the Phrozen Forums
  Humor
  Top 25 TRUE Country Songs

Post New Topic  Post A Reply
profile | register | preferences | faq | search

UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone! next newest topic | next oldest topic
Author Topic:   Top 25 TRUE Country Songs
Squall
WarLord

Posts: 229
From: One Proud American
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 07 August 2001 19:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Squall   Click Here to Email Squall        Reply w/Quote   
TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

------------------
Under wondering stars i've grown
By myself but not alone
I ASK NO ONE!
...and my ties are severed clean
The less i have the more i gain
Off the beaten path i riegn
Rover,Wanderer
Nomad,Vagabond
Call me what you will....

IP Logged

iowan
Forum Admin.

Posts: 766
From: Netherlands
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 08 August 2001 02:30     Click Here to See the Profile for iowan   Click Here to Email iowan        Reply w/Quote   Visit iowan's Homepage!
yihaa !!! now that makes a dutch redneck's heart beat faster

IP Logged

Mephansteras
Moderator

Posts: 970
From: San Diego, CA USA
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 08 August 2001 11:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephansteras   Click Here to Email Mephansteras        Reply w/Quote   Visit Mephansteras's Homepage!
A dutch redneck...now THAT'S one I havn't heard of before!

------------------
-Mephansteras

Don't take life to seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive!

Download my mod: Tides Of War

IP Logged

jbouley
Forum Admin.

Posts: 4907
From: Portland, Maine, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 08 August 2001 13:18     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
Acckkk! My mom listened to C&W music...this brought back too many bad memories.

Funny thing is, the title is of #5 has the perfect rhythm and number of syllables to subsitute for a real C&W song titled "You're the reason God made Oklahoma."

Here's an honest-to-God real-life C&W song title (well, if it isn't the title, it's at least the main phrase repeated in the song over and over) that will never leave my memory:

"Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life."

In all honesty, I do like a couple country songs...among them "Take this job and shove it," "The Devil went down to Georgia," and "The Gambler." But I wouldn't admit that to too many people I meet face-to-face.

------------------
- JEFF
"A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer."
Visit my mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

[This message has been edited by jbouley (edited 08 August 2001).]

IP Logged

StormFX
Squire

Posts: 29
From: Greenvile
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 19 August 2001 22:21     Click Here to See the Profile for StormFX   Click Here to Email StormFX        Reply w/Quote   
Country (AINT) bad .... it (AINT) bad at tall.

------------------
Make www.planetdiablo.com/es you START_UP page.

IP Logged

jbouley
Forum Admin.

Posts: 4907
From: Portland, Maine, USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 19 August 2001 23:07     Click Here to See the Profile for jbouley   Click Here to Email jbouley        Reply w/Quote   Visit jbouley's Homepage!
'tain't as bad as elevator music or any "lite jazz" tunes (Kenny G, Yaani, John Tesh, etc.)...that's fer damn sure.

But the Eagles (the older stuff), Kansas, Credence Clearwater Revival...that's about as country as I generally like to get.

Then again, I grew up in Silicon Valley...which isn't exactly the biggest country music haven on the planet.

------------------
- JEFF
"A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer."
Visit my mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

IP Logged

Kingrames
Serf

Posts: 2
From: Dallas County, TX, USA
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 29 August 2001 16:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Kingrames   Click Here to Email Kingrames        Reply w/Quote   Visit Kingrames's Homepage!
you forgot "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

------------------
Destroyer of Plastic Cups

IP Logged

All times are Central Standard Time

next newest topic | next oldest topic

Administrative Options: Close Topic | Archive/Move | Delete Topic
Post New Topic  Post A Reply
Hop to:

Contact Us | The PhrozenKeep

© PhrozenKeep.com . all buttons made by the Evilenglishman . swords and shields by DigiBO.


Ultimate Bulletin Board 5.47c