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FeistyGirl
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posted 06 March 2002 06:36     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard (or used )?

"I lost my phone number... can I borrow yours?"

"I'm a thief... and I'm here to steal your heart"

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

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Carina Flær
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posted 06 March 2002 07:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
Worst, dunno, cheesy, most probably:

"What's a cute girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"Hi... haven't I seen you somewhere?"

"You look like someone I know."

My favourite comebacks: "I'd love to, but..."
1. I'm trying to cut down.
2. my favourite commercial is on tv.
3. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

Best response to an unwanted pickup:
He: So what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a female impersonator.

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Axalon
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posted 06 March 2002 10:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Well, hello there, beautiful. I would use a pick up line, but I don't want to ruin my chances.

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 07 March 2002 07:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Well, if you girls have some beautiful pick-up lines for a 23 year old single guy with an unbelievable shyness, then I would be eternally grateful

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MPHG
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posted 07 March 2002 08:52     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
If i told you , you had a beautiful body would you hold it ageinst me


I am no longer infected

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Carina Flær
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posted 08 March 2002 02:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
I am no longer infected

? o_0 ?

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Wyvern
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posted 09 March 2002 09:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Wyvern   Click Here to Email Wyvern        Reply w/Quote   
Here is a stupid one by me when i was 14 . You wanna **** as friends?
She turned me down when i asked her out nicely . Oh well that is not even a pick up line...
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MPHG
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posted 09 March 2002 10:53     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
it's a old monty python line from the hungarian pharse book

Hee hee sorry i'm a pythoholic

Do you want to go back to my place bouncy bouncy?

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General Nutt
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posted 09 March 2002 20:44     Click Here to See the Profile for General Nutt   Click Here to Email General Nutt        Reply w/Quote   
Hey you have French in you don’t you? No, How would you like some?

Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see my self in them.

Wana F@ck? (my friend used this line in a bar and it worked!)

That’s all I can remember right now.


Pick Up Line: Hey babe you must be from Jamaica cause you Jamaican me Horny.
Reply: You must be from Yukon cause you can go screw yourself.

edit couple more.

Pick Up Line: Hey babe you must be a General cause your making my privates stand at attention.
Reply: Hmmm. There still a MAJOR disappointment.

Pick up line. Hey lets play carpenter. First we get hammered then you get nailed.
Reply: You didn’t bring enough wood.

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 11 March 2002 01:12     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

How about these:
Hi, I have an excellent tast for women so you should be honored to talk to me.
Hi, is that your real haircolor?
Hi, are you rich?
Hi, I am rich.
Hi, I am single, rich and I want to buy you.
Hi! <Puts on sunglasses> Wow, you are so beautiful I'd better wear my sunglasses!
<Throw drink over woman's clothing> I am so sorry, you know what? My house is nearby, you can use my washing machine, and while your clothes are being washed we can ... .
Hi, I want to marry you.

Well, I would NEVER use these, just to let you know.
I wonder why I am single

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Axalon
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posted 11 March 2002 12:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
The best pick up line is with no words at all ... "The *Eyes* have it" ... You flirt with *eye contact* .. you can say Hello, I like you, You like me, We like each other, I find you very attractive, You find me attactive too, I'd like to seduce You, Hmmm .. You'd like to seduce Me! Yes, I agree, we WOULD be very good together . Ok, now let's do some small talk now, and then You and I can Move On and then Out of here to Bigger and Better Things!!

That's 5 - 10 minutes tops .. without one word spoken, and you won't be spending the night alone.

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thezed
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posted 11 March 2002 13:09     Click Here to See the Profile for thezed        Reply w/Quote   
i got a few;

Nice shoes. Wanna F@ck?

but my favorite is:

He: Do you wanna go out for pizza and then go have sex?
She: No!
He: Why not? dont you like pizza?

ha ha

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johnny-b!
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posted 11 March 2002 18:33     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
He: Do you wanna go out for pizza and then go have sex?
She: No!
He: Why not? dont you like pizza?

lol, nice one! Gotta try that one out just kiddin

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 12 March 2002 00:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Hmm, It's all in the eyes, huh? I'll have to remember that. Thanks Axalon

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Axalon
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posted 12 March 2002 15:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Jolly_Reaper:

Hmm, It's all in the eyes, huh? I'll have to remember that. Thanks Axalon


Trust me bro .. with a little practice, it works like a charm.

Hmmm .. Ok, this "Cobra" avatar of yours??? So, you want someone to guess where it came from??? ... Hmmm .. it looks familiar, but I just can't place it .. perhaps a small hint?? .. is it from a movie?? Yes or no??

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Da3MoN
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posted 12 March 2002 16:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
not really a pickup line but more of a line... a friend of mine used this on his girlfriend, with several of us in the room. All of us not involved couldn't keep a straight face
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girl: It's cold in here.
guy: I could give you my sweater... or my jacket... or "whatever you want"...
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but then again, they aren't the shiniest apples from the farm...

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MPHG
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posted 12 March 2002 17:23     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
looks like a cover from a Ultima PC game i think 7 perhaps?

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Axalon
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posted 12 March 2002 17:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Ah, is MPHG this really smart person you've been seeking, Jolly_Reeper??? LOL!! hehehe .. (the pythonic genius strikes again!!!)

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Jolly_Reaper
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posted 13 March 2002 00:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Yes, MPHG, you hit the jackpot!
It is the Serpent of Balance from Ultima VII part 2: Serpent Isle. It is still my favorite game after all this time.
I thought everyone would have forgotten that great game, but now I know otherwise.

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BigStalkerman
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posted 31 March 2002 21:35     Click Here to See the Profile for BigStalkerman   Click Here to Email BigStalkerman        Reply w/Quote   
*See my friend over there?
He wants to know if you like me.

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Chineseman
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posted 01 April 2002 00:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Hi. I'm a cat. I can lick any body part.

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Beaver
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posted 01 April 2002 11:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
bigstalker.... That is too funny....

Ok.. my cheesy ones....

guy - Did it hurt?
girl - Did what hurt?
guy - your fall from heaven?

Has anyone ever told you that you look like <insert any beautiful celebrity here>?

Honestly, I have never seen anyone as beautiful as you, well except for myself.

Helloooooo Nurse......


Ok, I am drawing blanks now, I will put more up as I think of them....

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Beaver
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posted 01 April 2002 20:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
That dress is beautiful.... But it would look better on my bedroom floor.....

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Chineseman
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posted 01 April 2002 21:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
I really don't believe in God, but I do believe in angels, 'cause I'm with one right now.

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