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Dr Slue
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posted 08 November 2001 03:04     Click Here to See the Profile for Dr Slue   Click Here to Email Dr Slue        Reply w/Quote   Visit Dr Slue's Homepage!
I found a *few* more fat jokes:
Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.
Yo mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial
Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks.
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY ..
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose
Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama's so fat when i took her to the beach, little keds surron "Free Willy, Free WIlly"
Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool Aid .."
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama's so fat when the ***** goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama's so fat you smell like bacon at 90 degrees
Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama's so dumb she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
Yo mama's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama's so dumb she sat on TV & watched the couch
Yo mama's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.
Yo mama's so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama's so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagitarius.
Yo mama's so stupid he got a part time job painting skittles
Yo mama's so stupid instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice
Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins
Yo mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
Yo mama's so stupid she said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she said "cause I wana know"
Yo mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person
Yo mama's so stupid she thought meow mix was a record for cats
Yo mama's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train
Yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo mama's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama's so stupid that she go hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama's so stupid when Yo dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked You "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where You pay the telephone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back
Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it
Yo mama's so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly that your father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, her mama'saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama's so ugly your dad first met her at the pound
Yo mama's so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.
When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this **** away!"
Yo mama's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's so greasy she sweats crisco
Yo mama's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
Yo mama's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in detroit
Yo mama's so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her
Yo mama's so hairy her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock
Yo mama's so hairy looks like a chia pet with a sweater on
Yo mama's so nasty she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles
Yo mama's so nasty she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back
Yo mama's so smelly, that her **** is glad to escape.
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
Yo mama smells so bad herr Sure deoderant is confused and her Secret told on her.
Yo mama's so stank she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike
Yo mama's so stank that her **** is glad to escape.
Yo mama's so stank, you're like Shaquille O'Neal, You don't fake the funk!!
Yo mama's so stanky she gets sourdough yeast infections
Yo mama's drawers are so funky the roaches check in but they don't check out
Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop
Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer sisters
Yo mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles
Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what You're saying.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has one short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama's so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short she poses for trophies
Yo mama's so short You could see her feet on her driver's licencse
Yo mama's so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama's so skinny I gave ger a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma
Yo mama's so skinny if she had dreads I's grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor
Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so small, the side of the Greyhound bus has a puppy
Yo mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun
Yo mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and the ***** dropped dead.
Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
Yo mama's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch
Yo mama's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing
Yo mama's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama's so old, she farts out dust.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Jesus.
Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama's so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
Yo mama's so poor, when the family watches TV, they go to Sears.
Yo mama's so poor, the family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's booty is so big if You tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2 trips
Yo mama's breath is so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper
Yo mama's breath is so stank when she exhales her teeth have to duck
Yo mama's breath is so stank needs odor eaters
Yo mama's butt is so bony she put her drawers on and cut them in two
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo mama's feet so big her sneakers need license plates
Yo mama's forehead's so big you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's head is so big she has to wash her hair at niagra falls
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's head is so big, she dont have dreams, she have movies
Yo mama's head is so little could wear fruit loops as head rags
Yo mama's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter
Yo mama's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice
Yo mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down
Yo mama's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys
Yo mama's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza
Yo mama's I was walking down the street with Yo mama and they started shooting, they said hit the dirt and everYone jumped on Yo mama's back
Yo mama's in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama's middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo mama's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches.
Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice.
Yo mama's so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed
Yo mama's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo mama's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama's such a ***** that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo mama's twice the man You are.
Yo mama aint got no fingers, talking about she's pressing charges
Yo mama drives a peanut.
Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama's twice the man You are.
Yo mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama waves around a popsickle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo maxi pad is so thick You could bend over and deflect bullets.
I just saw Yo mama walking down the hall with a matress straped to her back asking for volunteers!
I saved Yo mama's life today...I killed a ****-eating dog on the way over.
I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw Yo mama kicking a can down the street. I askes what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo mama's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
The difference between Yo mama and 747: not everYone's been on a 747.
The guys like to shop at Yo mama's favorite store, the gap.

