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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 17:45
Sorry that i felt i needed to correct you , but you may think i'm insane but i haveHoly grail on VHS and DVD along with the special edition DVD (3 copies) Meaning of life and life of brian on VHS (looking for DVD's soon) Monty Python Flying Circus all 14 DVD and I have Season 1~4 on VHS I have the tribute on VHS 1 of the 2 german episodes and a few other random tapes including the Rare Live at hollywood bowl I'm a PythoFanatic! ------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 18:22
Wow.... you really are a pythonatic..... And what else floats on water?.... gravy... small pebbles.... apples..... ------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 19:03
a duck------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 15 March 2002 01:34
ignores everybody else and keeps on kissing Brother Laz:big evil grin:  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 15 March 2002 04:24
Hey...what about me...a noob...don't I get a...you know...um...something like...uh... 
------------------ I just love cats...

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 15 March 2002 07:51
*Da3MoN hands chinesman a pair of coconuts.------------------ (>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 15 March 2002 15:04
lmao....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 04:42
quote: Originally posted by Da3MoN: *Da3MoN hands chinesman a pair of coconuts.
Thanks, but I was expecting "something" from Carina...  BTW: Chineseman's a jerk. Not a wimp. Not a creep. Just a jerk. And maybe an @sshole. 
------------------ I just love cats...

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 09:45
maybe carina would allow you a pair of coconuts... ::BIG evil GRIN::*Da3MoN takes the coconuts from chineseman, leaving him coconutless, hint hint. ------------------ quote: When in doubt... You're probably wrong.

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 18 March 2002 22:18
(whacks Da3MoN with her croquet mallet)  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 04:06
Uhhh... where did the coconuts go?*finds Da3mon, instead of coconuts, in a corner, holding his head, possibly bearing a big lump* 
------------------ I just love cats... Yeah, maybe Carina too...

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 09:54
Haha! I am invincible!*Rubs head some more. ------------------ quote: When in doubt... You're probably wrong.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 12:49
Your pic is making me dizzy..... it is all sideways..... or did it forget to have its v8 today?------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Mephansteras Moderator
   
Posts: 970 From: San Diego, CA USA Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 19 March 2002 12:58
I like you people...you're all silly!  ------------------ -Mephansteras Don't take life to seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive! Download my mod: Tides Of War

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 13:03
i guess in the world of Linux, everything IS sideways.  ------------------ quote: When in doubt... You're probably wrong.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 15:13
Ahhh.... A moderator that I have never seen before.... You guys always pop in at the strangest times.....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Baldrick Moderator
   
Posts: 1334 From: The ShadowHaven Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 19 March 2002 16:00
[taken from the script] KNIGHTS We're knights of the round table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times We're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot. Booming basses. A routine where two XYLOPHONISTS play parts of KNIGHTS' armour producing a pleasing effect. In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot. ARTHUR Hello.
MAN 'Allo. Whoo is eet? ARTHUR I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this? MAN This is the castle of of my master, Guy de Loimbard. ARTHUR Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. MAN Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see? ARTHUR What? GALAHAD He says they've already got one! They are stunned. ARTHUR Are you sure he's got one? MAN Oh yes. It's very nice. * (missing) ARTHUR Well ... can we come up and have a look? MAN Of course not! You are English pigs. ARTHUR Well, what are you then? MAN I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? GALAHAD What are you doing in England? MAN Mind your own business. ARTHUR If you will not show us the Grail we shall storm your castle. Murmurs of assent. MAN You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets. He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry. GALAHAD What a strange person. ARTHUR Now look here, my good man! MAN I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. GALAHAD Is there someone else up there we could talk to? MAN No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. ARTHUR Now this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonab... CUT BACK TO battlements. A cow is led out of a stall. CUT BACK TO ARTHUR. ARTHUR Now that is my final offer. If you are not prepared to agree to my demands I shall be forced to take ... Oh Christ! A cow comes flying over the battlements, lowing aggressively. The cow lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely. * * ROBIN * What a cruel thing to do. * * BEDEVERE * (Choking back tears) * It hadn't even been milked. * ARTHUR Right! Knights! Forward! ARTHUR leads a charge toward the castle. Various shots of them battling on, despite being hit by a variety of farm animals. ARTHUR (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights! Run away! Midst echoing shouts of "run away" the KNIGHTS retreat to cover with the odd cow or goose hitting them still. The KNIGHTS crouch down under cover. LAUNCELOT The sods! I'll tear them apart. ARTHUR (restraining LAUNCELOT from going out and having a go) No! BEDEVERE I have a plan, sir. ------------------ Baldrick Your Mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries! If you leave the k I will have to taunt you a second timea! Keeper of the ShadowHaven and QFG mod assistant developer. [This message has been edited by Baldrick (edited 19 March 2002).]

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 17:02
Maybe we should run away more.....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 20:16
laughs hystericallyThat was rich, Baldrick  ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 19 March 2002 20:55
Bah! any pythonic person could of gotten that script, but can you beat this Baldrick?[song] Ich bin ein Holzfäller und fühl mich stark, Ich schlaf des Nachts und h@ck am Tag. Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume, ich ess mein Brot, Ich geh auf das WC, Am Mittwoch geh ich shopping, Kau Kekse zum Kaffee. Er fällt die Bäume, er isst sein Brot, Er geht auf das WC, Am Mittwoch geht er shopping, Kaut Kekse zum Kaffee. Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume und hüpf und spring, Steck Blumen in die Vas' Ich schlüpf in Frauenkleider Und lümmel mich in Bars. Er fällt die Bäume, er hüpft und springt, Steckt Blumen in die Vas' Er schlüpft in Frauenkleider Und lümmelt sich in Bars...? Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark, Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag. Ich fälle Bäume, trag Stöckelschuh Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter. Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen So wie mein Onkel Walter. Er fällt die Bäume, trägt Stöckelschuh Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter...? ...Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen So wie mein Onkel Walter! [edit:]a german word is cencored so I corrected my spelling sorry for th @ might need to talk to iowan  ------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn
Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor. [This message has been edited by MPHG (edited 19 March 2002).]

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 21:39
What is it with you people and posting in different languages..... sheesh....::: runs to get translator ::: ------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 21:40
Oh and one more thing... it was funny that you locked the other thread...... I actually laughed harder at that then anything else in the thread......------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 19 March 2002 21:47
I can't let people get too carried away now can i  ------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 19 March 2002 22:04
Well.... you can.... but it is not always good too..... it was the whole chocolate syrup thing wasn't it..... it's not my fault I like making chocolate milk......------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 20 March 2002 03:00
Rotflmao! Making Chocolate milk?? LOL!!Hmmm .. Tim, you could of gave us a "fair warning" you know. We would have ended it there .. It's Ok, you probably didn't have enough time anyway It went from chocolate syrup to doing 500 mph in the 20 mph zone in a matter of minutes! .. Don't worry about it .. we still luvs ya a lot! ------------------ As above .. so below gathered by the wind then rooted in the ground only to rise from below then above .. we grow

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