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iowan
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Posts: 766
From: Netherlands
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 05 August 2001 18:00     Click Here to See the Profile for iowan   Click Here to Email iowan        Reply w/Quote   Visit iowan's Homepage!
for those who want to make windows better , here's the source code , knock yaself out

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: MAY 1998
$History$
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}

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Mephistopheles
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Posts: 1131
From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet)
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 05 August 2001 19:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
Funny, 2 thumbs up

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stargazer79
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Posts: 883
From: Sweden
Registered: Jun 2001

posted 06 August 2001 16:44     Click Here to See the Profile for stargazer79   Click Here to Email stargazer79        Reply w/Quote   Visit stargazer79's Homepage!
LOL... oh dear... lol.... soudns about right.. lol. might show that to my dad 2morra.. he will appreciate that... (he programs c... now why dont i ask him for some coding instructions.. (smacks head)

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Zhoulomcrist
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Posts: 3239
From: USA
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 09 August 2001 03:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Alright, I tried compiling that using a C/C++ compiler under Redhat Linux 6.1. The following compiler errors ocurred. Output taken from an open X-Windows terminal.

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[root@zhoulomcrypt /Vault/Junk]# rpm --rebuild win98-23.1-666.src.rpm

Warning: This source requires Microsoft Visual C++ Version 666 to compile properly. Continue? (Yes/Yes) (0 Sec. remaining before execution):

COMPILER ERROR: /win98/src/unused/win32stableOS.cpp No such file or directory.

/win98/src/error/win32crash.cpp Invalid syntax (Line32: $*(@#_$*!@+$*+#@$(@+$#+$).

/win98/src/money/msmoney.cpp Value exceeds 65535 (Line24: setvar MS-MONEY = 999,999,999,999,999,999 * 999,999,999,999,999,999)

/win98/src/assimilation/allyoursystem.cpp Unknown function call (Line65: Call ALL-YOUR-SYSTEM-ARE-BELONG-TO-US() )

Fatal error: win98-23.1-666.src.rpm failed to compile properly. System has been halted to prevent take over from Bill Gates's OS.

Sending all processes the TERM signal

System halted
Power down

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Great. More junk. Just what I'd expect to find in a sewer.

[This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 10 August 2001).]

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An evil force
Serf

Posts: 16
From: Israel
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 09 August 2001 05:16     Click Here to See the Profile for An evil force   Click Here to Email An evil force        Reply w/Quote   
1)After trying to connect ones I got this:

Connecting...
Verifying user name and password...
Sending user name and password data to microsoft...

2)After playing D2 for a while I got this error:
Fatal error
C:\WINDOWS\Virus\Anti.exe
Windows does not allow anti viruses. time until depletiong: 0 seconds.

I could never find my anti virus again. odd.

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Thunder
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Posts: 429
From: Greece
Registered: Jul 2001

posted 15 August 2001 14:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Thunder   Click Here to Email Thunder        Reply w/Quote   
Lol, very funny!

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AJ
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Posts: 9
From: chicago
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 23 August 2001 23:04     Click Here to See the Profile for AJ        Reply w/Quote   
heh!

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