[This message has been edited by Dr Slue (edited 08 November 2001).]

[This message has been edited by jbouley (edited 08 November 2001).]

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Dr Slue
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 418
From: Australia
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 08 November 2001 03:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Dr Slue   Click Here to Email Dr Slue        Reply w/Quote   Visit Dr Slue's Homepage!
I found some more jokes that i thought were *appropriate*.

You know you're a computer/chat addict:
if your service provider calls *you* for tech support.
if someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "LOL!"
if you have ever had a dream about the people in your channels.
if you have to scroll through your popup menu.
if your friend tells you something sad on the phone and you say "Awwww, me hugs $$1..."
if you've called out someone else's nick while making love to your girlfriend.
if you are waiting your wife to accept your chat request, but she seems to have her ignore on.
if you are bored between 5 moving channels.
if you would like to join more than 10 channels but you get a raw echo from IRC server telling: "You have joined too many channels."
if you keep begging your friends to get an internet account so "we can hang out."
if you want to meet a girl and your first impulse is to turn on your computer and connect to server.
if you once devoted a weekend to "working on your popups."
if you sometimes go to #egypt "just to get away from it all."
if you come home from class, look at your roommates, and say "rya."
if you wait for your roommates to say "re."
if the words "takeover," "nick collide," and "flood" make your heart beat faster and your hands a little shaky.
if sometimes you type commands from the unix prompt you mistakenly begin them with a "/"
if you log on to 30min ISP connection just to get off from IRC forced, because you can't leave from free will anymore.
if you keep on searching WINSCK.OCX from the internet for days, just to be able to run the WaR Utils.
if your motto is "AOL Sux."
if you've ever gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face to face.
if you make it a point to change your ping reply and quit message daily.
if your child ignores your request, and you wonder: "he must be lagged."
if you send internet Christmas cards. *wink*
if you've ever felt the urge to type "*wink*"
if you have ever wondered if there is a #irc-anon.
if you have an IRC related web page.
if you've ever went to one of those form-submit web page 'chats' just to say "You losers don't even know what IRC is, do you? Huh!? DO YOU!?"
if you join #hispanola "just to work on your Spanish."
if, when someone on the channel asks if anyone knows some good servers, everyone else types your nick.
if you join busy channels just to talk to yourself because the scrolling makes you feel better about it somehow.
if you've ever typed "drinking on IRC is better than drinking alone."
if you feel like you want to strangle the inventor of the "script.ini virus."
if you forget to eat because you have to guard your channels from being takeovered.
if you receive a message in IRC from an old pal of yours and you say: "Sup m8 ! Long tyme noC."
if your wife goes into labor and you stop to type a "special" away message.
if you have a vanity car tag with your nick on it.
if you've been lagged and ICMP'ed so bad that you've switched servers so much, that you can see your nick on the channel list three times.
if you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences.
if your user modes are +iws +s because you don't feel right without it.
if you don't know your girlfriend's first name.
if your real life girlfriend gets on IRC because it's the only way to reach you.
if you know which servers are major hubs in *.tw
if you use words like "lame", "leet", "haxor" and "fuxor" in real life.
if you find yourself wishing that ***** there were on IRC so you could flood her.
if you read operlists or admininfo.
if you tell your real life friends you have plans already on Saturday night when you don't.
if you feel the need to talk in all caps to certain people in real life.
if your aliases.ini is over 29kb.
if your desk is the only part of your room that you ever use (screw the bed).
if you have ever put a smiley in a paper for work.
if the Jehovah's Witnesses knock on the door and all you can think of doing is flooding them with Power Combo's.
if you get a call from a telemarketer and you put the phone down and set their mode to -v.
if you call your friend and you /invite $$1 to #Watch_TV.
if you offer the babysitter OPs when you go out for the night.
if you refer to rush hour traffic as lagged.
if, to avoid traffic, you tell your passenger to quit for a second and switch servers.
if the word "I" is replaced in your vocabulary with /me.
if you raise your hand in class and say "BRB."
if you have more than three private message windows going simultaneously.
if you don't subscribe to a certain ISP because they don't offer unlimited time.
if, instead of taking a disk home from work, you set up your BOT to serve it to you later that night.
if you no longer have to stop and explain to your friends what "RE ALL" means.
if you begin to say hehehe or LOL instead of laughing.
if you don't sleep at night because you stay up too late thinking of a title to your new script.
if your most important files on your hard drive are in your mIRC directory.
if you wonder that: "Where could I edit the popups of my Windows95?"
if you spend all day submitting your script to script archives.
if you have more than 5 mIRC scripts installed in your computer.
if you are waiting all day in IRC for your IRC girlfriend to log on.
if you know, and use regularly, more than 10 different ways to smile in AscII text.
if you cry when you see more than 3 quit messages with two servers listed as the reason.
if, when someone says "what did you say?", you reply "scroll up!"
if you sneak to the computer in the middle of the night to get in more IRC time.
if, when someone complains about your phone being busy, you say it was off the hook.
if you change nicks so much that you have to type /me to see who you are.
if you would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from too much partying instead of the truth.
if you put on special mood music while talking to certain people in private chats.
if your friends on IRC were above your real life friends on your Christmas card list.
if you find yourself involved in channel politics on IRC.
if you ever turned down real hugs for {{{hugs}}} from IRC friends.
if you have actually kept up with ten conversations at one time.
if you postpone your graduation so you can keep your free .edu account.
if you have ever written a pen and paper letter and found it impossible to do without the smileys.
if you don't even bother answering the phone anymore.
if you're out of cash and your modem breaks down, you go to the streets to sell your clothes to get a new modem.
if you're willing to risk a divorce because your wife doesn't like the time you spend on the computer.
if you are angry to mIRC's author about the 30kb limit in the popups.
if you are satisfied when you list someone as ENEMY or a FRIEND.

