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Topic: Ancient Joke, will cause females to kill me
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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 11:10
yea i have a feeling you have same problems as me.JF diesese... just friends lol she i can name 10~15 girls that i'm friends with and 3 of those let me bunk up with them in hotels , their rooms etc cause I'm a friend they don't see me as male just genderless lol sad but true. ------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remeber to have your Deed recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 11:29
So, you are suggesting that I remove the purple nail polish so things can get back to normal?? heheheSeriously, woman usually like guys because they are guys. It's just that simple. Just as men usually like women because they are women. Just ask Jess, she will tell you the same I think .. I myself believe in the Ying and Yang concept of men & women. We are different, but we are equal. We compliment each other's differences by merging in harmony. The two halves making the "whole" A beautiful union ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 13:13
I have the jf disease too, but I also have the iohg disease..... it's ok, he's gay.... But I do have to say that it does have its perks..... Since most of them end thinking you are like one of their girlfriends and you hear some very interesting things, as well as.... well.... nudity.... yes.... oh sorry... mind went wondering.... I have found a way around the whole jf and iohg thing.... But I am not sure if I want to reveal my secret weapon......------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 14:36
Hmmm .. I think I get bits and pieces *maybe*?????? Hmmm .. not trying to be rude (really) .. but ... What the hell are you babbling about??? .. Hmmm .. maybe that was rude??? .. Ok .. What in heavens name are you trying to say, Beaver my friend???  Yes, that was much better ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 15:07
sound like a bunch of "beaver" talk, if you ask me. Care to clarify, mr beaver?------------------ (>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 15:18
Sorry.... that was me babbling.... mostly gibberish.... or cryptic coding.... some people have called it beaverspeak..... what were we talking about again?------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 15:22
the topic morphed from women jokes to male cross dressig rituals, to women and behavior (JF disease). thats where your beaverspeak ran a leak.------------------ (>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 15:57
Ran a leak? I thought it ran amuck....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 16:02
Either the other, makes no matter. Topic switch time, if the pattern is to maintain itself. It seems Square is moving back to nintendo. And fox has given like a 100 mil budget for a DBZ movie.  ------------------ (>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 16:14
i think the yin / yang concept it quite good , but in order to understand a women you need to unlock the secrets of what make them tick. So I unlocked the door and i found little out and to tell truth it more fun talking to women then to just pointlessly flirting with them without a clue if they like this or that. Over 4 years of knowing Danielle (for those who remember that story) I know everything about her, as she puts it i'm her rashional side of her. She has no fear of telling me anything cause i understand and i know how to listen and how to react to things she says. years of work made simple for other members , shhh people theirs more then that and thats my little secret  ------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 16:55
Hmmm ... I love talking to women. Yes, *really* talking .. I can talk to them for days on end ... sure, you learn many things that you would other wise never learn ... but it's the simple pleasure of easily conversing with the fairer sex I love the most  Now, combine that with being their lover .. and .. hmmm .. well, it doesn't get any better than that The best of friends, and the best of lovers .. makes for a little bit of heaven here on earth  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 17:05
That was beautiful axalon..... I think I need a hug now.....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 17:32
Beaver gets a ((((BIG HUG)))))  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 17:42
aw c'mon everyone group hug seems we are all brother and sisters here anyway.
------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 18:07
Hehehe .. (((((BIG GROUP HUG)))))  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 18:20
I like hugs..... Have you ever noticed that no matter how you feel, when someone gives you a hug you feel a little better?------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 18:26
Oh yes, my friend .. affectionate human contact is necesary for our well being .. and it feels good too!  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 18:28
Oh yeah, "Kiss me .. I'm Italian!!" LOL!!  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 14 March 2002 18:49
But we haven't even been on a date yet..... I don't kiss on the first date either.....------------------ "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Einstein

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 20:24
Hey... just 3 more days until I get to say "Kiss me, I'm IRISH!" Woohoo  oh yeah... and another big group hug... "Group Hug! Group Hug! Mind if I kiss the monkey? Ack! Ooh, hairball..." sorry... Aladdin flashbacks... lol  ------------------ "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 21:31
Good to see you returning to this message feisty. Well whats new in your area?------------------ Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn Remember to have your Deeds recorded on the Imperial Scrolls of Honor.

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 14 March 2002 23:24
Monkeys?? Hairballs?? Aladdin flashbacks?? Oooh, Jess ... you must be working too hard?! .. You're sounding sillier than me!! (and that's very silly indeed) hehehe .. hmmm .. just kidding ...Group hugs?? I've been covering for you the best I know how ... You do know that you're the "official" (and most preferred) group hugger?!  Hmmm ... 3 days, eh? Why wait?? (everyday would be nice) many, many times everyday would be even better) ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 15 March 2002 01:38
Group hug? Physical contact... ack!(screams and runs for the hills) ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 15 March 2002 04:51
I'm "new"...but can I join in the group hug anyways? 
------------------ I just love cats...

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 15 March 2002 07:56
*Da3MoN hands chinesman a pair of coconuts.  ------------------ (>°o°)> Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu... <(°o°<)

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