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Mephistopheles
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From: Portland, Or, USA (kessan dalet)
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 02 April 2002 13:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Mephistopheles   Click Here to Email Mephistopheles        Reply w/Quote   
400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I'm married
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner
403 FORBIDDEN: don't even think about it
404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls' night out
405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question
406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question
407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first
408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?
409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?
411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this "big"?
412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don't have a condom?
413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won't fit!
415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question
500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period
501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that
503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache
504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that's all?

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE: "God! You were FAN-TASTIC! "
SERVER NOT AVAILABLE: keep getting that damn answering machine...
ILLEGAL OPERATION: *SLAP!* "Where the hell do think you're putting that?!?!"


ENJOY!!!

-Meph


(Got this from etplanet.com)

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In front of the middle of a deep fall
and under masks, fades smooth
black glass is everywhere
how beautiful you were is forgotten


-"Schwarzes Glas"

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Carina Flær
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Posts: 561
From: Akihabara, Japan
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 02 April 2002 16:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Carina Flær   Click Here to Email Carina Flær        Reply w/Quote   
Heh heh m heh 403s.

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" In Defeat, Malice; In Victory, Revenge! "

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Jolly_Reaper
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Posts: 384
From: The Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2002

posted 02 April 2002 23:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Jolly_Reaper   Click Here to Email Jolly_Reaper        Reply w/Quote   

Rotflmfao!
That's too funny

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The Lamborghini Countach LP400S: One car to rule them all!

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Axalon
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Posts: 2243
From: New England, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 03 April 2002 04:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Axalon   Click Here to Email Axalon        Reply w/Quote   
Hehehe .. That's why we have h@ackers.

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Pink?? Hmmm .. Not so bad a color if you "really" think about it. (Use your imagination);-)

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PhrozenHeart
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Posts: 557
From: Central IL
Registered: Jan 2001

posted 03 April 2002 18:08     Click Here to See the Profile for PhrozenHeart   Click Here to Email PhrozenHeart        Reply w/Quote   Visit PhrozenHeart's Homepage!
LMAO, now that's funny...

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"I'll give up my copy of LoD when you pry it from my cold dead hands..."

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Beaver
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Posts: 1682
From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 03 April 2002 19:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Phrozen? OMG! It is good to see you around these parts.... Anything new?

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Do you like my tu tu?

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Chineseman
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Posts: 357
From: The Philippines
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 04 April 2002 01:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
Too funny... I almost fell off my chair.

I meant Phrozen Heart posting...

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A man whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow an elephant.

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johnny-b!
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Posts: 569
From: Idaho, USA
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 05 April 2002 19:43     Click Here to See the Profile for johnny-b!   Click Here to Email johnny-b!        Reply w/Quote   Visit johnny-b!'s Homepage!
ROFLMAO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is a good one! ROFLMAO!

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http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/jondapimp2000/lst?&.dir=/mod&.src=bc&.view=l

"Ohe, defessus sum." -hannibal

the quote means: Boy, am I tired! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHA!

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Brother Laz
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Posts: 1134
From: the place where angels watch...
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 08 April 2002 12:50     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Laz   Click Here to Email Brother Laz        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Chineseman:
I meant Phrozen Heart posting...

Phrozen Heart? Who was that again?

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You may think it's beyond you to rip through the heavens, to master the code, to defy the laws of physics, to mock hardcoding.

Be told, nothing is beyond your reach...
-wip3out manual

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Chineseman
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Posts: 357
From: The Philippines
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 09 April 2002 00:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
I think he's the main reason why we're all here, Brother Laz!

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It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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Beaver
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Posts: 1682
From: I live in a dam, down by the river....
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 09 April 2002 10:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Beaver   Click Here to Email Beaver        Reply w/Quote   
Well... technically.... D2 is the reason we are here, phrozenheart makes it possible for us to be here.

But that is me being all technical...

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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

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Chineseman
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Posts: 357
From: The Philippines
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 10 April 2002 00:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Chineseman   Click Here to Email Chineseman        Reply w/Quote   
quote:
Originally posted by Beaver:
Well... technically.... D2 is the reason we are here, phrozenheart makes it possible for us to be here.

But that is me being all technical...


"Oh, yes, I agree!" -- Chrono Miner from Yuri's Revenge

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It is difficult to win a friend in a year; it is easy to offend one in an hour.

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AnTTraxX
Serf

Posts: 12
From: a place where Coca Cola grows on the trees...
Registered: Apr 2002

posted 22 April 2002 12:22     Click Here to See the Profile for AnTTraxX   Click Here to Email AnTTraxX        Reply w/Quote   
Maybe a good time to let out a joke of the same type..

What does a woman and a modem have in common?
They're both making that ringing/screaming noice when they're comming!

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Nah, dream on :D

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