Posts: 317 From: The sticks of a Sub-Development Next to a Cornfield Registered: Oct 2001
posted 20 October 2001 06:51
I've got 2 right now
1) A guy walks into a bar and says OW!
2) A guy walks into a bar and orders a scotch. The Bartender says, "What's wrong?" The Guy replies "I just found out that my sister's a lesbian." So, the next day the same guy walks into the same bar and orders a scotch. "What's wrong now?" The Bartender asks. "I just found out that my cousin's a lesbian." So, the next day the guy walks into the bar and orders a scotch. "WHO ELSE IN YOUR FAMILY LIKES WOMEN NOW?" The bartender yells. "My wife"
Yup, I'm real bored right now. Sleep deprivation is kicking in.
Little_Marc Honorary Warlord
Posts: 317 From: The sticks of a Sub-Development Next to a Cornfield Registered: Oct 2001
posted 27 November 2001 19:40
<EDITED> ------------------ Always settle for next-to perfect. It's the best you can get.
[This message has been edited by Little_Marc (edited 02 December 2001).]
DE Mutilator Knight
Posts: 71 From: Dublin, Ireland Registered: Nov 2001
posted 02 December 2001 12:04
Well, I decided that I wouldn't diss you... Your posts are ok... What's this about sleep depravation...?
------------------ It's DA MUTILATOR and he's gonna get SOMEBODY!!
Deathscythe Moderator
Posts: 1185 From: The Darkest Part of Hell (Shadow Land) Registered: Oct 2001