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Topic: does anybody even read this?
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FeistyGirl Honorary Warlord
   
Posts: 729 From: a padded cell somewhere Registered: Feb 2001 |
posted 15 July 2001 00:31
so... wanna hear a joke???A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!". The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all...SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You're really a jerk when you're drunk, Superman." ------------------ "It's not as bad as you think... it's much MUCH worse!!" --FeistyGirl, in reference to her latest mod screwup

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jbouley Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 4907 From: Portland, Maine, USA Registered: Jan 2001 |
posted 15 July 2001 02:11
...you mean, tequila doesn't work like that? I'm positive it makes me bulletproof at the very least (or at least unable to feel the pain of the bullets).Nice one, Feisty...don't recall ever hearing that one before. And yes, some of us do read this particular forum...but I think everyone's too busy figuring out LoD files to think about humor...you must be good at multitasking.  ------------------ - JEFF "A hero is no braver than anyone else. He is only brave five minutes longer." Visit my mod site at www.planetdiablo.com/sanctuary

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Goldark Forum Admin.
    
Posts: 1747 From: Germany Registered: Apr 2001 |
posted 15 July 2001 06:12
"but I think everyone's too busy figuring out LoD files to think about humor"I'm even more busy finding out / getting used to LoD's oddities to be honest Especially the act3/4/5 vendor sale 'bug' ( ? ) in misc.txt hit's me  ------------------ Mod Author of "Hell on Earth" Visit my website under http://www.planetdiablo.com/hellonearth

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Alexander WarLord
  
Posts: 201 From: U.S.A. Registered: Apr 2001 |
posted 18 July 2001 21:30
BELEIVE ME, I could post a lot of humor on this forum. But the humorus jokes and pics I find aren't the best to post. Mainly because of the underage people that come here also.  I find very interesting ones.  ------------------ DEATH, is the ultimate adventure.

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