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MPHG
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posted 14 March 2002 11:10     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
yea i have a feeling you have same problems as me.

JF diesese... just friends lol she i can name 10~15 girls that i'm friends with
and 3 of those let me bunk up with them in hotels , their rooms etc cause I'm a friend they don't see me as male just genderless lol
sad but true.

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Axalon
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posted 14 March 2002 11:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
So, you are suggesting that I remove the purple nail polish so things can get back to normal?? hehehe

Seriously, woman usually like guys because they are guys. It's just that simple. Just as men usually like women because they are women. Just ask Jess, she will tell you the same I think .. I myself believe in the Ying and Yang concept of men & women. We are different, but we are equal. We compliment each other's differences by merging in harmony. The two halves making the "whole" A beautiful union

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posted 14 March 2002 13:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I have the jf disease too, but I also have the iohg disease..... it's ok, he's gay.... But I do have to say that it does have its perks..... Since most of them end thinking you are like one of their girlfriends and you hear some very interesting things, as well as.... well.... nudity.... yes.... oh sorry... mind went wondering.... I have found a way around the whole jf and iohg thing.... But I am not sure if I want to reveal my secret weapon......

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Axalon
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posted 14 March 2002 14:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm .. I think I get bits and pieces *maybe*??????

Hmmm .. not trying to be rude (really) .. but ... What the hell are you babbling about??? .. Hmmm .. maybe that was rude??? .. Ok .. What in heavens name are you trying to say, Beaver my friend???

Yes, that was much better

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Da3MoN
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posted 14 March 2002 15:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
sound like a bunch of "beaver" talk, if you ask me. Care to clarify, mr beaver?

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posted 14 March 2002 15:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Sorry.... that was me babbling.... mostly gibberish.... or cryptic coding.... some people have called it beaverspeak..... what were we talking about again?

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posted 14 March 2002 15:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
the topic morphed from women jokes to male cross dressig rituals, to women and behavior (JF disease). thats where your beaverspeak ran a leak.

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posted 14 March 2002 15:57     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Ran a leak? I thought it ran amuck....

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posted 14 March 2002 16:02     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
Either the other, makes no matter. Topic switch time, if the pattern is to maintain itself.
It seems Square is moving back to nintendo. And fox has given like a 100 mil budget for a DBZ movie.

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posted 14 March 2002 16:14     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
i think the yin / yang concept it quite good , but in order to understand a women you need to unlock the secrets of what make them tick. So I unlocked the door and i found little out and to tell truth it more fun talking to women then to just pointlessly flirting with them without a clue if they like this or that.

Over 4 years of knowing Danielle (for those who remember that story) I know everything about her, as she puts it i'm her rashional side of her. She has no fear of telling me anything cause i understand and i know how to listen and how to react to things she says. years of work made simple for other members , shhh people theirs more then that and thats my little secret

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posted 14 March 2002 16:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmm ... I love talking to women. Yes, *really* talking .. I can talk to them for days on end ... sure, you learn many things that you would other wise never learn ... but it's the simple pleasure of easily conversing with the fairer sex I love the most

Now, combine that with being their lover .. and .. hmmm .. well, it doesn't get any better than that The best of friends, and the best of lovers .. makes for a little bit of heaven here on earth

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posted 14 March 2002 17:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
That was beautiful axalon..... I think I need a hug now.....

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posted 14 March 2002 17:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Beaver gets a ((((BIG HUG)))))

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posted 14 March 2002 17:42     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
aw c'mon everyone group hug
seems we are all brother and sisters here anyway.

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posted 14 March 2002 18:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hehehe .. (((((BIG GROUP HUG)))))

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posted 14 March 2002 18:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
I like hugs..... Have you ever noticed that no matter how you feel, when someone gives you a hug you feel a little better?

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posted 14 March 2002 18:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Oh yes, my friend .. affectionate human contact is necesary for our well being .. and it feels good too!

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posted 14 March 2002 18:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Oh yeah, "Kiss me .. I'm Italian!!" LOL!!

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posted 14 March 2002 18:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
But we haven't even been on a date yet..... I don't kiss on the first date either.....

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posted 14 March 2002 20:24     Click Here to See the Profile for FeistyGirl   Click Here to Email FeistyGirl        Reply w/Quote   
Hey... just 3 more days until I get to say "Kiss me, I'm IRISH!" Woohoo

oh yeah... and another big group hug...

"Group Hug! Group Hug! Mind if I kiss the monkey? Ack! Ooh, hairball..."

sorry... Aladdin flashbacks... lol

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posted 14 March 2002 21:31     Click Here to See the Profile for MPHG   Click Here to Email MPHG        Reply w/Quote   Visit MPHG's Homepage!
Good to see you returning to this message feisty. Well whats new in your area?

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posted 14 March 2002 23:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Monkeys?? Hairballs?? Aladdin flashbacks?? Oooh, Jess ... you must be working too hard?! .. You're sounding sillier than me!! (and that's very silly indeed) hehehe .. hmmm .. just kidding ...

Group hugs?? I've been covering for you the best I know how ... You do know that you're the "official" (and most preferred) group hugger?!

Hmmm ... 3 days, eh? Why wait?? (everyday would be nice) many, many times everyday would be even better)

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posted 15 March 2002 01:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
Group hug? Physical contact... ack!

(screams and runs for the hills)

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posted 15 March 2002 04:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
I'm "new"...but can I join in the group hug anyways?

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posted 15 March 2002 07:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
*Da3MoN hands chinesman a pair of coconuts.

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