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Carina Flær
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From: Akihabara, Japan
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posted 18 March 2002 02:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
Ugh, penguins... are.... evil... *coughLinuxcough*

(whips out a flamethrower)

Penguin steaks on the house!

:big evil grin:

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Brother Laz
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posted 18 March 2002 02:57     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Laz   Click Here to Email Brother Laz        Reply w/Quote   
Found a piece of paper on my desk this morning. Surprise from a friend.

'Linux is free!'

Wrote my own message on the back and put it on his desk.

'Windows works!'

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I have called you by your True Name, D2Game.dll, and I command you to do my bidding.

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Carina Flær
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posted 18 March 2002 03:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
(is fighting her growing obsession with Brother Laz)

Edit: Slam dunk. Ouch.

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" In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

[This message has been edited by Carina Flær (edited 18 March 2002).]

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Beaver
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posted 18 March 2002 11:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I hope that a shrink never finds his way in here.... I am not real sure that there would be enough straight jackets to go around.....

I do hate that I missed the whole nin, closer, conversation...... I have some interesting stories on that one..... ::: huge evil grin :::

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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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MPHG
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posted 18 March 2002 11:58     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
their coming to take me away ha ha
their coming to take me away ho ho
to the happy home where life is beatiful
all the time and i'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
their coming to take me away ha haaaaaa.

~ Napolion 14 i belive

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Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn

Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Beaver
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posted 18 March 2002 13:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
SOILENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE........

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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Da3MoN
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posted 18 March 2002 14:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
Carina leaves no penguins... not even stuffed ones. :'(

http://ferrets.net/noc_cam/Penguins.jpg
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When in doubt...
You're probably wrong.

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MPHG
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posted 18 March 2002 19:40     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!

oh no you made him mad

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Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Carina Flær
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posted 18 March 2002 22:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
(whacks MPHG's penguin into Lower Earth Orbit with her croquet mallet)

Edit: Yo Da3MoN, nice image, Linux penguins committing suicide

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" In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

[This message has been edited by Carina Flær (edited 18 March 2002).]

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Da3MoN
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posted 19 March 2002 09:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
I would show my true face... but the penguins leave more to the imagination.

Linux is cool because it's open source...

HOWEVER

their mascots realized that everything was still sticking to windows, and decided it wasn't worth it anymore.

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You're probably wrong.

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 12:50     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Sad.... truly truly sad..... poor penguins....

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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Axalon
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posted 19 March 2002 15:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm!!! Let it be known that "The Highly Evolved Penguins From The Parallel Universe" do not endorse Linux in anyway conceivable!! .. AND .. after they entered our reality through the whole in "The Wall" singing "Stairway To Heaven" in perfect unison (thanks to me and Da3MoN) ... they ex-quantumly deconstructed the Linux Source Code (similar to the unraveling of every known genetic code in ALL the infinite number of universes) by reversing the "Anti-Anti-Anti-Dark Matter Aeon Flux Tuetoniculecular Klatuu-less Nosenpicaru-U2345x8.79^Zxy/52>eq*9 Raa" .. resulting in no more Linux when the clock strikes 2 minutes to midnight @Bolivia watch time!!! .. Hmmm .. Yes, they are pi'ssed, but they forgive and forget

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As above .. so below
gathered by the wind
then rooted in the ground
only to rise from below
then above .. we grow

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Da3MoN
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posted 19 March 2002 15:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
...penguins... everywhere... choking... me....
Linux...conspiracy?

*Da3MoN kicks around wildly, just managing to type a message for help, as a mob of penguins mauls him.

-gag- -choke-

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You're probably wrong.

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 15:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Huh? I think I need to go home and go to bed.... I don't understand anything right now....

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Axalon
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posted 19 March 2002 15:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm?? .. I guess they were more pi'ssed than they led me to believe .. Poor Da3MoN .. I think we might have a "little" problemo on our human hands .. Beaver?? Where you be going in our hour of need?? .. All (the other beaver's eyes) are upon you!

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As above .. so below
gathered by the wind
then rooted in the ground
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then above .. we grow

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Beaver
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posted 19 March 2002 16:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Huh? who? me? what did I do? Hour of need? Well only if it is an hour.... I still have some unpacking to do.... pretty sad that I have so much stuff.....

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Carina Flær
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posted 19 March 2002 20:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
(hefts her croquet mallet menacingly)

Carina Flær - 24
Penguins - 0

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Axalon
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posted 20 March 2002 03:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Whoa .. Your pretty lethal with that croquet mallet!! I can just imagine what could do with my Flak Cannon or Zhoul's Redeemer!!! .. Silly penguins never had a sliver of a chance

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Da3MoN
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posted 20 March 2002 09:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
thx all!

*color slowly returns to Da3MoN's blue face.

more particularly... thx carina!
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When in doubt...
You're probably wrong.

[This message has been edited by Da3MoN (edited 20 March 2002).]

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Beaver
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posted 20 March 2002 15:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Hey... I like your new avatar.....

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Da3MoN
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posted 20 March 2002 16:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
thx the old one had to go... because of certain penguin related mishaps.

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quote:
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You're probably wrong.

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Beaver
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posted 20 March 2002 17:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
poor penguins.... when is the funeral.... are you going to have them cremated? if so I know a good place here in georgia...

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Da3MoN
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posted 21 March 2002 04:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
There's nothing left to cremate.

Penguin stew, anyone? ::Evil Grin::

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Not understanding is not a sign of unintelligence.
It is a sign of untelligence.

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Chineseman
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posted 22 March 2002 04:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
I have a joke too, but it's gonna make me a Deadman, no longer Chineseman. (Hawk2112, your student follows you...)

Revelation:
I'm a cat lover.

Assertion:
I don't like female porn stars.

Explanation:
Because they shave their pussies.

*Chineseman runs towards the mountains, and plans to stay there for 2 months, when all this fooling around settles down*

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I just love cats...
Yeah, maybe Carina too...

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FeistyGirl
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posted 22 March 2002 06:13     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Chineseman!!! I'm simply appalled... you're worse than Axalon!!!

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