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Topic: Graffiti
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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 04 March 2002 08:01
(You've probably come across this in a washroom somewhere.)All of you who Answer nature's call Why do you write Upon the wall? Is it to show Your pretty wit? You only shine Where others sh_t. Ok, so it was in bad taste. Ugh. Mondays suck. ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 04 March 2002 08:18
How about these little gems:"I came here to sit and think But all I do is sh!t and stink" "You're lucky, you had your chance, I tried to fart, and pooped my pants" "Some come here to sit and think Some come here to sh!t and stink I come here to scratch my balls And read the bullsh!t on the walls" (Yeah those are in bad taste too... perhaps we should put a warning up? LOL aaaaah Mondays...) ------------------ "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 04 March 2002 13:01
Hmmm .. girls, you really, really, really, really, really don't want to know what they write in the MEN'S room.  Ummm, Jess?? Where did you see your 3rd one??  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu [This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 04 March 2002).]

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Squirrel_Farmer Squire

Posts: 29 From: Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 04 March 2002 13:04
heh... this wa in my school:Why are you looking here on the wall for laughs? The joke is in your hands. I find it amusing.. ------------------ ..and the Lord created the squirrels, and with them their farmer, and it was good. (john 5:24)

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 04 March 2002 13:49
quote: Originally posted by Axalon: Ummm, Jess?? Where did you see your 3rd one?? 
You know me, Alex... sneaking around locker rooms and stuff  J/k... saw them on a jokes website long ago. Here's some more: "We aim to please, You aim too, please!" "Please don't throw cigarette butts in our toilets. We don't pee in your ashtrays." and of course the ever-popular rhyme: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Please be neat and wipe the seat!" 
------------------ "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 05 March 2002 04:43
*Axalon shakes his head in bewilderment at the above posts he has been reading. He wonders if this is the end of civilization as we know it!  ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu [This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 05 March 2002).]

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 05 March 2002 19:30
*FeistyGirl starts singing REM's song..."It's the end of the world as we know it... and I feel fiiiiiiiiiine....."  ------------------ "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful."

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Axalon Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 2243 From: New England, USA Registered: Dec 2001 |
posted 06 March 2002 10:20
Aaahhh, Feisty gives me an idea for a song, thanks Jess. Strange to find an idea in the bathroom humor post!  *Singing about the end of the world?? .. hmmm ... ------------------ "A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving." ~Lao Tzu

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Mephistopheles Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1131 From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet) Registered: Mar 2001 |
posted 06 March 2002 11:22
Umm... Hmm.... Jess- ur an odd 1 but thats ok we still give u luv. So for now I think Ill just walk off n the other direction- so ja here i go- cuz ive just in Aww
*Walks off in the other direction-*
-Meph
------------------ In front of the middle of a deep fall and under masks, fades smooth black glass is everywhere how beautiful you were is forgotten -"Schwarzes Glas"

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MPHG Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1693 From: simwhere Registered: Jun 2001 |
posted 06 March 2002 13:12
tinkle tinkle in the car how i wonder what you are.down below the seat so low yadda yadda needs to rhymn... ------------------ Proud owner of every That 80's Show on VHS, VCD, and Divx format. Go ahead ask me a question. Come stay a night at my Dragon's Inn

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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 06 March 2002 13:25
quote: Originally posted by MPHG: tinkle tinkle in the car how i wonder what you are.down below the seat so low ...
... like a yellow stream you flow ... ------------------ "We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful." [This message has been edited by FeistyGirl (edited 06 March 2002).]

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Da3MoN Knight

Posts: 73 From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries. Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 13 March 2002 11:34
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by MPHG: tinkle tinkle in the car how i wonder what you are. down below the seat so low ... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
to save your seat you best go slow. ------------------ - Da3MoN'z EyE iZ UpOn YOu...

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