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Skylancer
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Registered: Jul 2001

posted 08 August 2001 06:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Skylancer        Reply w/Quote   
I found these on the internet.

There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp. The genie came out and said," Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said, "Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish. "Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says,"You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says," Yeah,yeah.I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says, "I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"

This panda walks into a bar. He sits down at a table. A waiter comes, and the panda orders his food, and eats it. Then, he pulls out a gun and blows the brains out of the waiter. Then he gets up and is about to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey, you just shot my waiter! Where do you think you're going?" And the panda says, "I'm a panda! Look it up!" So the bartender looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It reads: "Fur-bearing mammal, lives in Australia. EATS CHUTES AND LEAVES."

Tell me what you think.

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Squall
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Posts: 229
From: One Proud American
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 14 August 2001 21:41     Click Here to See the Profile for Squall   Click Here to Email Squall        Reply w/Quote   
lol good ones,but the panda one,eh eh eh i got another one like that,but i would get banned if i told it!

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Everybody loves stars
Everyone fell
Into her world she made here
Where everybody rates love
But I don't care
Cause it's her world, she made me
You think your half as good as me
The only thing you'll ever be
Is just a way for me to bleed
On this stage

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ace
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Posts: 417
From: israel
Registered: May 2001

posted 17 August 2001 18:57     Click Here to See the Profile for ace        Reply w/Quote   Visit ace's Homepage!
i know that one squall.
anyway listen to this one
3 men r hanging out and they find a bottle. they rub it and out pops a genie. the genie thnx them for being free and says that if they jump and yell something then they'll land in a poolfull of it.
the first one jumps right away jumps and yells dollars.
bang he lands in a pool packed with dollars.
the next one thinks a while junps and yells gold.
bang into a pool full of gold
the last one jumps,
he forgot what he wanted so out of frustration he yelled out ****

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Mephistopheles
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Posts: 1131
From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet)
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 17 August 2001 20:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Squall:
lol good ones,but the panda one,eh eh eh i got another one like that,but i would get banned if i told it!


Could you email me the joke I would really like to hear it.

Thanks

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WE LIVE TO KILL
AND KILL TO LIVE
THE PRINCIPLE IS
ALWAYS TAKE NEVER GIVE

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AJ
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Posts: 9
From: chicago
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 23 August 2001 23:03     Click Here to See the Profile for AJ        Reply w/Quote   
hehe

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