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More.

Uses for AOL cd's.

#1. Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife).
#2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
#3. Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
#4. At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.
#5. Money clip (use the metal door and discard the plastic case...the "rich nerd" look is IN this year).
#6. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
#7. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
#8. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
#9. Glue them to the bottom of the space shuttle and use them as re-entry burn tiles.
#10. Dentures (melt & form them into new teeth for grandma).
#11. Room dividers for hamsters.
#12. Drink coasters.
#13. Use multiple disks to create an ideal door stopper.
#14. Ice scraper.
#15. Bathroom tile.
#16. Bookmark.
#17. Mini frisbee.
#18. Air hockey puck.
#19. Dog chew toy.
#20. Dart board.
#21. Pooper scooper.
#22. Grill scraper.
#23. Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).
#24. Wrist slicer - after receiving first AOL bill (use metal door).
#25. Conversation piece for coffee table.
#26. Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
#27. Light switch cover.
#28. Chinese throwing stars (tape 2 together).
#29. Clay pigeons for target practice.
#30. Greeting card (bind two together at one end).
#31. Halloween treat (give them away all night long).
#32. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).
#33. Firewood.
#34. Bird house.
#35. Paper weights.
#36. Pen holders (make a box without a top).
#37. Post it-notes holder.
#38. Refrigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back).
#39. A very sturdy base for putting the motorcycle sidestand on when parking on soft surfaces.
#40. Keep 'em in the trunk for extra traction in the snow.
#41. Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at the sun/moon -actually works).
#42. Placing one in each back pocket helps children who get paddled by the coach. This spreads the force to a wider area.
#43. Make an AOL disk & pasta casserole.
#44. Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the incense.
#45. Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your car's hood).
#46. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this list).
#47. Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.
#48. Hand them out as party favors.
#49. Hidden/spare key holder (crack open 1 side, insert key and then place near door. Completely safe...who would want an AOL disk?)
#50. Vertical blinds.
#51. Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.
#52. Bench press weights (I can press 120).
#53. Grind 'em up and refertilize the front lawn.
#54. The new "Domino's stuffed-crust pizza" filling.
#55. Tell the kids to leave warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.
#56. Brake shoes.
#57. House insulation.
#58. Recycle them for the scrap metal.
#59. Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion in Seatle (walk all over the competition)
#60. Hockey Puck.
#61. Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.
#62. Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable baseball cards).
#63. Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the perfect pet.
#64. Poker chips.
#65. Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them with the bat).
#66. Keychain (Put a key ring through one of the writeprotect holes and you've got a snappy executive bathroom keychain for the office).
#67. Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk with each link).
#68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
#69. Grind them up to make fake snow.
#70. Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).
#71. Dental floss (use actual disk).
#72. Use them for zipper pulls (instead of ski lift tickets).
#73. When your collection of disks reaches 52, use them for a deck of cards.
#74. Use them to fill potholes.
#75. Hood ornament.
#76. Snow blower replacement blades.
#77. Put them in your shirt pocket to make you look smart.
#78. Make two stacks of 10 and use them as heels for platform shoes.
#79. Rubic's cube case (make into box).
#80. Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the mail).
#81. Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.
#82. Snack trays (great for holding hors d'oeuvres at parties).
#83. Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who **** you off.
#84. Fly paper (use actual disk and put string through middle, hang 2" apart and apply honey to disks).
#85. Pocket protector (gee Gilbert I really like your new pocket protector -thanks Lewis).
#86. They make a *dandy* addition to a #$*+&% neighbor's back yard. Better yet, get them to actually install it on their computer.
#87. Use them as elbow and knee pads.
#88. Wax scraper for snowboards.
#89. Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Computer City under water.
#90. Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.
#91. Collect a large mass and detonate a supernova.
#92. A wind clacker (similar to a wind chime).
#93. Soap dish (remove metal to prevent rusting).
#94. Row markers for your vegetable garden. (carrots, beans, peas....)
#95. Makes the perfect dance floor for your ant colony.
#96. Bread roller (use actual disks and put rod through center-use about 100).
#97. Hot glue gun resting/protecting pad.
#98. Baby mobile.
#99. Fence (may need a few thousand).
#100. Toe tags for mortuaries. Great for identifying dead computer nerds.
#101. Wonderbra inserts for that Madonna-techno look.

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More. You know you're REALLY ANNOYING/WEIRD.

when you Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
when you Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
when you Call other people "Champ," "Sport" or "Tiger." Refer to yourself as "Coach."
