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Carina Flær
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 561
From: Akihabara, Japan
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 11 March 2002 20:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
There are only 3 types of men:
[1] Wimps
[2] Jerks
[3] Creeps

I think I'm in love... with another girl.

Edit: Must... replace... radio-clock wakeup song...

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" In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

[This message has been edited by Carina Flær (edited 11 March 2002).]

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General Nutt
Lord

Posts: 123
From: Great White North
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 11 March 2002 20:56     Click Here to See the Profile for General Nutt   Click Here to Email General Nutt        Reply w/Quote   
oh my!

edited out, don't want a number 4 added
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Baldrick
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Posts: 1334
From: The ShadowHaven
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 11 March 2002 22:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Baldrick   Click Here to Email Baldrick        Reply w/Quote   
hmmmmmm atleast im a killer rabbit, so i don't have to choose!

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Baldrick
Leave out the k at the end and i'll bite your arms off before you know your being attacked.
Keeper of the
ShadowHaven and QFG mod assistant developer.

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Murgen
Knight

Posts: 66
From: France
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 11 March 2002 23:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Murgen        Reply w/Quote   
And what is the type of girl you are [a],[b] or [c] ?

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When you're on Mars, you don't care about the weather on Earth

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Jolly_Reaper
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 384
From: The Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 12 March 2002 00:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

I am quite friendly and always ready to help someone out. In which category does that belong? (Wimps? )
I am certainly not creepy (I think) and jerks, well, there are enough jerks in the world (especially in The Netherlands) that I decided not to be one.

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Anyone recognizes my avatar? First one who knows where he's from is a really smart person. :)

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WoTRaptoR
WarLord

Posts: 241
From: Santee, CA, USA
Registered: Aug 2001

posted 12 March 2002 15:26     Click Here to See the Profile for WoTRaptoR   Click Here to Email WoTRaptoR        Reply w/Quote   
I think I've just been slandered for no apparent reason...

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"With Fear, serve with death. Glee with fear, kiss thy child. Perhaps he shall bestow thou into oblivion in vain. Amen" - Alexander Anderson

"In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen." - Saying from Hellsing

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 12 March 2002 15:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Carina Flær:
There are only 3 types of men:
[1] Wimps
[2] Jerks
[3] Creeps

I think I'm in love... with another girl.
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" In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "



Hmmm .. there would be five types, actually.

But, being a God, unlike mortal men .. I wouldn't be any of these things. .. Immortality has it's advantages.

In love with another girl, eh? I'm in love with a lot of other girls. .. which "one" do you mean???


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"A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Da3MoN
Knight

Posts: 73
From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 12 March 2002 16:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
Seeing as I am the spawn of kirby (>°o°)>
I would fall into the unmentioned category..

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Brother Laz
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Posts: 1134
From: the place where angels watch...
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 14 March 2002 02:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Laz   Click Here to Email Brother Laz        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Carina Flær:
There are only 3 types of men:
[1] Wimps
[2] Jerks
[3] Creeps

I think I'm in love... with another girl.


Heart breaks...

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*lights dynamite fuse*

You hear that Carina? That's dynamite! So you bett-

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Let this tome serve as a warning. This is a forbidden place. Horazon, master of the disciplines that twist the very fabric of the game code, promises death to those who pass beyond the txt files. You have been admonished.
-piece of advice about hex editing on the D1 disk

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Carina Flær
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Posts: 561
From: Akihabara, Japan
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 14 March 2002 04:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
Heyyy, don't wig out on me, Brother Laz dahrling! This is the Humour Forum, ain't it? You're too serious for your own good

(pulls Brother Laz to a corner and starts kissing him)

Relax ~ "She" is my reflection I see in the mirror every day. I'm a narcissist

Edit: Bad typo! Sit!

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" In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Brother Laz
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Posts: 1134
From: the place where angels watch...
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 14 March 2002 04:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Laz   Click Here to Email Brother Laz        Reply w/Quote   
*GRIN*

The Mirror of (h)Avoc... bane of all women over the age of 25. Had the same idea too. Named an unique after it. Dark Adonis.

Heyyy... let's test if negative bonuses based on Clvl work. Would be nice for those uniques such as Golden Youth & Mirror of Avoc. Carina, you are my muse!

