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Topic: Wrost injuries
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confusion? Serf
Posts: 4 From: Sherman Oaks, CA, USA Registered: Apr 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 15:22
I would like to know your worst injuries from anything!

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Beaver Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 1682 From: I live in a dam, down by the river.... Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 18:16
I bet you would......------------------ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Sindaram WarLord
  
Posts: 178 From: Mirkwood Registered: Apr 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 19:28
my worst injury would have to be that time when i ... euh nevermind i don't think i should be telling this  ------------------ Three rings for the Elven Kings under the sky. Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone. Nine for the mortal men, doomed to die. One for the Dark Lord in his dark throne, in the land of Mordor where Shadows lie. One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of Mordor where Shadows lie...

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Baldrick Moderator
   
Posts: 1334 From: The ShadowHaven Registered: Oct 2001 |
posted 09 April 2002 19:49
Broke my arm! I broke it two times after that once!  ------------------ Baldrick Leave out the k and face my wrath! [This message has been edited by Baldrick (edited 09 April 2002).]

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Carina Flær Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 561 From: Akihabara, Japan Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 20:16
I don't think this should be in the humour forum, unless you wanted to know about injuries suffered from funny incidents.Well, humour-wise, the worst injury I had was to my pride, is all. ------------------ " In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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johnny-b! Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 569 From: Idaho, USA Registered: Jan 2002 |
posted 09 April 2002 21:50
okay, this shouldn't really be in humor forum. But....my worst injury? Would Asthma count? I had an asthma attack. Had to have 2 invys' slowly, I mean very very very slowly placed into my hand, then they strapped on that thing that goes on your finger, then they strapped on an oxygen tank onto me, then placed up tons of monitors. I was about 1-5 mins away from death, but I slowly recovered. Had to stay at the hospital overnight. The next day I went home, BUT I didn't go to school til a WEEK after that!  Another time I was running for a swing, and some jerk put his foot out, tripped me, and I went rolling down a big hill. and I went to the doctor and come to find out I broke my finger my last, and by far one of the most FATAL injuries I have had is: I was playin XFL style football wit some friends, and I went running towards a fence (which was the touchdown) and my friend tried grabbing me but accidently SHOVED me and I went head first into one of the steel bars on da fence. I had a bad concusion (this accident was about 8 months ago!), and when I went tot he doctor, my toe started hurting. SO i told the doctor and they took some x-rays. Come to find out I got a concussion AND a broken toe! all that from smashing my head dead into a metal fence, and I smashed with all of my power. I almost blacked out. But, this last one, was one of the most FATAL I have experienced. Well, this is about tie wit my asthma attack so at the age of 14 1/2 I have experienced more than some people ever have. Sometimes good, most of the time bad  ------------------ Download jons Zone 1.0 at: http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/jondapimp2000/lst?&.dir=/mod&.src=bc&.view=l "Ohe, defessus sum." -hannibal the quote means: Boy, am I tired! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHA!

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Chineseman Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 357 From: The Philippines Registered: Mar 2002 |
posted 10 April 2002 01:47
I accidentally became a cat. Meow. 
------------------ It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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Jolly_Reaper Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 384 From: The Netherlands Registered: Feb 2002 |
posted 10 April 2002 07:42
My worst injury. Hmm... I have never been injured that bad I think.  Except maybe that time I was sailing and this big tanker went right over me. I'd never seen rotors that big my entire life! Ofcourse I was very happy that they had found all my missing bodyparts and sewing me back together did work out just fine...------------------ The ultimate warrior: The Virtuous Avatar wearing one of FeistyGirl's magical pink Tutu's. Britannia, beware!!! Read some really good fantasy related stories here: http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~phrozenkeep/ubb/Forum19/HTML/000458.html http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~phrozenkeep/ubb/Forum19/HTML/000424.html

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