when you Drum on every available surface.
when you Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
when you Glue the pages of your schoolbooks, that you are returning, together from the middle of the page.
when you Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
when you Produce a rental video consisting entirely of FBI copy warnings.
when you Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
when you Hide daily used products in inaccessible places.
when you Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
when you Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times."
when you Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
when you Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
when you Set alarms to go off at random times.
when you Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
when you Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
when you Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume adjusted to the max.
when you Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
when you Honk and wave to strangers.
when you Change channels of your TV five minutes before the end of every show.
when you Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la!"
when you Rouse your roommate/wife from sleep each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
when you Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
when you ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
when you Pay for your expensive dinner with small coins.
when you Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
when you Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
when you Write "X - Buried Pirat Treasure" in random spots on roadmaps.
when you Explain to everyone you meet of your Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
when you Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
when you Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
when you Demand that everyone address you as "The Conquistador."
when you Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
when you At the laundry room, use one dryer for each of your socks.
when you Sing Christmas carols like "Jingle Bells, Batman smells..." until you get physically exhausted.
when you Wear a T-shirt that says "Magnificent One" or "I Am The One And Only."
when you As much as possible, skip or jump forward rather than walk.
when you Look over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
when you Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
when you Pretend your mouse is a Walkie Talkie radio, and talk to it.
when you Always drive there with your car, if the way to somewhere was only half a block.
when you Name your dog "Dog."
when you Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
when you Ask people what gender they are and what does their first name mean.
when you Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
when you Lick the filling out from all the cookies, and place the cookie parts back in the box.
when you Cultivate a Norwegian accent and tell jokes about Swedish people to everyone.
when you Forget the ending of a joke you were telling by purpose.
when you Chain yourself to furniture, informing the curious, that you don't want to fall off "in case of an earthquake."
when you Follow a few steps behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Super Cleaner.
when you Deliberately sing songs that will remain playing in your friends brains, such as The Simpsons theme song.
when you Lie about normal things such as the time, when someone asks you that.
when you Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
when you Leave your Christmas lights around your house until September, and then put them back at October.
when you Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
when you Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
when you Chew pencils that you have borrowed.
when you Tell someone who doesn't know anything about computers, that a computer needs to be feeded hamburgers through the floppy drive five times a day.
when you Wear a lot of cologne and wave your hands for the odour to spread.
when you Ask girls if you may "Connect in a physical level" with them.
when you Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "Superior fast mental processing."
when you Sing along loudly at the opera.
when you Mow your lawn with scissors.
when you Finish all your sentences with the words "In accordance with the prophecy."
when you Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "Imaginary friend."
when you Go to a poetry classes and ask why some of the poems doesn't rhyme.
when you Ask your friends mysterious questions, and write their answers in a notebook. Mumble something about "Psychological profiles."
when you Stare the TV when it's not on and claim you can see the "Magic picture."
when you Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
when you Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing disturbing silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
when you Never make an eye contact with anyone.
when you Never break an eye contact with people.
when you Signal that a conversation is over by putting your hands over your ears and mumbling repeatedly "I am not listening..."
when you Construct strange marks to your front lawn and claim that they are "UFO landing marks."
when you Construct your own fake "Stress Detector", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
when you Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
when you Make appointments for the 31st of September.
when you Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
when you When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (eg. "Hand, will you please open the door.")
when you Don't shave until at your job, keeping the bathroom busy for hours.
when you Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

