Posts: 3080 From: Wellington, New Zealand Registered: Apr 2001
posted 23 July 2001 04:35
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
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A dyslexic walks into a bra.
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Tontus314 Honorary Warlord
Posts: 553 From: TN,USA Registered: Feb 2001
posted 23 July 2001 06:08
Nope, not funny.
A 3-legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
Thats not funny either, but a friend of mine still laughs at that every time he hears it. Humor is in the ear of the beholder I guess.
FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001
posted 25 July 2001 10:14
or perhaps humor is in the ear of the beer-holder...?
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Mephansteras Moderator
Posts: 970 From: San Diego, CA USA Registered: Feb 2001
posted 25 July 2001 21:16
Hmm...I think humor follows those who go without sleep more than it follows anyone else...
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