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Little_Marc
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 317
From: The sticks of a Sub-Development Next to a Cornfield
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 20 October 2001 06:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Little_Marc   Click Here to Email Little_Marc        Reply w/Quote   Visit Little_Marc's Homepage!
I've got 2 right now

1) A guy walks into a bar and says OW!

2) A guy walks into a bar and orders a scotch. The Bartender says, "What's wrong?"
The Guy replies "I just found out that my sister's a lesbian." So, the next day the same guy walks into the same bar and orders a scotch. "What's wrong now?" The Bartender asks. "I just found out that my cousin's a lesbian." So, the next day the guy walks into the bar and orders a scotch. "WHO ELSE IN YOUR FAMILY LIKES WOMEN NOW?" The bartender yells. "My wife"

Yup, I'm real bored right now. Sleep deprivation is kicking in.

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Little_Marc
Honorary Warlord

Posts: 317
From: The sticks of a Sub-Development Next to a Cornfield
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 27 November 2001 19:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Little_Marc   Click Here to Email Little_Marc        Reply w/Quote   Visit Little_Marc's Homepage!
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Always settle for next-to perfect. It's the best you can get.

[This message has been edited by Little_Marc (edited 02 December 2001).]

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DE Mutilator
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Posts: 71
From: Dublin, Ireland
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 02 December 2001 12:04     Click Here to See the Profile for DE Mutilator   Click Here to Email DE Mutilator        Reply w/Quote   Visit DE Mutilator's Homepage!
Well, I decided that I wouldn't diss you... Your posts are ok... What's this about sleep depravation...?

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It's DA MUTILATOR and he's gonna get SOMEBODY!!

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Deathscythe
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Posts: 1185
From: The Darkest Part of Hell (Shadow Land)
Registered: Oct 2001

posted 04 December 2001 03:20     Click Here to See the Profile for Deathscythe   Click Here to Email Deathscythe        Reply w/Quote   Visit Deathscythe's Homepage!
lolsssssss

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