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I think that's it for now. I hope you like them I think there were some really good ones in there such as:
You know you're annoying when when you Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

AOL uses #54. The new "Domino's stuffed-crust pizza" filling(who the hell knows what's really in them....)
And #55. Tell the kids to leave warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.

You know you're a computer addict if someone at tells you a joke, and you say "LOL!"---I think this one might happen one day--ARRGHH!!

Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Hehe. There are heaps of good ones there-mostly the Mama ones.

I also appologise if there were any inappropriate jokes there as i didn't read through them all.

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Some of the mamma jokes, particularly toward the end of the first post (and a couple in-between) were a little too racial in nature, I thought.

I've got a black wife who wears her hair in its natural curly state (not an afro, but it could be if it grew out longer)...and through marriage, I have a black mamma...so some of the black gums jokes, afro-dissing and nappy cracks, as well as a couple others, miffed me a bit.

Keep it in mind for the future, please.

Overall, I think the stuff you've been posting is pretty humorous...but I'm not a fan of blatantly racial or ethnic oriented stuff (black jokes, Polish jokes, Jewish jokes, etc.). So let's try to keep that off the threads in the future...so that I won't have to start deleting or editing threads all the time. 'Kay?

In fact, I think I'll be going back now to "trim" a few items off that first post...

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Slue:

You know you're a computer addict if someone at tells you a joke, and you say "LOL!"---I think this one might happen one day--ARRGHH!!


Uh oh...when I encounter funny stuff, I say LOL out loud, but only when I am alone ;-)

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Funny thing is, I've used some of those AOL CD-ROM options. And boy, do I have a collection going.

Sadly, I also am currently stuck with AOL as my ISP...so I'm doubly cursed.

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lol.[to forsaken and jbouley's second post] Oh jbouley, i am sorry. As i said in the post, i am sorry if any of them are not appropriate as i havent had any time to read them all. There were some black "jokes" in the mamma ones, but i removed them before i posted because i did not find them funny at all, not because they were bad jokes(they were really...) but because they were joking about a specific type of people in a racial way. Once again i appologise and i am more than happy if you want to delete any of the jokes.

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posted 08 November 2001 16:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Baldrick   Click Here to Email Baldrick        Reply w/Quote   
ARGGGGGHHHHH! So many jokes! I certainly can't read them all i'll be 99 years old by then!!!

