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MPHG
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posted 17 February 2002 17:32     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Hello room service I need the following

a garden hose.
a bottle of baby oil.
and some fertilizer.

[if you wish to play along in this twisted game pick 3 random items and put "hello romm service I need..." Me and a friend did this once for really and had the person that delivers the stuff askin me what do i need this for. ]

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Axalon
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posted 17 February 2002 19:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hello room service I need the following:

975 yards of dental floss

A can of gasoline

And a small rubber ducky

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FeistyGirl
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posted 17 February 2002 20:33     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
ROFL Axalon

Hello, Room Service? Could you please send up:

2 sets of handcuffs

5 gallons of whipped cream

and a shaved goat

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 17 February 2002 20:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Greetings, room service. I require.....

A left-handed monkey wrench.
A board stretcher.

Please send them up here ASAP

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Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!!

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MPHG
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posted 18 February 2002 09:32     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Hello Room service I need

a pair of fuzzy dice
a tub ole mayo
and MS sidewinder joystick

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Bring Back the Classic.
Bring Back the Knowledge.
Bringing back to D2

The Classic

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Axalon
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posted 18 February 2002 10:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hello, room service? I need some stuff really bad!!

A welder's blow-torch

A branding iron with a Z

And a Mother Superior Nun

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"To dream a life, or to live a dream ... only through desire shall the sleeper awaken."

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 18 February 2002 20:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Room service. How do you fare this night. I urgently need the following items *Pulls out a list....

A 6000 Watt Sub-Woofer
A cattle prod
A Giga-sized Peperoni Pizza with a UT logo on it made by the peperonis
A couple strings of firecrackers
A Quad Processor motherboard for use with 4 AMD Thunderbird processors
4 gigabytes of RAM
10 Surround Sound speakers
A 10 foot monitor
A T3 connection to the net
A prayer

Please hurry, the big match is about to begin.

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Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!!

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UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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FeistyGirl
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posted 18 February 2002 21:18     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Greeting, Room Service! Would you kindly send over the following:

a few sticks of butter
some TNT
and my old high school principal

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Axalon
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posted 18 February 2002 21:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Now Zhoul, that's not playing fair, your supposed to list only three items

When does the match begin?? I want to play too.

cattle prod?? Oh, yes, of course.

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 18 February 2002 21:30     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Damn. Only 3 items permitted at any one time.

Well, I guess I'll have to break that down into 3 seperate service calls with 3 sets of 3 items since I listed 9 in there. I'll take care of the 10th item (the prayer) and save them the trouble

*Rigs up the system and charges into the deathmatch arena armed with the Great Pencil Eraser of Doom and the 4000 Giga-Ton Nuke of GOBACKTOHELL (SNEER)

Alright, well, here's a more legitimate call.

Hello again, Room Service. I require....

My old College Algebra Book
My old Algebra Final
A loaded Eightball Cannon

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Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!!

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Axalon
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posted 18 February 2002 21:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
ROFL Zhoul, MPHG, Feisty

Hello, Roooom service, I request the following:

A bag of clean sand

A bag of dirty sand

And the Sandman himself

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SneakyRaven
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posted 19 February 2002 00:04     Click Here to See the Profile for SneakyRaven   Click Here to Email SneakyRaven        Reply w/Quote   Visit SneakyRaven's Homepage!
Hello room service?! I need...

to know whats going on inside the heads of the people at Blizzard

and how the weather will be in 23 years, 4 months, 1 day, 5 hours, and 29 seconds from now.

And a big, fluffy, warm, CLEAN, towel...

thanks...

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FeistyGirl
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posted 19 February 2002 05:23     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Howdy Room Service! Would y'all kindly toss over

a lasso
some tight-fittin' leather chaps
and a wild buckin' bronco

Y'all come on back in time fer the rodeo, y'hear?

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 19 February 2002 07:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Room Service. I need you to get me

A Sniper Rifle
An infrared scope
Ammunition

and get it up here on the double.

*To Baal: Play time's over ya bastard. Better reckon on bringin' more than just yer trash can lid for a shield. Cause I reckon you're fixin' to get it real good now .

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Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!!

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 19 February 2002 07:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Room service. Greetings from the cryptforge again. I need.....

This old tandy PC hauled to the dump
A 25 foot radio antenna for my truck
An accurate weather forecast

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Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!!

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UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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FeistyGirl
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posted 19 February 2002 10:24     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Allo, Room Serveece? I need deez tings right away!

my bathtub filled with lime jello

Hersheys chocolate syrup poured all over my bed

and a wet noodle to beat the maid with

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WaxMonkey
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posted 19 February 2002 11:16     Click Here to See the Profile for WaxMonkey   Click Here to Email WaxMonkey        Reply w/Quote   
Hello, room service?

Please send up the following...pronto!

A tub of manteca
Three female dwarves
A meatloaf

There's an extra dollar in it for you if you throw in a blindfold...

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 19 February 2002 11:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Room service. How do you do? Please get me the following 3 items and quickly.

A flame thrower to get rid of these cursed roaches

A set of earplugs

3rd, tell them noisy brutes next door to shut the hell up before I have to go in there myself and start firin' off red hot flak shards

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Every day is Valentine's Day for the Skaarj, soldier! So, unless you wanna be kissin' & makin' love with their razor blades, you'd best stay on the move and keep firin'!!!!

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UT&T = Reach out and frag someone

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MPHG
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posted 19 February 2002 17:12     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Now Feisty girl has the true intent on the game.
so does Axalon, fer a few.
Wax monkey not bad combo.

Sorry Zhoul,but each one of your means something somewhere and I can see where it's heading.

Now get me ...
A shampoo bottle
some vicks vapor rub
and a national geographic video about prime apes.

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Bring Back the Knowledge.
Bringing back to D2

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johnny-b!
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posted 19 February 2002 20:11     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
Ahola room service, I need these three items immediately, it's urgent!

1. FeistyGirl in my room on my bed
2. An extra bra
3. A rope!

If u can plz get me these three things, I'm gonna use the rope (3) to tie up FeistyGirl (1), then i'm gonna put on the bra (2)! Thxz!

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FeistyGirl
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posted 19 February 2002 20:23     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
*FeistyGirl gets very frightened and runs and hides*

Room service, I need these right away!!

invisible ink
vanishing cream
and a good hiding place

There's someone stalking me, I think...

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 19 February 2002 20:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
SERVICE, get me a....

Cell Phone
Cell Phone Batteries
The Phone Number to the local Law Enforcement Agency

We have a stalker in the hotel on the run.......

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johnny-b!
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posted 19 February 2002 20:40     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
<--hears a knock at his door, and sees room service wit everything but FeistyGirl. Aight then go get me these three items:
1. An ak 47/M4A1 (which ever is easier to find)
2.50 lbs of ammo!
3. A infared sensor.
It's time to hunt down FeistyGirl, even if I have to go through every house in the world!

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Jonathan S. Bowler

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Zhoulomcrist
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posted 19 February 2002 20:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Zhoulomcrist        Reply w/Quote   
Now, yer talkin' Go get 'em!!

*Watches a man exit his room, armed to the teeth. Zhoulom returns the cell phone and phone book, deciding to refrain from calling the law and instead is amused by witnessing a brutal, noisy, and bloody manhunt throughout the hotel.

[This message has been edited by Zhoulomcrist (edited 19 February 2002).]

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MPHG
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posted 19 February 2002 20:48     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Room Service i need

a Bank safe
a few tanks of O2
and the key to the safe to keep Feistygirl safe after the O2 runs out.

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