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Baldrick
Moderator

Posts: 1334
From: The ShadowHaven
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 20 March 2002 15:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Baldrick   Click Here to Email Baldrick        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by MPHG:
Bah!
any pythonic person could of gotten that script, but can you beat this Baldrick?

[song]
Ich bin ein Holzfäller und fühl mich stark,
Ich schlaf des Nachts und h@ck am Tag.

Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark,
Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.
Ich fälle Bäume, ich ess mein Brot,
Ich geh auf das WC,
Am Mittwoch geh ich shopping,
Kau Kekse zum Kaffee.

Er fällt die Bäume, er isst sein Brot,
Er geht auf das WC,
Am Mittwoch geht er shopping,
Kaut Kekse zum Kaffee.
Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark,
Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.

Ich fälle Bäume und hüpf und spring,
Steck Blumen in die Vas'
Ich schlüpf in Frauenkleider
Und lümmel mich in Bars.

Er fällt die Bäume, er hüpft und springt,
Steckt Blumen in die Vas'
Er schlüpft in Frauenkleider
Und lümmelt sich in Bars...?
Er ist ein Holzfäller und fühlt sich stark,
Er schläft des Nachts und hackt am Tag.
Ich fälle Bäume, trag Stöckelschuh
Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter.
Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter.

Er fällt die Bäume, trägt Stöckelschuh
Und Strumpf- und Büstenhalter...?
...Wär gern ein kleines Mädchen
So wie mein Onkel Walter!


[edit:]a german word is cencored so I corrected my spelling sorry for th @ might need to talk to iowan


Beat it? You slightly modified the lumberjack song and put it in german.

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Baldrick
Leave out the k and i'll bite your arms off!

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Da3MoN
Knight

Posts: 73
From: That place, where noone can hurt you but everyone tries.
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 20 March 2002 16:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Da3MoN   Click Here to Email Da3MoN        Reply w/Quote   
silly silly people. Translating a lumberjack song into german... how much free time can there be?

Franzoesisch waere besser !

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quote:
When in doubt...
You're probably wrong.

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Jolly_Reaper
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 384
From: The Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 21 March 2002 05:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Beaver:
Ahhh.... A moderator that I have never seen before.... You guys always pop in at the strangest times.....


Rotflmao
I thought the same thing
How much of you guys are out there?

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Sig? Hmm, can't think of one right now...

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Beaver
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 1682
From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 21 March 2002 13:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
All your moderator belong to us....

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 21 March 2002 13:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Beaver, by the powers not invested in me I know pronounce you Moderator of The Astral Planes Forum

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As above .. so below
gathered by the wind
then rooted in the ground
only to rise from below
then above .. we grow

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Beaver
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 1682
From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 21 March 2002 13:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
SCHWEETT... Don't tell anyone.... there have been some people begging to be moderators... I don't want to make anyone mad.... lol

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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Mephansteras
Moderator

Posts: 970
From: San Diego, CA USA
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 21 March 2002 14:03     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephansteras   Click Here to Email Mephansteras        Reply w/Quote   Visit Mephansteras's Homepage!
Hehe...yeah, I don't post too often. But I'm not one of the great Phrozen moderators...I just have a mod with it's own forum.

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-Mephansteras

Don't take life to seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive!

Download my mod: Tides Of War

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 21 March 2002 14:11     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
[edit]

[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 21 March 2002).]

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 21 March 2002 14:11     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
[edit]

[This message has been edited by Axalon (edited 21 March 2002).]

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 21 March 2002 14:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
It's good to see you about you Mephansteras Moderator or no moderator .. it doesn't matter to me, it's always good to meet new folk

Oh, and Beaver .. not a word about your new status to Apoc!!! You know he'll get all sad about not moderating The Astral Planes Forum!!!

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As above .. so below
gathered by the wind
then rooted in the ground
only to rise from below
then above .. we grow

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Axalon
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 21 March 2002 14:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
How did I get a triple post!?!? It never happened to me before!!! That is weird!!!

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As above .. so below
gathered by the wind
then rooted in the ground
only to rise from below
then above .. we grow

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Chineseman
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 357
From: The Philippines
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 22 March 2002 03:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

You're next to be NOOBIFIED!!!


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I just love cats...
Yeah, maybe Carina too...

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Beaver
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 1682
From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 22 March 2002 13:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Now that would be funny.... Axalon the noob.....

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How long does it take beavers to make a dam? Well that depends on the beaver and how dam big the dam is.... Unless you get one that doesn't give a dam then it takes a really long time....

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WARLOCH the Immortal
Serf

Posts: 12
From: OZ
Registered: Apr 2002

posted 08 April 2002 21:32     Click Here to See the Profile for WARLOCH the Immortal   Click Here to Email WARLOCH the Immortal        Reply w/Quote   
Hmmmm....noobiefied...what happens if you noobiefy a noobie...would that be like retro-active birth control? I think they call it murder in some places...but oh well.

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Chineseman
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 357
From: The Philippines
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 09 April 2002 01:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Well, since you're "immortal", you don't have to be afraid of being noobified. It's like being reborn.

I expect to be noobified well before I reach "Honorary Warlord" status.

My status went like:
Serf
Squire
Knight
Warlord
Serf (again)
Squire
Knight
Warlord
...


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It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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Beaver
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 1682
From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 09 April 2002 10:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Uh oh.... I see the noobifying fairy coming your way......

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Chineseman
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 357
From: The Philippines
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 10 April 2002 01:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Well, if the fairy is pretty, I might just succumb to her noobifying powers!

Noob again...

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It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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WARLOCH the Immortal
Serf

Posts: 12
From: OZ
Registered: Apr 2002

posted 12 April 2002 16:01     Click Here to See the Profile for WARLOCH the Immortal   Click Here to Email WARLOCH the Immortal        Reply w/Quote   
Well lets take this all into the consideration.

If Fairy=Ugly/or Kinda_Ugly Then Refuse
If Fairy=Not_Too_Ugly/or Indifferent/or Not_Too_Pretty/or Kinda_Pretty Then Refer to Partition 2
If Fairy=Pretty/or Quite_Pretty/or Very_Pretty Then Accept
If Fairy=Exceptionally_Pretty/or Eye_Popping_Mouth_Open_Aarrrrrooooooooggggah! Then Accept_Try_Not_To_Stare_At_Sweater

Partition 2:
If Fairy=Rich Then Accept
If Fairy=Royalty Then Accept
If Fairy=Famous Then Accept
If Fairy='Other' Then Walk_Away_Slowly_Perhaps_You_Won't_Get_Mauled

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What?!?! I really am a GOD? I knew it!

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