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Brother Laz
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posted 05 March 2002 03:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Laz   Click Here to Email Brother Laz        Reply w/Quote   
Errr... I don't think it's intentional, but your avatar got a bit distorted to fit the 100x100 space and the cat now has an egghead.

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Though I found it, it would leave me - broken, damned and drained...
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Chineseman
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posted 07 March 2002 03:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
You mean my cat pic is elongated? Well, I'll try to crop the sides and then re-upload the pic. Thanks, Brother Laz.

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 07 March 2002 07:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

I thought it was intentional, because that cat looks really cool this way
Could be mistaken, though...

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Chineseman
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posted 18 March 2002 04:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Hey guys.

Turns out, I don't wanna change the pic's size. It'll make the borders a bit unbalanced.

Ciao!

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Beaver
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posted 18 March 2002 11:41     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Cats with egg heads are cool...... They remind me of these guys that used to be on snl...... the coneheads.....

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 19 March 2002 00:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Rotflmao
The conehead's pet

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Sig? Hmm, can't think of one right now...

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BigStalkerman
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posted 31 March 2002 21:50     Click Here to See the Profile for BigStalkerman   Click Here to Email BigStalkerman        Reply w/Quote   
Was Toonces a conehead?

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DrasKiller
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posted 05 April 2002 07:39     Click Here to See the Profile for DrasKiller   Click Here to Email DrasKiller        Reply w/Quote   
Who is Toonces????

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Vimes
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posted 05 April 2002 08:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Vimes   Click Here to Email Vimes        Reply w/Quote   Visit Vimes's Homepage!
Coneheads... Damn that's old...
Nevertheless, looks quiet like it!
Sure hope no cats are born that way...

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Vimes
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posted 05 April 2002 08:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Vimes   Click Here to Email Vimes        Reply w/Quote   Visit Vimes's Homepage!
Sorry, it took ten minutes before the above post was here... So I did another one because I didn't see it

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What am I doing here?

[This message has been edited by Vimes (edited 05 April 2002).]

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Beaver
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posted 05 April 2002 10:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
so.... what are you doing here?

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 05 April 2002 13:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

That's what I would like to know

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Beaver
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posted 05 April 2002 16:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I don't think he knows which is why there hasn't been a reply yet....

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Vimes
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posted 07 April 2002 12:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Vimes   Click Here to Email Vimes        Reply w/Quote   Visit Vimes's Homepage!
Sorry, just read the replies...
And well, here it is:
My brother invited me, so there I said it...
Happy now?

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Beaver
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posted 07 April 2002 20:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Sure.... I think....

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 08 April 2002 00:14     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

I invited you? Uhuh. I was just telling what a great forum this is and here you are...

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Britannia, beware!!!

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Beaver
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posted 08 April 2002 10:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
AH HAH!!!! Now we have the truth....

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Vimes
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posted 08 April 2002 12:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Vimes   Click Here to Email Vimes        Reply w/Quote   Visit Vimes's Homepage!
Damn you brother! DAMN YOU!!!

Oh well, it's your word against mine right?

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For the last 20 years I've been trying to get a life... Maybe in the next 20 years I'll try harder...

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Beaver
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posted 08 April 2002 12:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Guilty until proven innocent.....

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Vimes
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posted 08 April 2002 13:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Vimes   Click Here to Email Vimes        Reply w/Quote   Visit Vimes's Homepage!
Damn, got to get myself a laywer...

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Carina Flær
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posted 08 April 2002 18:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
Q: You're trapped in a room with a lawyer, a tiger, and a crocodile. You have a pistol with 2 bullets. What do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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MPHG
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posted 08 April 2002 18:51     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
I'm one of the judges on this site show your case...Serfs

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 09 April 2002 00:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Carina Flær:
Q: You're trapped in a room with a lawyer, a tiger, and a crocodile. You have a pistol with 2 bullets. What do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer. Twice.


I would shoot the two animals and kill the lawyer with my bare hands!

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Britannia, beware!!!

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Chineseman
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posted 09 April 2002 01:01     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
I'd shoot myself... twice!

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Beaver
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posted 09 April 2002 10:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I would shoot the lawyer in both his legs. Then I would grab a **** saw and cut him into pieces and feed him to the tiger, and crocodile.....

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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