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Let this tome serve as a warning. This is a forbidden place. Horazon, master of the disciplines that twist the very fabric of the game code, promises death to those who pass beyond the txt files. You have been admonished.
-piece of advice about hex editing on the D1 disk

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KillBurn
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Posts: 440
From: Norway
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 14 March 2002 07:05     Click Here to See the Profile for KillBurn   Click Here to Email KillBurn        Reply w/Quote   
ohh now im jealous Brother Laz gets the pretty girl and he has the coolest mod

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my people have been long without tp.. no man should be without tp...bow down for the allmighty bungholio!

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MPHG
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Posts: 1693
From: simwhere
Registered: Jun 2001

posted 14 March 2002 08:24     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
So what class of person would I fall under
carina?

From my posting styles you can learn alot from a person.

aren't their other types as well?

[4] Intellecuals (some spelling require i belive)

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Remeber to have your Deed recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Axalon
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Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 14 March 2002 10:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by MPHG:
So what class of person would I fall under
carina?

From my posting styles you can learn alot from a person.

aren't their other types as well?

[4] Intellecuals (some spelling require i belive)




You would be one of the very rare good and cool guys, MPHG .. and of course, very intelligent also

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"A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Beaver
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 1682
From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 14 March 2002 13:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Well, I guess I need to start hanging out in here too.... very interesting posts.... so being a narcissist, does that mean that..... oh nevermind.....

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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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MPHG
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Posts: 1693
From: simwhere
Registered: Jun 2001

posted 14 March 2002 13:47     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
beaver did you just follow these instructions?

[1] Open mouth
[2] raise foot
[3] insert foot into open mouth
[4] close mouth

c'mon beav i know you have it in ya
c'mon or i'll bite your legs off.
chicken chicken

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Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn

Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Axalon
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From: New England, USA
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posted 14 March 2002 14:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
ROTFLMAO!!!! hehehe .. Bite it off Beaver!! Don't let him call you a chicken!! LOL!! hehehe

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"A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Baldrick
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Posts: 1334
From: The ShadowHaven
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 14 March 2002 14:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Baldrick   Click Here to Email Baldrick        Reply w/Quote   
Oh no! Im now a man! well im french so no one gets near me without getting taunted! You say nothing about me you silly Japanese K...kanigget.
So i fit in this category:
[5] Taunter

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Baldrick
Your Mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!
If you leave the k I will have to taunt you a second timea!
Keeper of the
ShadowHaven and QFG mod assistant developer.

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Da3MoN
Knight

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From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 14 March 2002 15:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
Youre motheir waas ay hamsteir and your fatheir smeilt off Elderrberriess! You Englishe Pig dog!

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(>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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Beaver
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From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 14 March 2002 15:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Oh wahat are you going to do..... Bleed on me?

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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Da3MoN
Knight

Posts: 73
From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 14 March 2002 15:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
Come back here, you! I am INVINCIBLE!

-You're a loon, 's what YOU are. Come Patsy!

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(>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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Beaver
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Posts: 1682
From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 14 March 2002 15:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
We must be given spankings.... spankings spankings.... and after the spankings the .......

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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Da3MoN
Knight

Posts: 73
From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 14 March 2002 16:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
ORal sechs!

-Well i could stay a BIT longer.

Sir Gallahad! Sir Gallahad, come, you are in great peril!

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(>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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MPHG
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Posts: 1693
From: simwhere
Registered: Jun 2001

posted 14 March 2002 16:35     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
quote:
Originally posted by Da3MoN:

-You're a loon, 's what YOU are. Come Patsy!


got that wrong ,and being a HUGE MP fan i must correct you.

Arthur:your a loony
B Knight:What?
Arthur:you are
B Knight:come on pansy
Arthur: I'll have your leg
B Knight: <bashes into arthur>
Arthur: RIGHT! <chops off B knight leg>

much better

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Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn

Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Da3MoN
Knight

Posts: 73
From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 14 March 2002 16:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
sorry about that! i was going from old memory... haven't seen the movie in many years. but it's a classic.

A witch! A witch! We have a witch!
BURN HER! BUUUURRN HER!!!

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(>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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