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MPHG
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posted 16 March 2002 11:52     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
c'mon you too don't make me spray ya down with the hose.

a nice hug here or there is quite refreshing.
I like a hig every now and then, hmm well more people like to be hugged then me, hmmm well i hate to be hugged. Right Stop with the silliness and get on with it!

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 11:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm ... We never did hear a peep from Hawk2112 after that post?? I guess you did incinerate him after all .. COOL!! ('twas a double cool)

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 12:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Ok, Ok .. (((((BIG GROUP HUG)))))

and for MPHG (((((HUGE HOT HUG)))))

and also ... (((((BIG HOT KISS)))))

LOL!! hehehe

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MPHG
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posted 16 March 2002 12:03     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
gwa?!?

blah oh well maybe next one I get will be someone from the opposite gender. Perferibly real instead of text ,but hey either way I'd be lucky.

Ah yes the loney life of a programmer.
they are only 1 step higher then a accountant

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FeistyGirl
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posted 16 March 2002 12:04     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by MPHG:
...maybe next one I get will be someone from the opposite gender.

(((((HUGE HOT HUG)))))

and also ... (((((BIG HOT KISS)))))

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 12:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
See??? Jess luvs ya too!!

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MPHG
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posted 16 March 2002 12:17     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
thats nice too hear ,read ,umm something lol

oh well back to work
need to complete music revamp for DQ mod

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 12:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
*Hmmm .. I bet he has a smile a mile wide!

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MPHG
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posted 16 March 2002 12:25     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
for me to smile i need abit more then text.
also hugging a cpu monitor would look alittle weird don'tcha think

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 12:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
LOL!! Yes, the monitor hugging would look silly ... It's the telepathic thought that counts *(and don't squeeze that monitor too hard, you know she's very delicate!)

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[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 16 March 2002).]

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FeistyGirl
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posted 16 March 2002 12:34     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
not as weird as LICKING the monitor screen

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 12:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
ROTFLMAO!! (again) *What a crazy saturday afternoon

Feisty, Don't lick that monitor like THAT!! You don't know where it's been!!!

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posted 16 March 2002 12:49     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
now whats the point of licking it?
to hug the mainframe is one thing ,but licking it?

this is a fine afternoon indeed, I'd hate to see what you people do with your spare time while your not posting on these boards.

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Axalon
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posted 16 March 2002 13:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Ok, all this talk about the monitor is starting get spooky .. Now I look at MY monitor and I think it's winking back at me or something??? .. It's a rainy, lazy afternoon up here .. what better way to pass (kill) time than to chat on these cool forums???

*Hmmm .. there's actually quite a few a things a could and should be doing *(some of them even important) at the moment .. but this is kinda fun *(me crazy like you ) in a strange but interesting way *(closer to strange) wa??

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BMW
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posted 16 March 2002 21:20     Click Here to See the Profile for BMW   Click Here to Email BMW        Reply w/Quote   Visit BMW's Homepage!
Sheesh you guys need to learn how to do a proper group hug. Let the Teletubbies show you how.

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posted 16 March 2002 21:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by MPHG:
this is a fine afternoon indeed, I'd hate to see what you people do with your spare time while your not posting on these boards.

During our free time we get stoned and watch Pink Floyd shows at the planetarium

C'mon, no way, that's so... 1900's. In my free time I try assimilate what Weird Al Yankovic is trying to tell all of us

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posted 17 March 2002 09:57     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Weird Al rules!

Someone told me once when i had me beard shaved i looked like him

then again i do have the shirt to match his
also most of his albums yup it's all good

and now back to your program of this morning
: uts on a record of men without hats:safty dance::

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posted 17 March 2002 14:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
NO!! NO!! NOT "The Teletubbies" AND "Weird Al"!!!

*(((Must hold on to my sanity!!!)))

Need to get stoned and watch Pink Floyd shows at the planetarium!!! Perhaps my only chance for survival!!!

*Axalon tears down "The Wall" only to find a race of highly evolved penguins singing "Stairway to Heaven" in perfect unison!!!

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posted 17 March 2002 16:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
*Da3MoN peers through the wall and beckons to the penguins to join our reality.

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posted 17 March 2002 18:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
*By the beckoning of Da3Mon they waddle through the whole in the wall and into our reality .. all the while loudly singing in perfect unison ...

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to heaven" ...

"When she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed with a word she can get what she came for" ...

*Robert Plant & Jimmy Page look on in astonishment as Axalon leads the way and sings along proudly with the highly evolved penguins ... leading the way into a brave new world

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posted 17 March 2002 18:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
*greeted warmly, the people of this world prepare a vast kingdom for the penguins. First among the penguins requests is that FeistyGirl be the royal group hugger!

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Axalon
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posted 17 March 2002 18:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
ROTFLMAO!!! hehehe ..

*Now they eagerly await FeistyGirls' response .. as a sudden hush fills this brave new world.

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posted 17 March 2002 21:46     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
*FeistyGirl steps up on the soapbox (icebox?) as a hushed silence falls over the multitude of penguins. She smiles an evil grin and begins to lead the penguins in that famous penguin chant: "Doobie, Doobie Doooo..."

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MPHG
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posted 17 March 2002 21:54     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Da penguin did it, don'tcha see the penguin.

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Axalon
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posted 18 March 2002 01:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
*Ooohh Nooo?? FeistyGirl has just turned our "brave new world" into a "very silly brave new world!!" .. hmmm .. actually, this is very cool thing .. Hail, Feisty!!

MPHG?? Where do you find these things?? LOL!! .. I see it!! I see the penguin!! waack, waack, waack, waack!!

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