Like I needed mathematical proof of this???

By the way is there some equation that proves men are actually pigs?

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FeistyGirl
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posted 14 February 2002 09:54     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
yeah...

MEN = PIGS

lol

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Mephistopheles
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posted 14 February 2002 10:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
SCHWEIN?? Hmmm.... Na' where nice were not pigs see =o) krapp thats ma' bad day face.

haha


Ok Im done here - Xtra' TestIKALZ is gunna make ay call home -


Now kidz u play nice - OR NO COOKIES L8ER


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jbouley
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posted 14 February 2002 15:51     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
quote:
Originally posted by Mephistopheles:
And Gwen of NO DOUBT is fine. Im glad she dont have pink hair no more - I didnt like that.

More than being attractive, she has personality, spunk, wit and just a decent level of "coolness." Hell, even my wife approves. Tells me that if I'm gonna have a tryst with someone, she would be willing to give her blessing with regard to Gwen.

Too bad for me that (a) I'm awfully unlikely to ever get the chance, and (b) would probably feel too guilty to do it even if I had the chance (then again, I am a man, so the "pig" gene might override my conscience in this one case).

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Deathscythe
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posted 14 February 2002 20:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Deathscythe   Click Here to Email Deathscythe        Reply w/Quote   Visit Deathscythe's Homepage!
this is how i mathematically calculate girls...


girls = money + time

evil = girls

girls + evil = PLEASURE

does i got it right?


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Axalon
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posted 14 February 2002 20:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Deathscythe:
this is how i mathematically calculate girls...


girls = money + time

evil = girls

girls + evil = PLEASURE

does i got it right?


*Diddo* ... it sounds cool to me

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Deathscythe
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posted 14 February 2002 21:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Deathscythe   Click Here to Email Deathscythe        Reply w/Quote   Visit Deathscythe's Homepage!
hehehe i guess axalon seems to agree...LOL

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Axalon
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posted 14 February 2002 22:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Send Me All of Your Evil Women, so When I Send Them Back To You, They Shall Be Beyond Evil!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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RexxLaww
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posted 20 February 2002 13:29     Click Here to See the Profile for RexxLaww   Click Here to Email RexxLaww        Reply w/Quote   Visit RexxLaww's Homepage!
Some critical calculations left out here peeps.

Using the previous formulae, let us expound on it.

Evil Gyrlz * Time = Relationship
Relationship/Emotions = Marriage
Marriage + Time - (Emotions/Care) = Divorce
Divorce + Lawyer + Court System + Alimony = Evil Ex Wives

See, the core trait here of all Gyrlz is Evil. No matter what you do, cant get it out of them.

"Ex Wives. Cant live with 'em, cant kill 'em, pass the beer nuts."

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Axalon
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posted 20 February 2002 14:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
*RexxLaww ... A mysterious warrior rising out of the ashes, like a Phoenix reborn ... wielding his bloody sword, he slices his way throughout the forums, carving out a frenzy of slashing posts, for all of us to see and wonder.

Well, I've seen you about, from time to time ... the avatar warrior, wielding high his bloody sword ... now suddenly making new posts everywhere ... *cool* ... it's good to see you getting into the fray of things, I never had a chance to say, "Hi" ... well hello, RexxLaww, glad you could join us.

Ah, now, this new calculation of yours ... adds more evidence to the equation: Gyrlz = Evil ... yes, you can't get it out of them ... and I wouldn't want to. I like my Gyrlz with a little Devil in them ... although I wouldn't mind exorcising the divorce, lawyer, alimony demons out of them ... I haven't been there yet, but when I do ... I would very much like these demons slain ... perhaps with your sword, and some of my dragon fire ... it would be quite an achievement, for all mankind ... a very noble and heroic deed, indeed. LOL

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[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 20 February 2002).]

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Deathscythe
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posted 21 February 2002 16:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Deathscythe   Click Here to Email Deathscythe        Reply w/Quote   Visit Deathscythe's Homepage!
hehehe i dont want that divorce to be happen in my wife...lolz

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Axalon
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posted 22 February 2002 11:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
The Ultimate Proof that Girls are Truly Evil:

*Lie to them and they'll give you the Universe.

*Tell them the truth and they'll give you Oblivion.

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[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 22 February 2002).]

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General Nutt
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posted 23 February 2002 18:44     Click Here to See the Profile for General Nutt   Click Here to Email General Nutt        Reply w/Quote   
lol, love the above posts too bad they're true, as for not all women all evil, HA!! maybe you have just not seen it yet evil is eternal, don't let your guard down.

YA all men a pigs, dogs, but that's honest not evil.

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johnny-b!
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posted 24 February 2002 20:01     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
and to respond to ur post feiry, is there proof men are pigs? Well here's the equation:
Men=Food
Food+Men= Stuffed Faces
Stuffed Faces= men are pigs!
Does that answer your question?

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Axalon
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posted 25 February 2002 11:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Men are not pigs at all .. We are actually horny devils. (and women are a lot closer to succubi than they think ) LOL!!

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posted 25 February 2002 13:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Squirrel_Farmer   Click Here to Email Squirrel_Farmer        Reply w/Quote   
If someone starts singing "manner sind schweine" i'm going to kill myself

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