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Topic: Top 25 TRUE Country Songs
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Squall WarLord
  
Posts: 229 From: One Proud American Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 07 August 2001 19:24
TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even. 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You. 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. 12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. 8. Please Bypass This Heart. 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat. 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles. 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer. And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is... 1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
------------------ Under wondering stars i've grown By myself but not alone I ASK NO ONE! ...and my ties are severed clean The less i have the more i gain Off the beaten path i riegn Rover,Wanderer Nomad,Vagabond Call me what you will....

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iowan Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 766 From: Netherlands Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 08 August 2001 02:30
yihaa !!! now that makes a dutch redneck's heart beat faster

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Mephansteras Moderator
   
Posts: 970 From: San Diego, CA USA Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 08 August 2001 11:15
A dutch redneck...now THAT'S one I havn't heard of before!  ------------------ -Mephansteras Don't take life to seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive! Download my mod: Tides Of War

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 08 August 2001 13:18
Acckkk! My mom listened to C&W music...this brought back too many bad memories.  Funny thing is, the title is of #5 has the perfect rhythm and number of syllables to subsitute for a real C&W song titled "You're the reason God made Oklahoma." Here's an honest-to-God real-life C&W song title (well, if it isn't the title, it's at least the main phrase repeated in the song over and over) that will never leave my memory: "Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life." In all honesty, I do like a couple country songs...among them "Take this job and shove it," "The Devil went down to Georgia," and "The Gambler." But I wouldn't admit that to too many people I meet face-to-face.  ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." Visit my mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary
[This message has been edited by jbouley (edited 08 August 2001).]

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StormFX Squire

Posts: 29 From: Greenvile Registered: Aug 2001 |
posted 19 August 2001 22:21
Country (AINT) bad .... it (AINT) bad at tall.------------------ Make www.planetdiablo.com/es you START_UP page.

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 19 August 2001 23:07
'tain't as bad as elevator music or any "lite jazz" tunes (Kenny G, Yaani, John Tesh, etc.)...that's fer damn sure.But the Eagles (the older stuff), Kansas, Credence Clearwater Revival...that's about as country as I generally like to get.  Then again, I grew up in Silicon Valley...which isn't exactly the biggest country music haven on the planet. ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." Visit my mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Kingrames Serf
Posts: 2 From: Dallas County, TX, USA Registered: Aug 2001 |
posted 29 August 2001 16:56
you forgot "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"------------------ Destroyer of Plastic Cups

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