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"Isn't that a girls name" said Blackadder
"No it's short for Bob" said Kate

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Back in NJ i used AOL cd's as wall paper
and my friend megan used AOL cds as corner hanger for her tin foil wall paper

LOL , yes we were strange ,but we had a blast. waita tic i'm still strange LOL!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Slue:
Oh jbouley, i am sorry.

Don't kick yourself over it...I was being more informational than scolding. Sometimes hard to tell the difference in the written word. I yanked maybe half a dozen out myself that seemed a bit questionable...Lord knows it doesn't affect the length much.

Anyway, I figured you didn't intend any offense. You're not on my sh*t list or anything like that.

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that's good to know. so, by that...i take it that you mean i'm on your bestest buddy in the whole wide world list?
hehe. Oh and just so that you know, i dont find racial jokes at all funny. Afterall...i'm Australian and i'm sick of that: Hey mate! Lets go plays with our kangaroos and bananas and throw boomerangs just like they did in survivor!!! then lets go jump in a mighty big creek and swim to italy.
Bah! i hate all those uneducated FOOLS!
Where do they think my computer is? Plugged into a tree?
[*Note* I originally meant to say Koalas instead of Bananas, but i thought it sounded quite humorous so i left it there]

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So, is Australian TV as saturated with "reality shows" as we are over here in the states? Or have you managed to keep idiot cast members of "Survivor," "Temptation Island," and God knows what else off your airwaves for the most part?

Do bananas even grow Down Under? If so, maybe the koalas should give up those eucalyptus leaves as their dining choice. Get a little potassium in you, ya little fuzzy marsupials!

I'm pretty sure 50% of Americans think the average Australian is exactly like Paul Hogan's characters in the movies and the SUV ads on TV. I suspect that's a bad thing.

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hehe I've heard ALOT of jokes about the crocodile hunter. Like hunting Pokemon studying Dragons and all that.
Oh I really shouldn't do this im changing the shape of the post!
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"My name is Kate" said Kate
"Isn't that a girls name" said Blackadder
"No it's short for Bob" said Kate

"So I suppose you'll go back to shoveling dung like when I found you" said Blackadder
"No it took me years to get that job, and I suspect it'll take years more to get it back" said Baldrick

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What are you talking about? Bananas grow everywhere in the world. I wouldn't be surprised if they grew under rocks in Antarctica.
As for 'Reality TV' we're sure gettin our fair share also. I for one am a fan of the Survivor 'series' although the people from number three strike me as quite odd. Especially that weird lady that just went whacko when trying to hug some other person.
One difference here though is that Big Brother was a HUGE success. As i understand it, it wasn't in the States. Is it true that the winner was 50??
Our one had people aged 19-33 or something. They're planning number two also.

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HaHa!!!!!!!!

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I did not find any of the fat joke funny at all. <b>Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.</b>
I just happen to be a Christian. If you are going to make jokes, find something else to laugh at. In other words, YOU HAVE A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!

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Right..
I am also Christian. I thought those jokes were funny. You have to accept the fact that you do get some clashes here.
Darwin says that everything evolved. The Bible says God created everything in 7 days. The Bible says that the world is what, maybe 8000 years old. (In some advanced editions you can find Joseph's lineage back to Adam, multiply generations by about 40 years and add 2000) The scientists say that the world is 8000 million years old.

DOnt start a debate over religious jokes. Just listen politely to both sides.

If that kind of thing really had complaints, you would see the Irish suing the most english ppl, the swedish suing norway, and a bunch of others for talking about them in the stupid jokes like:
Why do the (blonds/irish/swedes/anyone stupid/) leave the door open when they go to the toilet?
So that noone can peek through the keyhole.

If this joke offended anyone, just ask and I can remove it. I would like my opinion on this seen.

Edit:
>Find something else
>to laugh at!
>YOU HAVE A SICK
>SENSE OF HUMOUR!

I think I will laugh at you.

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*slayer fingers necroboycer*

I got nothin against you necro. i just wanted to get all that negative energy out of me

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